Rotharmy member since 2004, VH fan since 1981 (yeah, I was three).
Gotta tell you that I've always enjoyed being part of the "army", lots of laughs, thank you guys & girls.
I have spoken, now I'm gonna wipe my ass, it's bleeding again.
Rotharmy member since 2004, VH fan since 1981 (yeah, I was three).
Gotta tell you that I've always enjoyed being part of the "army", lots of laughs, thank you guys & girls.
I have spoken, now I'm gonna wipe my ass, it's bleeding again.
Hi philouze and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!
"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!
How can you be welcomed back if you've never left?
Jus' sayin...
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
Welcome (back?) good luck with your ass.
My karma just ran over your dogma.
Have you been to the doctor with that?
I have an ulcer in my stomach. It comes and goes. For long periods of time I can't drink any alcohol. I have never had any kind of bleeding. When it's at its worst the only thing I can eat without vomiting is milkshake. And not the tasty heavy kind, but the ones from McDonalds that is basically just frozen milk.
The heart is on the left. The blood is red.
I'm allergic with milk (is that a good sentence ?)..
But you know, Envy, I don't want my ass to be touched by some stranger.. Even if he (she) is a doctor...
TOTAL RECTAL !!
Try and ask for a female doctor, maybe it won't feel as strange then.
When I go to the gynecologist I always ask for a male. It just feels more natural to have a man down there. They are usually very flexible when it comes to gender of the doctor.
Are you taking any meds for that? Have you at least stopped drinking?
Hey, where's Doctor Ruth ??? Now she could put a finger down there, I wouldn't mind... Or maybe would YOU do it ??
Sorry 'bout that, I'm not a fan of that kind of jokes but I had to do it...
Now there's a proof that I didn't stop drinking.. LMFAO
Yeah, I don't eat bread with pastas anymore...
I'll try what you said..
Oh, and why Prince ??
'Cause the motherfucker's sexy to me !!! Yeah, I'm a boy (but my mom won't admit it), but what the fuck ?
Try not to eat meat. If you're gona eat fish, eat cooked. Also just cooked vegetables. Nothing fried or spicy.
What's wrong with spicy ??
Nah, spicy foods are good for the digestive system...
Do you have stomach problems ??
Well...
He needs a bland diet, lots of water and milk, eggs and some easily digestible animal protein...
Zero fried food...
Zero soft drinks and orange juice...
And zero medication for stomach problems...
I would't eat eggs or any other heavy food if I was him.
Cook some broccoli or spinach, season with some olive oil and eat JUST that. Cooked greens.
And you HAVE to stop drinking.
Eggs are not a heavy food !!
Eggs are the protein that all other foods are measured against...
Slow cooked eggs in real butter are good for stomach healing...
Haha, everybody here has their own theories
Btw, while I'm at it playing online doctor, I am gonna guess that the diagnoses is hemorrhoids. If it was something more serious coming from the stomach, you would have bled to death by now. Considering how long you have had this problem.
Last edited by envy_me; 10-30-2012 at 06:47 PM.
No way !!
Fiber is hard to digest as is any oil, also oil inhibits the absorption of nutrients...
There's no reason to ingest oils...
Fiber-rich carbs as well as fiber-rich greens such as brocolli cannot be digested...
By its definition, dietary fiber refers to the component in foods that cannot be digested...
Easily digestible foods are:
Bread, Rice, Cooked Vegetables, Soup, Porridge, Apricots, Banana, Mashed Potato, Eggs, Honeydew Melon, Peaches, Watermelon, Alfalfa Sprouts, Mushrooms, Squash, Zucchini, and Carrots...
Fuck me, this thread went far beyond expected !!!
Hey, thanks to both of you, Envy & King...
Really.
Are you really from France? Right now I'm watching Le Gendarme Se Marie
Last edited by envy_me; 11-03-2012 at 07:20 PM.
Yeah, I'm really from France! I haven't seen Le Gendarme... in decades !!!
Okra Winfry ?
Ok folks, go light on the meat and white meat is better than red meat. Broiled beats fried. If you want to lose weight, reduce the carbohydrates but if you want some quick energy and are active, by all means eat them. Half of what you eat should be fruits and vegetables. Drink mostly water because it's best for your body and a hydrated body is a healthy body. Drink less and have more sex. That's my health advice for today.
Uffff!!
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