Guess who's back in circulation!!!!Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan
David Lee Roth on WhoSay
Guess who's back in circulation!!!!
David Lee Roth on WhoSay
Last edited by Va Beach VH Fan; 11-24-2012 at 03:49 PM. Reason: Added backlink...
The Singapore dick sling is back!! That's what I'm wearing to the office Christmas party!!
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Dave is weird some times
I really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hot
I need to get one of these Singapore dick slings for myself, I wanna go to the beach with just the dick sling and some eat em' and smile face paint.....
Nice to see that common sense has finally won.Guess who's back in circulation!!!!
And, exactly as Zah predicted, what is Singapore dick sling?
The heart is on the left. The blood is red.
That's one hell of a vacation pic, though... New Guinea?
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
it's pieces of his old opel kadett that he used to load his PA on for the first gigs in the 70's. he had it cut in half and put e deer in the windshield and put it on his wall in the hall.
I highly recommend his autobiographie...you learn bits and pieces about the man
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First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)
see my post above
They're worn by males in New Guinea. Apparently, they come in XXL.
This is fucking brilliant..
Shit. Out of thanks...thanks.
Sent from my GS2, bitches
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
From lose the headset to save the dick sling. This place is the greatest.
My karma just ran over your dogma.
ain't that the truth...
I want Dave to wear the Singapore dick sling for his Asian tour dates!!!!
I'm gonna start bootlegging Singapore Dick Slings!! I'm diversifying - and I'll give Zah a cut of the profits!!
Did I ever tell you about the time I was arrested completely naked except for a green macrame sarong like Hawaiian dudes wear, they wouldn't let me put on any clothes took me to jail just like DLR in the beginning of the Panama Video.
I was about 32 years old and completely drunk.
I mean the thing had big inch air knit holes in but it wrapped around twice and secured like a towel couldn't see nothing!!!
Ok it was a throw of of some sofa .....wtf!!
Everytime I see Roth naked again.... wood cock pick dick whatever... I guess I think of that night and all I can tell people is my only excuse it was hot that night people!!!#### july hot.. in the jungle hot, hot like a New Guinea JUNGLE!!
And the Medicine was working!!!
And from DLRs career I have seen more of him than perhaps any other dude...fuck'n cheeky bastard..lol.
I say no ban for that photo.
Dave was just runn'n a little bit hot, that night.
Mutha On Bitches.
Last edited by clarathecarrot; 11-24-2012 at 06:58 PM.
2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve
"the slingapore"
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
I can just picture Dave reading this and saying "Singapore Dick Sling, why didn't i think of that? We're gonna have to reshoot this episode."
Package them with your bootleg dvd's and call it the "The toastmaster general survival pack"...
It's what everybody wants for Christmas this year!!
This is the most naked I've ever seen Dave - and might I add that this is something that the ladies of the Roth Army have been clamoring for for years! Thank you Dave for the bestest Christmas present ever!
Oh dear.
That's true! Thank you, Dave!!! It looks spectacular from here. A bit blue, but still spectacular
Last edited by envy_me; 11-25-2012 at 02:20 AM.
So Many WET Roth Army Ladies Here Tonight.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
What intrigues me about that photo, much more than viewing Daves sack in all it's sweaty squalor, is imagining what kind of jungle borne fungus he is most likely Tripping balls on at the time.
Stand up if you are ready for episode #5!
Dave or the grave!!!!
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Stevie looks like a lizard..
I have read it before but a very long time ago.I can't seem to find my copy and just never get round to buying a new one.I do remember him saying can you dig it a lot thoughit's pieces of his old opel kadett that he used to load his PA on for the first gigs in the 70's. he had it cut in half and put e deer in the windshield and put it on his wall in the hall.
I highly recommend his autobiographie...you learn bits and pieces about the man
Here's a pre-release review... that describes some of the logistics involved.
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
What's up with the clothes?
Dave's cowboy boots are pretty bad ass in this vid,I gotta get me a pair
What do you mean what's up with his clothes? It's vintage 88' Roth style, baby!
It's terrible...
Don't be dissin' the threads!! I wore the same outfit to the movies on Friday nite baby!!
she's up!!
http://say.ly/AlB4EMR
Episode 5: Cafe Wha?/EEAS:Origins/Goin' Crazy!/DLR Art Gallery
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
I see WARF's big melon made it onto the video....
bout covers it
Cool little tidbits in all these vids...How does one person retain so much information as Roth?
Is that a Roth Army shirt in Dave's house at 22:20?
I could be mistaken but I am almost positive that is an old shirt from slawterhouse.
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