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  • ashstralia
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Feb 2004
    • 6556

    Reverend beaten to death with electric guitar.

    Betcha it was a telecaster...







  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    #2
    Wrong forum...

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    • ashstralia
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Feb 2004
      • 6556

      #3
      So we'll discuss the gradual tightening of the the guitar laws...

      I'm sorry if anyone's offended by my post, but i lol'd. we've all seen the video of keef brandishing one as a mighty battle axe... Sure, there's gonna be more to the story but still...

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120

        #4
        The pastor must have fucked his old lady...

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        • ashstralia
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Feb 2004
          • 6556

          #5
          Guns don't kill people, PSYCHOPATHS WITH ELECTRIC GUITARS KILL PEOPLE.


          I blame that Elvis feller. (Not the local attention whore, the original real one.)

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          • ELVIS
            Banned
            • Dec 2003
            • 44120

            #6
            His son is a little frustrated ??


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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120

              #7
              A huggin' preacher, eh ??

              I'll bet he was...

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              • ashstralia
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Feb 2004
                • 6556

                #8
                Beats poisonous snake, I suppose.

                Well...

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                • ZahZoo
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 8961

                  #9
                  Odds are good it was a $99 Pacifica Strat knock-off... The Tele is a better choice but this was an in-house church axe...
                  "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                  • sadaist
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 11625

                    #10
                    When we outlaw guitars, only outlaws will have them.



                    and maybe it was dark & he didn't realize it was a guitar he was grabbing.

                    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                    • jhale667
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 20929

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ZahZoo
                      Odds are good it was a $99 Pacifica Strat knock-off... The Tele is a better choice but this was an in-house church axe...
                      Nah, they're particle board; it would have disintegrated with the first blow, and the pastor would still be alive.
                      Originally posted by conmee
                      If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                      That is all.

                      Icon.
                      Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                      I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                      Originally posted by Isaac R.
                      Then it's really true??:eek:

                      The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                      OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                      Originally posted by eddie78
                      I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                      • clarathecarrot
                        Full Member Status

                        • May 2010
                        • 3589

                        #12
                        A clean simple death to be proud of.... like getting eaten by a great white shark.... or having your nuts bit off by a laplander.

                        A whole lot less painfull than the slow, GUITAR MURDER!! we have all been suffering from, at the hands of jhale,.... and that endless wanking and noodling, he has subjected us to over the years.

                        OH!!!... SHIT, I SLAY ME, OWNED!!!!!!

                        This post should be in the hall of fame or something.........BURN!!!!


                        I'll be here all week don't forget to tip your waitress!
                        Last edited by clarathecarrot; 11-01-2012, 01:52 PM.
                        2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                        clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                        • sadaist
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 11625

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jhale667
                          Nah, they're particle board; it would have disintegrated with the first blow, and the pastor would still be alive.

                          I could see Jhale screaming as he is being beaten to death by a cheap knockoff.



                          "NOOOOOOOO! At least use a real Fender for fucks sake! ARRRGGHHHHHHH THE HUMANITY!!!!"
                          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                          • jhale667
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 20929

                            #14
                            NO, dude - / beat people to death with guitars. Not the reverse. Ever.

                            Who said I liked Fenders?
                            Originally posted by conmee
                            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                            That is all.

                            Icon.
                            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                            Originally posted by Isaac R.
                            Then it's really true??:eek:

                            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                            Originally posted by eddie78
                            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              #15
                              Maybe Obama should ban guitars ??

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