Hello, I never left.

[philouze]

Rotharmy member since 2004, VH fan since 1981 (yeah, I was three).
Gotta tell you that I've always enjoyed being part of the "army", lots of laughs, thank you guys & girls.
I have spoken, now I'm gonna wipe my ass, it's bleeding again.

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

Hi philouze and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!

[Diamondjimi]

How can you be welcomed back if you've never left?
Jus' sayin...

[Zing!]

Welcome (back?) good luck with your ass.

[philouze]

How can you be welcomed back if you've never left?
Jus' sayin...

I didn't specially want to be welcomed back.. I wanted you to know that I've always been there and stuck to you pals. Jus' sayin...

[philouze]

Welcome (back?) good luck with your ass.

It's been bleeding for weeks... Too much booze, I guess. Somebody get me a..

[envy_me]

Rotharmy member since 2004, VH fan since 1981 (yeah, I was three).
Gotta tell you that I've always enjoyed being part of the "army", lots of laughs, thank you guys & girls.
I have spoken, now I'm gonna wipe my ass, it's bleeding again.

Have you been to the doctor with that?

I have an ulcer in my stomach. It comes and goes. For long periods of time I can't drink any alcohol. I have never had any kind of bleeding. When it's at its worst the only thing I can eat without vomiting is milkshake. And not the tasty heavy kind, but the ones from McDonalds that is basically just frozen milk.

[philouze]

I'm allergic with milk (is that a good sentence ?)..
But you know, Envy, I don't want my ass to be touched by some stranger.. Even if he (she) is a doctor...

TOTAL RECTAL !!

[envy_me]

I'm allergic with milk (is that a good sentence ?)..
But you know, Envy, I don't want my ass to be touched by some stranger.. Even if he (she) is a doctor...

TOTAL RECTAL !!

Try and ask for a female doctor, maybe it won't feel as strange then.
When I go to the gynecologist I always ask for a male. It just feels more natural to have a man down there. They are usually very flexible when it comes to gender of the doctor.

Are you taking any meds for that? Have you at least stopped drinking?

[philouze]

Hey, where's Doctor Ruth ??? Now she could put a finger down there, I wouldn't mind... Or maybe would YOU do it ??
Sorry 'bout that, I'm not a fan of that kind of jokes but I had to do it...
Now there's a proof that I didn't stop drinking.. LMFAO

[envy_me]

Hey, where's Doctor Ruth ??? Now she could put a finger down there, I wouldn't mind... Or maybe would YOU do it ??
Sorry 'bout that, I'm not a fan of that kind of jokes but I had to do it...
Now there's a proof that I didn't stop drinking.. LMFAO

Lol, at first I thought it said Dr Roth Would you mind him
You HAVE to stop drinking! Seriously!

[philouze]

Lol, at first I thought it said Dr Roth Would you mind him
You HAVE to stop drinking! Seriously!

The only two guys I would allow touching my ass are DLR and Prince. So no, I wouldn't mind.
I'm trying to stop drinking. Makes me fat, I don't like that. As Mutt Lange said to Def Leppard on day (true story): "You gotta to appeal to the chicks, men"

[envy_me]

The only two guys I would allow touching my ass are DLR and Prince. So no, I wouldn't mind.
I'm trying to stop drinking. Makes me fat, I don't like that. As Mutt Lange said to Def Leppard on day (true story): "You gotta to appeal to the chicks, men"

Haha, why Prince?

If you can't stop drinking, try and eat a lot of yoghurt. There are those without lactose. Yoghurt is good for stomach. Have you changed anything at all in your diet?

[philouze]

Yeah, I don't eat bread with pastas anymore...

I'll try what you said..

Oh, and why Prince ??
'Cause the motherfucker's sexy to me !!! Yeah, I'm a boy (but my mom won't admit it), but what the fuck ?

[envy_me]

Try not to eat meat. If you're gona eat fish, eat cooked. Also just cooked vegetables. Nothing fried or spicy.