Taylor Swift Sucks The Dick Of Jimmy Page

[Kristy]

Looks like America's pop country sweetheart sensation who writes songs about what's it's like to be attractive, rich and a perpetual cock tease is now a lame Zep head (like all of you miscreants):

"Even though Taylor Swift's new CD Red has sold a recording-breaking 1.2 million copies, one person in particular isn't thrilled with Tay's lyric choices. Singer Matt Nathanson is accusing Taylor from stealing a lyric from his 2003 song "I Saw" and using it in her song "All Too Well."

The lyric in question? Nathanson sings in his song: "and I'll forget about you long enough to forget why I need to." And Taylor's song lyric is: "and I forget about you long enough to forget why I needed to."

In a series of tweets that have since been deleted, Nathanson voiced his anger, writing: "she's definitely a fan... and now she's a thief." Days later, he tweeted: "so far, my favorite thing about today is the wave of @taylorswift13 fans calling me a prick on twitter for writing "i saw" in 2003."

Swift has shown that she's a fan of the 39-year old singer before: More than once on her last Speak Now tour, she wrote lyrics down her arm from Nathanson's songs.

The lyric could've been just an honest coincidence, as other songs in the musical world have shared similar lyrics before. But so far, Taylor's reps haven't commented."

By "reps" I assume Taylor's sycophants mean lawyers. As for Nathanson, what a crashing over sensitive bore he is with a Twitter account and a 3 chord Martian. Heh, Taylor fans calling him a "prick" is a bit redundant.



Better watch your step, Nathanson. Taylor is the Teenage Vouge girl of your retarded iPod Generation. She has a lot of clout in terms of seeing your fledgeling career come to an early sweet end. Let her have your shitty lyric and she'll make sure your kneecaps remain in place.

[binnie]

I am the only one who doesn't find Taylor Swift particularly attractive?

[Kristy]

Even when she cakes it she can't hide it.

[kwame k]

Not remotely attractive............. she has an elfish looking face, is rail thin and her music sucks!

[TJMKID]

I am the only one who doesn't find Taylor Swift particularly attractive?

She probably looks average at best without professional makeup. Most natural blonds look a lot different sans makeup. Although I've seen pics of Jessica Simpson without makeup and she's still rather fuckable.

Natural brunettes look better without makeup. Google images of Jessica Alba or Megan Fox without makeup and they still put woods in my undies.

[Nickdfresh]

I am the only one who doesn't find Taylor Swift particularly attractive?

Binnie wouldn't hit it? I would!

[Kristy]

It's more than evident that Binnie would hit anything whether it had a pulse or not.

[kwame k]

Binnie wouldn't hit it? I would!

Slow down there, pilgrim.......we're saying she's not all that hot! No one said they wouldn't hit it

[kwame k]

It's more than evident that Binnie would hit anything whether it had a pulse or not.

In Binnie's defense.......things without a pulse put up less of a fight

[chefcraig]

Maybe I'm just an old geezer, but I can't seem to work up enough attention for these chicks/starlets/whatever the fuck they are that look like they are too young to even get a driver's license. On the other hand, if while viewing news of someone with some semblance of life experience and some actual mileage under her belt, such as say...Susan Surandon, then my attention (amongst other things) is fully engaged...

[Satan]

I'm still trying to figure out how a Wall Street stockbroker's kid became the darling of the Country Music Establishment anyway. I mean how fucking UN-country is that.

Yeah, I know Shania Twain was Canadian, but at least she was from rural Canada..... that's sort of country, even if she says "oot" and "eh" all the time. And is 666% hotter than Taylor Swift, for that matter.

[Nickdfresh]

Slow down there, pilgrim.......we're saying she's not all that hot! No one said they wouldn't hit it

Definitely not the hottest thing ever, bit too rail thin. But she does have something about her. I know she's got the "girl-next-door" image, but that seems ironic as she's definitely gotten around a bit...

[motherchicken]

I'd do her. Haven't seen any pictures of her worthy of spanking hank to but she's cute. Why does this Kristy chick hate Zep?

[VAiN]

Why does this Kristy chick hate Zep?

She's a spiteful cunt who hates. It's her jam.

[envy_me]

I think she's ugly. There are many beautiful women out there, but she isn't one of them.

