David Lee Roth - 1982 " I used to have a drug problem" interview

[WARF]

Is he drunk? Is he high?
DAVID LEE ROTH IS GOD!!!!

[WARF]

"Beam me up Scotty, there is no sign of intelligent life here!"

[Fairwrning]

This is the interview that inspired the character Jeff Spicolli.


Cupcake.

[motherchicken]

This is the interview that inspired the character Jeff Spicolli.


Cupcake.

Cameron Crowe must have been psychic. He wrote the book ( published it anyway) in 81. That character wasn't much different from the average stoned surfer of the day. Or stoned valley wanna be surfer.

[Fairwrning]

If you close your eyes you can hear Sean Penn...

[motherchicken]

If you close your eyes you can hear Sean Penn...

I always close my eyes when I hear Sean Penn. That way I don't have to look at him. Then I stick my fingers in my ears so i don't have to hear him. Spiccoli was the last character he played I even liked.

[chefcraig]

If you close your eyes you can hear Sean Penn...

[Spicoli, talking on the phone, hits his head with a shoe]
Jeff Spicoli: That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
Jeff Spicoli: What for?
Brad Hamilton: You need money.
Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.
Mr. Hand: You're on dangerous ground Mr.Spicoli.
Jeff Spicoli: Mr. Hand isn't ok to have a little food on our time?
Mr. Hand: [takes away box of pizza from Spicoli] Mr. Spicoli your absolutely, right it is our time yours mine and everyone else's. But it is my class.
[calls up a couple of students]
Mr. Hand: Mr. Spicoli has been nice enough to offer us some pizza. Be my guest. Get a Good one.
Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

[DFVH5150]

[Spicoli, talking on the phone, hits his head with a shoe]
Jeff Spicoli: That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
Jeff Spicoli: What for?
Brad Hamilton: You need money.
Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.
Mr. Hand: You're on dangerous ground Mr.Spicoli.
Jeff Spicoli: Mr. Hand isn't ok to have a little food on our time?
Mr. Hand: [takes away box of pizza from Spicoli] Mr. Spicoli your absolutely, right it is our time yours mine and everyone else's. But it is my class.
[calls up a couple of students]
Mr. Hand: Mr. Spicoli has been nice enough to offer us some pizza. Be my guest. Get a Good one.
Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

"Ha! Those guys are faaaaags!"

[PETE'S BROTHER]

gonna take a lotta drugs...

[chefcraig]

gonna take a lotta drugs...

Stu Nahan: Hello everybody! I'm Stu Nahan, and I'd like you to meet this young man. His name, Jeff Spicoli. And Jeff, congratulations to you. Things looked kind of rough out there today.
Jeff Spicoli: Well, I'll tell you Stu, I did battle some humongous waves! But you know, just like I told the guy on ABC, "Danger is my business!"
Stu Nahan: You know, a lot of people expected maybe Mark "Cutback" Davis or Bob "Jungle Death" Gerrard would take the honors this year.
Jeff Spicoli: Those guys are fags!
Stu Nahan: That's fantastic! Let me ask you a question. When you get out there, do you ever fear for your life?
Jeff Spicoli: Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, it's no hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!" Where'd you get this jacket?
Stu Nahan: I got this from the network. Let me ask you a question. What's next for Jeff Spicoli?
Jeff Spicoli: Heading over to the Australian and Hawaiian internationals, and then me and Mick are going to wing on over to London and jam with the Stones! And you guys are invited too!

[DrMaddVibe]

"Ha! Those guys are faaaaags!"

+ infinity

[Dan]

Love Is A Drug That Im Thinking Of.

[SunisinuS]

Least they decided to give Royalties:




You have to admit for awhile Rock Line had a line on it for a bit....sentimental