The Roth Show

[envy_me]

Farting and spitting? They must be northern Chinese. Does everyone wait their turn at the register or do the fight with each other?

No, they don't fight with each other, they are just yelling at us. All of them. At the same time. One time one my colleague was helping one of them, while another one just yeller at her with a shoe and poking at her with a finger. She just took his finger and twisted it as hard as she could. Hahahahaha God that lady was fantastic

They are farting and spitting. Also we fing them wandering around in our storage. They also come in behind the cash desk. There are NO boundaries there.

[DONNIEP]

Mmmmm...Chinese food.

[envy_me]

Oh yeah the foot binding. The rich Chinese bound their childrens feet thinking they were above having to walk. When the communists took over and stole all the wealth, those people had a rough time. I have one photo I took in 1982 of an old Chinese lady with bound feet hobbling with a cane. Obviously here parents were rich before chairman Mao took over.

These sound like northern Chinese you are dealing with. Not may favorite people. The southern Chinese have better manners.

Yeah, I was like curious about that. So he was starting to explain, didn't make much sense. So I kinda helped him out and said that women today also do crazy things out of vanity, like implanting silicone in breasts. And he agreed and called me very smart But I didn't wanna put him more in a corner by pointing out that footbinding was done on small children with no anesthetics.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Note to the Swede, as usual, get back on topic....

[Nitro Express]

Yeah, I was like curious about that. So he was starting to explain, didn't make much sense. So I kinda helped him out and said that women today also do crazy things out of vanity, like implanting silicone in breasts. And he agreed and called me very smart But I didn't wanna put him more in a corner by pointing out that footbinding was done on small children with no anesthetics.

One thing that is sad in China is the communists totally wiped out a lot of the Chinese culture much like the Spanish wiped out the native cultures in the Americas. A lot of artifacts were saved moving them to Taiwan and the best museums are in Taiwan. Modern China never quite got over Mao's re-education faze. What's interesting Taiwan money now owns large assets in mainland China. I think they just bribed the younger officials in Bejing. The old communist guard is dying off.

I wouldn't be surprised to see North and South Korea unify and Taiwan and China relations get better.

[Nitro Express]

No, they don't fight with each other, they are just yelling at us. All of them. At the same time. One time one my colleague was helping one of them, while another one just yeller at her with a shoe and poking at her with a finger. She just took his finger and twisted it as hard as she could. Hahahahaha God that lady was fantastic

They are farting and spitting. Also we fing them wandering around in our storage. They also come in behind the cash desk. There are NO boundaries there.

Sounds like a bunch of drunks to me.

[envy_me]

One thing that is sad in China is the communists totally wiped out a lot of the Chinese culture much like the Spanish wiped out the native cultures in the Americas. A lot of artifacts were saved moving them to Taiwan and the best museums are in Taiwan. Modern China never quite got over Mao's re-education faze. What's interesting Taiwan money now owns large assets in mainland China. I think they just bribed the younger officials in Bejing. The old communist guard is dying off.

I wouldn't be surprised to see North and South Korea unify and Taiwan and China relations get better.

I'll just send you a PM

[katina]

http://www.davidleeroth.com/gallery/reflect.php?img=img%2Fgallery-007%2Fthumb%2F066-67-t.jpg&fade_start=22

[Nitro Express]

Roth is pretty good at doing watercolors.

[Yount]

Not bad for a wild eyed slack-jawed buffoon with LSD and no voice.

[Angel]

Not bad for a wild eyed slack-jawed buffoon with LSD and no voice.

You know, 've been wondering how to pronounce your user name, but 've got it figured out now...rhymes with CUNT

Sent from my GS2, bitches

[Yount]

You know, 've been wondering how to pronounce your user name, but 've got it figured out now...rhymes with CUNT

Sent from my GS2, bitches

Don't forget that was my ultimate deadpan roll the eyes quip.
Picture an angry Edward looking at the watercolor, pissed and honest, goes: Not bad for a wild eyed slacked-jawed buffoon with LSD and no voice,
I figure you're still learning Varied Types Of Humour in your studies. Either that, or you're a stupid twit.
Good day to you, Angel.

[Yount]

Yount.

[WARF]

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[Angel]

Don't forget that was my ultimate deadpan roll the eyes quip.
Picture an angry Edward looking at the watercolor, pissed and honest, goes: Not bad for a wild eyed slacked-jawed buffoon with LSD and no voice,
I figure you're still learning Varied Types Of Humour in your studies. Either that, or you're a stupid twit.
Good day to you, Angel.

Oh yeah, I could see your eyes rolling. As for deadpan humour, it requires comedic timing, and does not come through well in written word. Watch Gunderson when it re-launches, you'll see what GOOD deadpan is...

Sent from my GS2, bitches