[Kristy]

She's a spiteful cunt who hates. It's her jam.

Don't you have something better to do? Like drive your pile of shit Mustang in front of the local high school hoping the girls will notice you?

[VAiN]

I'm not allowed within a 1000 feet of a school. Besides, your hate is endearing.

[Kristy]

Thanks. I'm up for a reward. "Miss Misanthropy Of The Year."

[TJMKID]

I'm still trying to figure out how a Wall Street stockbroker's kid became the darling of the Country Music Establishment anyway. I mean how fucking UN-country is that.

Yeah, I know Shania Twain was Canadian, but at least she was from rural Canada..... that's sort of country, even if she says "oot" and "eh" all the time. And is 666% hotter than Taylor Swift, for that matter.

I agree 100% --- which explains why Swift's new hit single sounds pure pop and NOTHING like a country song.

Young girls only have 2 pathways to music stardom in recent years --- pick the slutty Hollyweird skank image like Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, or Miley Cyrus --- or move to Nashville and cultivate a more wholesome country image.

Taylor Swift chose Option 2 --- but now she's making the same forgettable pop garbage as Spears, Aguilera, etc.

[78/84 guy]

Love how you linked her to Page. Good job ! You really need to get laid more !

[envy_me]

Maybe I'm just an old geezer, but I can't seem to work up enough attention for these chicks/starlets/whatever the fuck they are that look like they are too young to even get a driver's license. On the other hand, if while viewing news of someone with some semblance of life experience and some actual mileage under her belt, such as say...Susan Surandon, then my attention (amongst other things) is fully engaged...

If we're talking about older women, then Joanna Lumley is most beautiful. I also like Chrissie Hynde, but not cause she's beautiful, but because she's awesome.

[binnie]

It's more than evident that Binnie would hit anything whether it had a pulse or not.

I dunno. I'm getting picky with age.............

[Kristy]

I dunno. I'm getting picky with age.............

...but not with corpses?

[Dan]

Taylor Swift Is Sexy,Smart,Tall And Loves Kiwis.

[sadaist]

I am the only one who doesn't find Taylor Swift particularly attractive?

She is too thin and tall for me. Olive Oyl like. But her face is very pretty and she seems to hold herself with a ton of class. Unlike the million slutty chicks her age. I find that sexy. She also has an innocence to her. Sexy as well.

We all want a chick to be a whore in bed.....but who you going to take to the yacht club when your grandpa is being honored by rotary club and you get to take a date?

[Dan]

She Has Legs Up To Her Neck.

[Coyote]

Although I've seen pics of Jessica Simpson without makeup and she's still rather fuckable.

Indeed. Excuse me, I'll be right back...

[Hardrock69]

I probably despise Taylor Shit as much as Kristy does. Probably one of the few things we agree on.

I have no interest in Taylor at all, except except as someone to verbally abuse....

She is not even worthy of my splooge on her face...

[ashstralia]

Ok, her music is crap. We have one here called 'delta goodrem'. Complete and utter piffle. Like bad year 8 poetry set to bland formula music.

But I don't get the hate. She's a driven girl who was lucky enough to have the resources and support to chase her dream.

Don't like it? There's an off/mute button.

[Dan]

Holy Shit,Some Of You Guys Must Be Gay.

[clarathecarrot]

Ok, her music is crap. We have one here called 'delta goodrem'. Complete and utter piffle. Like bad year 8 poetry set to bland formula music.

But I don't get the hate. She's a driven girl who was lucky enough to have the resources and support to chase her dream.

Don't like it? There's an off/mute button.

Like Ash sais..15 year old girls need some jump around bubble gum pop.

She can sing old lady country when she is 60.

I don't think she is goofy ugly or untalented.

Too skinny yeah but she'll get there to.......................let the kids play.

I think they said that about my my my genner a tion......too.

[binnie]

Ok, her music is crap. We have one here called 'delta goodrem'. Complete and utter piffle. Like bad year 8 poetry set to bland formula music.

But I don't get the hate. She's a driven girl who was lucky enough to have the resources and support to chase her dream.

Don't like it? There's an off/mute button.

I would do bad, bad things to Delta Goodrem - I'd hit that like the flames of the apocalypse were tickling my ass.....

[78/84 guy]

Holy Shit,Some Of You Guys Must Be Gay.

I'd do her again !