Let's help President Obama pick a better cabinet for Round Two

[Satan]

Department of State
Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton


Hillary's actually done OK, but she said that she wouldn't do more than one term. Joe Biden's already got a gig, so he's out of consideration. Some have suggested Judas IsKerryot, but that's a bad idea, because the last time they had a "special election" to fill a Senate seat in that state, they got a naked tabloid model. And given that Elizabeth Warren kicked his ass last night, he might try to run for Kerry's seat.

Department of the Treasury
Secretary Timothy F. Geithner
No question that Timmy the Elf needs to be the first one out the door. Robert Reich or Paul Krugman should replace him

Department of Defense
Secretary Leon E. Panetta
I don't really have a candidate in mind here, but the revolving door between the military and the CIA really needs to stop.

Department of Justice
Attorney General Eric H. Holder, Jr.
Bring in John Edwards or Elliot Spitzer. Hell, I'll send up a legion of succubi so nobody has to worry about "bimbo eruptions" turning up in the tabloids.

Department of the Interior
Secretary Kenneth L. Salazar

Lose this turd, bring in Bobby Kennedy Jr.

Department of Agriculture
Secretary Thomas J. Vilsack
Dump VilSuck and anybody else with Monsanto connections. Replace him with Willie Nelson.

Department of Commerce
Acting Secretary Rebecca Blank
I say we bring in the guy from Tesla, Elon Musk, except I wouldn't want to take him away from that company. Or his space company, for that matter

Department of Labor
Secretary Hilda L. Solis

She can stay

Department of Health and Human Services
Secretary Kathleen Sebelius

Replace her with Dr. Howard Dean. YEEEAAARRRGGGHHH

Department of Education
Secretary Arne Duncan
Replace him with someone who doesn't have their head up their ass with trying to privatize public education

Department of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary Shaun L.S. Donovan

Don't have any suggestions here

Department of Transportation
Secretary Ray LaHood

Bring in somebody who can get some 21st century infrastructure going.

Department of Energy
Secretary Steven Chu
Ditto

Department of Veterans Affairs
Secretary Eric K. Shinseki

He can probably stick around. If he doesn't want to, bring in Max Cleland.


Department of Homeland Security
Secretary Janet A. Napolitano


Eliminate this ridiculous fascist named bureaucracy altogether.

[LoungeMachine]

John Kerry should be the next Sec of State

[Dr. Love]

John Edwards or Elliot Spitzer? Really?? Out of all the possible qualified people, you recommend Edwards and Spitzer to be Attorney General?

[DLR Bridge]

Department of Kicking Ass - DLR

[Little Texan]

Department of State
Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton


Hillary's actually done OK, but she said that she wouldn't do more than one term. Joe Biden's already got a gig, so he's out of consideration. Some have suggested Judas IsKerryot, but that's a bad idea, because the last time they had a "special election" to fill a Senate seat in that state, they got a naked tabloid model. And given that Elizabeth Warren kicked his ass last night, he might try to run for Kerry's seat.

Department of the Treasury
Secretary Timothy F. Geithner
No question that Timmy the Elf needs to be the first one out the door. Robert Reich or Paul Krugman should replace him

Department of Defense
Secretary Leon E. Panetta
I don't really have a candidate in mind here, but the revolving door between the military and the CIA really needs to stop.

Department of Justice
Attorney General Eric H. Holder, Jr.
Bring in John Edwards or Elliot Spitzer. Hell, I'll send up a legion of succubi so nobody has to worry about "bimbo eruptions" turning up in the tabloids.

Department of the Interior
Secretary Kenneth L. Salazar

Lose this turd, bring in Bobby Kennedy Jr.

Department of Agriculture
Secretary Thomas J. Vilsack
Dump VilSuck and anybody else with Monsanto connections. Replace him with Willie Nelson.

Department of Commerce
Acting Secretary Rebecca Blank
I say we bring in the guy from Tesla, Elon Musk, except I wouldn't want to take him away from that company. Or his space company, for that matter

Department of Labor
Secretary Hilda L. Solis

She can stay

Department of Health and Human Services
Secretary Kathleen Sebelius

Replace her with Dr. Howard Dean. YEEEAAARRRGGGHHH

Department of Education
Secretary Arne Duncan
Replace him with someone who doesn't have their head up their ass with trying to privatize public education

Department of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary Shaun L.S. Donovan

Don't have any suggestions here

Department of Transportation
Secretary Ray LaHood

Bring in somebody who can get some 21st century infrastructure going.

