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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    I don't know much about Dave's women but I did tell a girlfriend of mine that I was gonna trade her for an autograph from Dave. We stood outside that bus until it pulled out. The bodyguard dude wouldn't let me offer her up.
    I don't wanna sound too confident but if I was your girlfriend back then, Dave would be the one waiting outside of our bus ;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    I don't wanna sound too confident but if I was your girlfriend back then, Dave would be the one waiting outside of our bus ;-)
    Hello boner!!

    You know I wouldn't try to trade you.
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    But it's Daves autograph!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Sorry daddy...
    I think she wants to fuck you next Va...
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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Sorry daddy...
    Don't be a smartass....
    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    I think she wants to fuck you next Va...
    If she sees a ring on his finger!

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    I know a non-famous woman Roth has banged - her name is Holly and she used to be a member at DDLR. Maybe here too - who knows. If you think she was blowing smoke, she was a stripper who had a huge tattoo of Dave on her back. All the qualifications necessary.

    Oh dear.

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    Screen name? I don't remember her but I can believe it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    I think she wants to fuck you next Va...
    Don't worry, that's not the case. Try not to think next time.
    Last edited by envy_me; 12-07-2012 at 02:12 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Don't worry, that's not the case. Try not to think next time.
    What, missed the ring?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    What, missed the ring?
    You were so calm these last few weeks, I thought they got you spayed. Look, I'm not in the mood today, go bother someone else.

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    Here we go again....

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    I think it was vandeleur who said that some people are just asking for a smack in the face. Today, I'll be happy to provide that smack to any hateful hag :-)

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    Oh, for fucks sake, chill out little lady and read all the posts, and put two and two together. Jesus Christ.


    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    If she sees a ring on his finger!
    Last edited by Angel; 12-07-2012 at 08:05 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post

    Here we go again....
    That's not a fight... that's foreplay...
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    I think it was vandeleur who said that some people are just asking for a smack in the face. Today, I'll be happy to provide that smack to any hateful hag :-)
    Envy_835d4a_244339.jpg

    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Here we go again...
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

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    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    Here we go again...
    Nah, I should've quoted WARF's post to illustrate what influenced my comment, or included a afterwards. I just thought what he said was fucking hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    Here we go again...
    i have myself on ignore, what happened?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Nah, I should've quoted WARF's post to illustrate what influenced my comment, or included a afterwards. I just thought what he said was fucking hilarious.
    I saw his comment and that's not it. I could write an essey on why I got pissed, but what's the point. You just don't get it...

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    Yeah, I get it.... Do you??? If you don't want jokes made at your expense, don't open the door...

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    Fuck this! Where's the fun? At the karaoke bar?

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    Ladies. You both need a vacation in Hawaii. That cold air in Sweden and Canada is messing with you both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Ladies. You both need a vacation in Hawaii. That cold air in Sweden and Canada is messing with you both.
    Weekend!!!! Finally on my way home after a nice dinner and drinks with friends :-) I feel like I'm getting a cold though :-/
    So... Hawaii, ha?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Ladies. You both need a vacation in Hawaii. That cold air in Sweden and Canada is messing with you both.
    I was so stupid. Told work to start scheduling me full time hours this week. I have 3 papers to write and 2 final exams in the next 5 days. Stress makes me lose my ability to eat or sleep... Screw Hawaii, I need 6 weeks in Moorea

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