The stadiums are HALF FULL, you idiots.
Look at all the SPAM-CUNTS here tonight!
The stadiums are HALF FULL, you idiots.
.
Everytime I think I've reached the buttom someone hands me a shovel.
Your cup is half full BITCHBOY
Another 100% faggity post from a little Spam Sperm!Originally posted by VANHALEN2004
Your cup is half full BITCHBOY
Did you get banned from the links for being STUPID?
kennyboy....oh kennyboy......i could say "go fuck yourself"....i could say "bite me fucktard"....i could say "every time you speak, you're guessing"......i could say alot of things...by why should i? You do a "Damn Good" job of making an ass out of yourself daily....wouldnt wanna steal your thunder.
He's just another faggoty maggoty cocksucker who would suck Roth's dick if he told him to.
Huh? I could say that "alot" is actually two words!Originally posted by EddieFan4Eva
kennyboy....oh kennyboy......i could say "go fuck yourself"....i could say "bite me fucktard"....i could say "every time you speak, you're guessing"......i could say alot of things...by why should i? You do a "Damn Good" job of making an ass out of yourself daily....wouldnt wanna steal your thunder.
Did you get your $4 Van Hagar tickets off of Ebay yet?
Who's Eva?
Huh?!? Dude, the homo chat board is probably on another site. Maybe you should post your fantasies there.Originally posted by VANHALEN2004
He's just another faggoty maggoty cocksucker who would suck Roth's dick if he told him to.
Nothing worse than militant HOMO's.Originally posted by kennyboy
Huh?!? Dude, the homo chat board is probably on another site. Maybe you should post your fantasies there.
Kenny,
I wish I got my own parade where I could carry around signs that say "I eat pussy". I wish I got my own day at Disney every year.
Yet, still they act like the world needs to embrace their anal encrusted methods of LOVE and banal melodicism.
Eddiefag4EVA,
The insipid sounds of post 1984 VH is certainly enough to twitch your atrophied sphincter to new levels of blood lubricated excitement.
We accept that as it is plainly clear in the composition % motivation of the music.
But for us hetero humans, the difference in the music is very obvious. The difference in motivation is perfectly clear.
The difference in attitude is exactly the difference between you and US.
The SONGS suck to our ears.
Get over it
You've never made a point but, we have a strict no ban policy.
Make a point.
Tell ME why any single song they did surpasses the 1st 6 albums.
or
Move on!
"Everybody's looking for something to fill in the holes"
From Sambo with love
Last edited by pete; 06-22-2004 at 06:58 PM.
Honestly, what does that say about you and how much you're here?Originally posted by VANHALEN2004
He's just another faggoty maggoty cocksucker who would suck Roth's dick if he told him to.
You're not a Dave fan, so what's up?
You speaking for the rest of us too?
Why is it you Sammy fans talk SO MUCH about men sucking dick?
Make a point, an intelligent argument, or leave.
Make you feel good about yourself? Make you feel manly?
Dude, if you're a Van Hagar fan, the last thing you are is manly.
Try some rock music, not that radio friendly, power ballad, Grammy drivel that VH makes now.
Look at 'em scatter like COCKroaches when their sophmoric posts are deconstructed by the ROTH ARMY BRAIN TEAM!
YOU LOSE SPAM CUNTS!
Originally posted by kennyboy
Look at 'em scatter like COCKroaches when their sophmoric posts are deconstructed by the ROTH ARMY BRAIN TEAM!
YOU LOSE SPAM CUNTS!
FUCK YOU, QUEERS! You Roth FAGS can suck my rock hard cock, then lick my tasty balls, then run your fingers through my hair and tell me how much I look like Gary Cherone, you FAGS!
Wishful thinking?Originally posted by Brettt
FUCK YOU, QUEERS!
Sorry charlie
Your dad sent me the father day picnic photo from 4th grade
(he taught you well)
He must think we're gay cause yer here.
Why does he refer to his wife as the COW?
And his son as shiela?
here's a family shot
I gues mom's sex change went well?
and that smile of yers........ priceless!
Last edited by pete; 06-22-2004 at 09:15 PM.
You're high aren't you?Originally posted by pete
Your dad sent me the father day picnic photo from 4th grade
(he taught you well)
And his son as shiela?
make a point fagboy.
make daddy proud yer a homo
your reply says yer owned
most guys that age can't cum so frequently - you got skillsOriginally posted by pete
Wishful thinking?
Sorry charlie
Your dad sent me the father day picnic photo from 4th grade
(he taught you well)
He must think we're gay cause yer here.
Why does he refer to his wife as the COW?
And his son as shiela?
here's a family shot
I gues mom's sex change went well?
and that smile of yers........ priceless!
Last edited by pete; 06-22-2004 at 09:20 PM.
here's yer dad on the job ............. AND HORNY
How many guys have to be in the room to get yer dad to even touch yer mom? (better known as "the cow")Originally posted by Brettt
You're high aren't you?
and where does he put it now that she has a penis.
in the ass, like with you?
I hope yer not getting horny as it is not my intention.
Last edited by pete; 06-22-2004 at 09:27 PM.
One of Alex's ex-wives?Originally posted by kennyboy
Who's Eva?
Brett!! You're gonna have a little sister!!!
What kind of fucking dimwit names himself after BRETT?
What a total loser.
Someone should track his IP and kill his whole family.
MOTHER, FATHER, KIDS, BOYFRIENDS!!!!!
"BRETT is so COOL!"
uh uhu uh uhuhuhu uhuhhuhuhhuuhuhuh uhuhuhuhuhuhu
Last edited by pete; 06-22-2004 at 09:36 PM.
Damn Brettt, y'all got a home gym???
LOL
he doesn't work out that muscle.
"brettt, please come home. Your father and i love you and want to double penetrate you...... again."
Brettt, cunt you see we're all very concerned son?
Good to see that the Moron Theater is still up and running.
Ahhhh, back from A Van Hagar Reunion Concert?Originally posted by EddieFan4Eva
Good to see that the Moron Theater is still up and running.
Answer me this. As the tour bus rolled away, was Alex licking the window?
Just like a bug light ain't it moron? Daily affirmation is good, no?Originally posted by EddieFan4Eva
Good to see that the Moron Theater is still up and running.
what show did you go to were they were half full. if that is the case it was not vanhalen. you went to watch . dave change the tour bus tires tour . and clean the shit house bathroom tour . that one was half full after everybody was going home after the vh show.
long live van halen
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