Department of Energy
Secretary Steven Chu
Ditto

Department of Veterans Affairs
Secretary Eric K. Shinseki

He can probably stick around. If he doesn't want to, bring in Max Cleland.


Department of Homeland Security
Secretary Janet A. Napolitano


Eliminate this ridiculous fascist named bureaucracy altogether.

Appoint Willie Nelson as the Attorney General so that he won't go after potheads for buying and smoking weed in states where it is legal.

[Satan]

John Edwards or Elliot Spitzer? Really?? Out of all the possible qualified people, you recommend Edwards and Spitzer to be Attorney General?

Wall $treet and Gold Mansacks would piss their pants if Spitzer was AG, and Edwards would enforce the existing laws against the corporations.

Who do you have in mind who's better?

BTW, the Federal Reserve chairman is on a different time table, but I'd be totally cool with Ron Paul being named to that position. It's really more of a Republican thing to name somebody to an office knowing he or she will destroy it, but in this case, it would be a Most Unholy idea.

Hell, I'd even suggest him as Secretary of Defense, since I know he's opposed to PNAC Imperialist dragonshit wars.

[Satan]

Appoint Willie Nelson the Attorney General so that he won't go after potheads for buying and smoking weed in states where it is legal.

That could work.... but I want him at Agriculture to bring in his Farm Aid agenda and support family farmers, not Monsanto/Cargill/ADM. And make biodiesel from non-smokeable hemp, rather than corn.

[Zing!]

Tommy Chong should be appointed Secretary of Defense.

Everybody just mellow OUT, man!

[Nitro Express]

Satan for President!

[Zing!]

Satan for President!

I have some ex-military family members who say he already is...

[Nitro Express]

I have some ex-military family members who say he already is...

LOL! Well this Bengazi thing will be interesting. That isn't going to go away. Usually the trouble for a president starts in the second term. But hey, you get impeached you just stay in power and if Barrack does leave his term early, we get Biden. Oh shit!

[Zing!]

Said military fam would either move to Canada or commit hari-kari if Smiling Joe took over the Oval Office. I wasn't fond of Dubya and Darth Cheney, but these folks take their seething hatred of Obama to a whole new level - usually droning out the same tired GOP talking points you heard from Mitt and Ryan for the past two years (and daily on Faux News).

[Nitro Express]

The thing is without a draft, nobody really cares about the wars. Like I said skin in the game. If you have no taxes to pay or the possibility of being drafted it's ignorance is bliss. It's someone else's issue. The politicians know it and know exactly what they can get away with.

[BITEYOASS]

LOL! Well this Bengazi thing will be interesting. That isn't going to go away. Usually the trouble for a president starts in the second term. But hey, you get impeached you just stay in power and if Barrack does leave his term early, we get Biden. Oh shit!

I wonder why these fuckers didn't apply the same standard to Bush W after 9/11. Fuckin' hypocrites!

[BITEYOASS]

I have some ex-military family members who say he already is...

What's really sad is how the military has turned into a Talabangelical haven. Where drinking is frowned upon and you can't even buy porn at the base PX. I blame this on all of the junior enlisted who get married to a bitch from hell in order to get out of the barracks, then a few years later get taken to the cleaners or worse.

[kwame k]

I wonder why these fuckers didn't apply the same standard to Bush W after 9/11. Fuckin' hypocrites!

[Satan]

Satan for President!

Unfortunately, as a resident of Hell, I'm not eligible.

[Satan]

First resignation just announced: Betrayus quits the CIA.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

First resignation just announced: Betrayus quits the CIA.

Due to an extramarital affair.....

[private parts]

Secretary of Business....Mitt ROMNEY!!!

[Satan]

Secretary of Business....Mitt ROMNEY!!!

No, because vulture capitalism and outsourcing are not things that should be encouraged.

However, in the spirit of reconciliation, the President should nominate Mittens as Ambassador to the Planet Kolob.

He is uniquely qualified for that job.