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    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Girl View Post
    Do you know when they shit too, bub?
    Actually yes.

    They will often shit shortly afterwards as cigarettes act as a laxative because the nicotine stimulates the bowl and tobacco is a diuretic. This effect is especially great in people who only smoke a couple a day.

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    I thought you said herbs have no useful effects...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    I thought you said herbs have no useful effects...
    Nope.

    I think I'm the guy that posts again and again that aspirin is made from tree bark and that we have a name for an alternative or natural medicine that has been proved to work - medicine.

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    Chewing on the tree bark works just as well, possibly better for toothaches...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    we have a name for an alternative or natural medicine that has been proved to work - medicine.
    Proved by who, Big Pharma ??

    No thank you...

    The FDA ??

    No thank you...

    I can show you, and have shown you countless examples where the tests and studies for all sorts of medication have been false, construed, omitted, manipulated, etc.

    It's a scam...

    Why don't they do some honest testing for once and put their bullshit up against real vitamins, minerals, diet and and exercise instead of placebo ??

    Because they wouldn't have nobody to treat because all of the chronic illness would respond to the "alternative therapy."

    Modern western pharmacology and medicine is based on "Disease Management and Symptom Treatment."

    Nothing about the underlying cause of disease or chronic illness...

    And I don't need any government "proof" to tell me what's good...

    I know how to figure it out myself and I've spent some money learning how to do so...

    Fuck Big Pharma...


    Last edited by ELVIS; 04-05-2013 at 11:42 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    And I don't need any government "proof" to tell me what's good...

    I know how to figure it out myself and I've spent some money learning how to do so...



    LOL!

    You never seem to notice that the unqualified people that preach that doctors and scientists are owned and just selling you something - then sell you something.

    I bet you are on quite a few sucker databases by now. You do know these con artists sell lists of gullible people to each other?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    LOL!

    You never seem to notice that the unqualified people that preach that doctors and scientists are owned and just selling you something - then sell you something.

    I bet you are on quite a few sucker databases by now. You do know these con artists sell lists of gullible people to each other?
    Are you suggesting that my E-meter is not really cleansing me of the negative energy of my past lives?
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    LOL!

    You never seem to notice that the unqualified people that preach that doctors and scientists are owned and just selling you something - then sell you something.

    I bet you are on quite a few sucker databases by now. You do know these con artists sell lists of gullible people to each other?
    I seem to notice you trying to projecting something on to me that is entirely untrue...

    I seem to notice more than you think...

    One thing I've noticed over the years is that alcohol impairs one's ability to notice things...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    One thing I've noticed over the years is that alcohol impairs one's ability to notice things...
    I've never noticed that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zing! View Post
    I've never noticed that.
    yeah, wtf is he talkin' about?
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zing! View Post
    I've never noticed that.
    Noticed what ?
    fuck your fucking framing

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    We should call this a study and get some stimulus money...

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    If Dave likes Redbull he should try Celsius. It's even more packed with all sorts of things like taurin, koffein, etc then Redbull is.
    The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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    Maybe he already did and he likes Red Bull...

    I doubt it though...

    Dave is at least ten years behind the rest of the world...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Maybe he already did and he likes Red Bull...

    I doubt it though...

    Dave is at least ten years behind the rest of the world...

    I doubt it too. Celsius has like 10 different tastes while Redbull tastes EXACTLY like the cough medicine we got back in Bosnia and Hercegovina I HATE Redbull.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DLR Bridge View Post
    Irving Plaza is a bit grimy. Doubt there would be many suits. I've come to enjoy club shows much more while not being squooshed up against the stage. Any spot's a good spot in club.
    I certainly enjoyed the Cafe Wha? show.
    I've never been to Irving Plaza, but the Mercury Lounge is much smaller than I thought it would be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenEyedMurder View Post
    I certainly enjoyed the Cafe Wha? show.
    Excuse me young lady, but there is only one Roth Army celebrity from the Cafe Wha? show....

    Just ask him, and he'll tell you, and then tell you again, and again....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    Excuse me young lady, but there is only one Roth Army celebrity from the Cafe Wha? show....

    Just ask him, and he'll tell you, and then tell you again, and again....


    I keed, I keed....
    Well, he *is* THE Roth Army celebrity -- I'm a bit more of an anonymous presence. I still crack up whenever I watch the "She's The Woman" video and see him right in there. (My forearms actually have a brief moment in there )

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenEyedMurder View Post
    Well, he *is* THE Roth Army celebrity -- I'm a bit more of an anonymous presence. I still crack up whenever I watch the "She's The Woman" video and see him right in there. (My forearms actually have a brief moment in there )
    But YOU got the personal touch from Dave! Much better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Girl View Post
    But YOU got the personal touch from Dave! Much better!
    True! I'd definitely take that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Redbull tastes EXACTLY like the cough medicine we got back in Bosnia and Hercegovina
    That might by why Dave likes it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    That might by why Dave likes it...
    BE even...



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    *moved post wrong thread*
    Last edited by clarathecarrot; 04-06-2013 at 08:53 PM.
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    David Lee Roth | Movie Trailer | Review

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    Movie trailer?

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    That is hilarious.... such a cool dog.

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    My dogs are cool too, so what ??

    What's next, Dave doing gardening ??

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    WTF? That's how Dave sang at some 2012 shows.

    Just kidding, D-Ro. But seriously, time to lose the overalls.

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    Used to be Eddie and Dave...

    Now... Kody and Russ...

    Dog people... hmmm what's rock n roll come to..?

    Woofin With the Devil...
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    he finally made a Yakuza movie?

    Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




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    How come he won't do any swordplay during a show instead of the stupid dance floor?

    Dave might lop off an ear or one of Wolfie's nuts ---- that alone would be worth price of a ticket.



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    he finally made a Yakuza movie?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cato View Post

    those red Kanji texts mean...

    "An Outlander With Chivalrous Spirit"

    ~Trouble in public bath~(sub title)

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    I always wonder how many Westerners are walking around with tattoos that say 'I'm a moron'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    I always wonder how many Westerners are walking around with tattoos that say 'I'm a moron'
    a lot.

    there's a thread about those people in the pic forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    I always wonder how many Westerners are walking around with tattoos that say 'I'm a moron'
    I thought all tattoos said that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    I always wonder how many Westerners are walking around with tattoos that say 'I'm a moron'
    Hey, I resemble that remark, at least 30 years ago I did....

    I had an excuse though, I was drunk 98% of the time...


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    I have no tattoos. Always wanted to get at least a shoulder one and be done with it. About 6 years ago, I worked up a sketch for something I wanted. Turns out, AIC beat me to it for their new CD. Very farkin' similar. Dang it all!

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    I have a canny few tats including a half sleeve .
    I always fancied this AIC image with the name taken out

    image.jpg

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