She's The Woman: The envy_me dedication thread

[Dave's Bitch]

Is that a genuine quote?.If so that is one of the funniest things I have read in a while

[chefcraig]

Is that a genuine quote?.If so that is one of the funniest things I have read in a while

Yeah, it's pretty much word for word, taken from an old Saturday Night Live sketch. LINK

[LoungeMachine]

First, it's backpedal.

Second, why are you now in Van Nuys?

He got early release..... good behavior.

[FORD]

Geezus.... he's a regular sockfucking Rumplestiltskin.... been gone for weeks and I made the mistake of mentioning his favorite past time in this thread, and he suddenly appears.

Creepy isn't it?

[motherchicken]

Second, why are you now in Van Nuys?

I came back to L A to start college in January. I'm getting paid by the V A to be retrained because I have back problems. I'm taking computer courses. I was bored to tears in Washington. Nice place to retire though. I still got a little life left in me.

[WARF]

I swear most of the posters here act as if they never actually come in contact with live females in their lives.....



Why this wasn't started in The Dump is beyond me.

I am sorry I ain't in the front line talking politics... we can DUMP this thread...

I ain't trying to bang in chicks in Sweden... if I want to get laid all I have to do is dial one of my ladies in my phone book...

Some people dislike the fact all I talk about is booze and sex....

And that's okay....

Because while you're hating on me, I will be getting drunk and getting laid....

[FORD]

I came back to L A to start college in January. I'm getting paid by the V A to be retrained because I have back problems.

You DO realize that the idiots YOU vote for would call that "socialism", right?

Welcome to Mittens' "47%"

[motherchicken]

Geezus.... he's a regular sockfucking Rumplestiltskin.... been gone for weeks and I made the mistake of mentioning his favorite past time in this thread, and he suddenly appears.

Creepy isn't it?

I haven't been gone for weeks. I just don't feel the need to reply every time you bait me. And your analogy makes no sense. Rip Van Winkle waking from a little nap maybe.

[motherchicken]

You DO realize that the idiots YOU vote for would call that "socialism", right?

Welcome to Mittens' "47%"

I voted for Obama. He was the lesser evil. I don't buy into that left/right, rep/dem bullshit. I voted for W twice. and I'm not sure it was a mistake. Gore's an idiot and Kerry was a douchebag. Who knows what those idiots might have done if elected. We somehow survived the Bush administration. I didn't vote last time. I don't carte for Mc Cain and I thought Obama would suck too. He didn't do anything real stupid so I gave him the nod this time.

[WARF]

Enough with Obama!

This thread is about my sexy little Vixen envy!!!!

She is 100% real and she is NOT a dude!!!

[LoungeMachine]

I came back to L A to start college in January. I'm getting paid by the V A to be retrained because I have back problems. I'm taking computer courses. I was bored to tears in Washington. Nice place to retire though. I still got a little life left in me.

I'm sure there's plenty of work out there for a 52 year old ex con with a bad back in the computer fields...



Not much competition out there.

And if you were "bored" in Washington, you never saw Washington....[other than your Apt. in Dead Harbor]

[FORD]

I voted for Obama. He was the lesser evil. I don't buy into that left/right, rep/dem bullshit.

Then why do you spew out so many of the standard FAUX/Mush/Teabagger talking points??

I voted for W twice. and I'm not sure it was a mistake.

Of course it was a mistake. Bill Clinton gave one of the most memorable speeches at this year's Democratic convention. Chimpy was not even INVITED to the Republican convention. Even his own fucking party is sure it was a mistake to allow him to take office (despite never actually being elected)

Gore's an idiot and Kerry was a douchebag. Who knows what those idiots might have done if elected.

Actually they both WERE elected. But if Gore had been allowed to take his rightful office, I can say for a fact there would be two buildings and 2700 more people in New York City, a couple thousand more in New Orleans, and 4000+ Americans who would not have died in Middle Eastern shitholes. The economy also never would have gone as far into the tank as it did, because Gore not only would have not started the wars, he would have not given tax "cuts" to tax dodging rich fucks.

[motherchicken]

I'm sure there's plenty of work out there for a 52 year old ex con with a bad back in the computer fields...



Not much competition out there.

And if you were "bored" in Washington, you never saw Washington....[other than your Apt. in Dead Harbor]

I wore my back out working for a living. I'm not ashamed of that. Now I'm gonna try using my brain instead of my back to make a living. You got a problem with that?
I didn't see as much of Washington as I would have liked to. It was a truly nice place. But this is where I'm comfortable. I grew up here.

[LoungeMachine]

I wore my back out working for a living. I'm not ashamed of that. Now I'm gonna try using my brain instead

Nah, too easy.....

[motherchicken]

Then why do you spew out so many of the standard FAUX/Mush/Teabagger talking points??



Of course it was a mistake. Bill Clinton gave one of the most memorable speeches at this year's Democratic convention. Chimpy was not even INVITED to the Republican convention. Even his own fucking party is sure it was a mistake to allow him to take office (despite never actually being elected)



Actually they both WERE elected. But if Gore had been allowed to take his rightful office, I can say for a fact there would be two buildings and 2700 more people in New York City, a couple thousand more in New Orleans, and 4000+ Americans who would not have died in Middle Eastern shitholes. The economy also never would have gone as far into the tank as it did, because Gore not only would have not started the wars, he would have not given tax "cuts" to tax dodging rich fucks.

If the BCE is so powerful how did Gore get so many votes? Surely the BCE could have manipulated the returns better than that.