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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21833

    Latest Epic Sci-Fi Movie Update - Star Wars/Star Trek

    20th-Century Fox And LucasFilm are releasing the next two Star Wars films converted to 3D back to back:

    Officially, the 3D version of "Episode II" hits the big screen on September 20, 2013, while the 3D "Episode III" debuts on October 11, 2013.

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    AND....the next film of the rebooted Star Trek Franchise WAS filmed in IMAX 3D and is going to hit theaters May 17, 2013.

    Man, if that one is anything like the first one, we are in for something incredible.

    The first JJ Abrams Star Trek blew my mind so bad I walked out of the theater dragging my jaw behind me on the floor.....absolutely not believing what I had just seen:

  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16338

    #2
    Sorry, not only were the Star Wars prequels absolutely ghey, they were the most poorly scripted, poorly acted most unwatchable shit to ever be presented on the silver screen. The only people who would waste their money to see this 3D shit are the chronically lonely, 40-something virgins and Comic Con douchebags who happen to be the 40-something chronically lonely who wank themselves silly to Natalie Portman's horrible fashion sense. Sound familiar, Rock? Oh, I bet it does.

    Abrmas Star Trek was better because it was based on the original Star Trek if Roddenberry had some real balls to take some time to learn character development. No wonder the 'Next Generation' movies were an abomination to the hardcore Sci-Fi watching world. I hated that shit - Picard was an pseudo-intellectual limey pissant where Kirk was the original space cowboy who got his dick wet on green women and Yeoman Janice Rand (who you know Kirk did some anal action on). Spock was a bad ass - a Vulcan with a wonderful mind and a rationale to every problem and you know his had a darker side - no, not the 'Spock Beard' crap but that Abrams had him nailing Uhura in an interracial realtionship that was about as unhealthy as one can get.


    Hey, what's the betting that Shatner was getting his dick sucked off camera?

    Anyway, be interesting to see what Abrams does with Star Trek II (or whatever it will be called) where the galaxy was a metaphor for the wild west and that space pussy was abundant and Kirk's nemesis weren't ghey reject Bond cliche bad guys as with Picard but actual god damn villains who loved to smash other man in the teeth with fist and pianos.


    Have fun with your pathetic masturbation Portman session at the your local 3d IMAX, Rock. You dial up freak.

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    • Nitro Express
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 32798

      #3
      Kirk was a rock star. He broke all the rules and got away with it and screwed everything that moved.
      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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      • Kristy
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 16338

        #4
        Fuck, I'm all out of wine.

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21833

          #5
          So where in the fuck did I say I gave a damn about the Star Wars prequels?

          The only reason I ever watched them is because there really are not that many big-budget sci-fi films being released that are on that scale. Phantom Menace was designed for kiddies. The second and third films are all about fucking Anakin Skywalker crying like a little bitch that nobody likes him....hims wants his goddamn space mommee....but I will go see these two for technical reasons.......I want to see if they can successfully do a decent 2D to 3D conversion....something I actually have not seen yet.....certainly Phantom Menace was not converted well enough to make it worth anything more than it was as a 2D film.....something I posted about last February when the fucking film was in the theaters.

          As for your opinions on Captain Kirk, you are absolutely right!

          That character was the man, and one thing that always cracked me up was how he screwed his way through 79 episodes of the original series!

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35155

            #6
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Picard was an pseudo-intellectual limey pissant where Kirk was the original space cowboy who got his dick wet on green women
            Picard was French

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49125

              #7
              Originally posted by Kristy
              Fuck, I'm all out of wine.
              Toss that box in the recycle bin!

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              • Nickdfresh
                SUPER MODERATOR

                • Oct 2004
                • 49125

                #8
                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                Picard was French
                He also got with penis wet on screen, and had an interracial relationship with....er, ugh!...Whoopie Goldberg...

                I believe the young Picard was also mentioned as being quite the womanizer...

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                • Hardrock69
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 21833

                  #9
                  She would not understand such details.

                  Her intent on being here is simply to troll through these forums, trashing anything and everything.

                  She appears to be quite angry that the rest of us are not miserable wretches like she is, and feels that posting negative crap is somehow going to change that situation.

                  Oh well.

                  Boo fucking hoo.

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                  • Nickdfresh
                    SUPER MODERATOR

                    • Oct 2004
                    • 49125

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                    He also got with penis wet on screen, and had an interracial relationship with....er, ugh!...Whoopie Goldberg...

                    I believe the young Picard was also mentioned as being quite the womanizer...
                    WTF? I think I was hungover with a cold when I posted this. I meant to say (Picard) got his penis wet onscreen, never got with it!

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                    • Kristy
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 16338

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Hardrock69
                      She would not understand such details.
                      Like what? Your constat posting of badly written and acted Hollywood action movies that parade themselves more on violence than intellect? That the average viewer who watches such films needs no more education than a fruit fly?

                      Originally posted by Hardrock69
                      Her intent on being here is simply to troll through these forums, trashing anything and everything.
                      My intent? Oh no, somebody disagrees with you on what you have to say or the shitty band(s) you like. Oh, the HORROR!


                      Originally posted by Hardrock69
                      She appears to be quite angry that the rest of us are not miserable wretches like she is, and feels that posting negative crap is somehow going to change that situation.
                      I'm not miserable. I just think you are dick with absolutely no ambition in life. Negative or not, I'm not out out change anything. Certainly not for a lazy ass like yourself!


                      Originally posted by Hardrock69
                      Boo fucking hoo.
                      Go cry elsewhere.

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                      • sadaist
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 11625

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Kristy

                        I'm not miserable. I just think you are dick

                        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                        • sadaist
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 11625

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                          WTF? I think I was hungover with a cold when I posted this. I meant to say (Picard) got his penis wet onscreen, never got with it!

                          Did you try to drink away the cold the night before? That can actually work with beer because you drink so much & it causes you to pee a ton and flush everything out way more than water ever could.
                          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49125

                            #14
                            Originally posted by sadaist
                            Did you try to drink away the cold the night before? That can actually work with beer because you drink so much & it causes you to pee a ton and flush everything out way more than water ever could.
                            Especially with a good beer filled with antioxidants...it did work, along with the supplements...

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                            • jhale667
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 20929

                              #15
                              Everyone who believes this stand on your head...reallly? No one?

                              Originally posted by Kristy
                              I'm not miserable.
                              Oh, YES YOU ARE....
                              Originally posted by conmee
                              If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                              That is all.

                              Icon.
                              Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                              I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                              Originally posted by Isaac R.
                              Then it's really true??:eek:

                              The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                              OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                              Originally posted by eddie78
                              I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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