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    Think I'm going to go do some night putting.

    Just putting at night.
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

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    Is that a euphemism ? If so is it the front nine or the back nine
    fuck your fucking framing

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    Putting a ball?
    The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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    LOL. Front 9, back 9 all the same. Hole in 1! It's a bogey! Woot!

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    put put put put
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Nothin worse than getting a case of the yips when night putting...
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Nothin worse than getting a case of the yips when night putting...
    What?

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    I knew someone around here would get it eventually.

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    turned to a thwack the clit thread....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    are ya here yet?
    Mate I don't own a passport. I will, however, somehow magickally arrive in the future.

    With my Led Zeppelin rare boxed full score.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    turned to a thwack the clit thread....
    Am all for clit thwacking

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    Now THAT'S a derail.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    Mate I don't own a passport. I will, however, somehow magickally arrive in the future.

    With my Led Zeppelin rare boxed full score.
    i'll send ya my expired one

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Am all for clit thwacking
    Thwacking? What does that mean? I'm gonna do like Wolfie and say "Mommy, I feel uncomfortable."

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    then go to your room

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Am all for clit thwacking
    Everybody knows clits are make believe. Like unicorns and the moon landing
    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Everybody knows clits are make believe. Like unicorns and the moon landing
    ...and male orgasm... Hey Donnie, help me out, what does thwacking mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    ...and male orgasm... Hey Donnie, help me out, what does thwacking mean?
    It's kinda like thumping it but you gotta get your whole body into it and really whack that fucker!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    It's kinda like thumping it but you gotta get your whole body into it and really whack that fucker!!
    Say the ones with the testicles

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Say the ones with the testicles
    Balls of steel baby, balls of steel!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Balls of steel baby, balls of steel!!
    Are we gonna test that theory

    I have clit of steel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Are we gonna test that theory

    I have clit of steel...
    And a heart of gold?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    And a heart of gold?
    Hahaha, that should be a song name Clit of steel and heart of gold.

    .

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Everybody knows clits are make believe. Like unicorns and the moon landing
    Thats one small clit for man , one giant clit for mankind ............ I think I have met her

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    Clit Of Steel..
    You're a genius, Envy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philouze View Post
    Clit Of Steel..
    You're a genius, Envy.
    It's a talent, really

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    It's a talent, really
    Somebody build a statue of that girl ! I'm still crying with laughter..

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    No statue. Then all of these guys would just hang out there and grope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    No statue. Then all of these guys would just hang out there and grope.
    there already is one in chi-town thebean.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    What?
    We're mixing golf terms with sexual innuendo... if you must ask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    It's kinda like thumping it but you gotta get your whole body into it and really whack that fucker!!
    Yeah, but keep your head down and control the lateral movement of your hips... otherwise you might develop a bad case of duck-hooks. You'll clearly need a clit of steel to counter that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    We're mixing golf terms with sexual innuendo... if you must ask.
    Haha, thanks. It took me a while ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Hahaha, that should be a song name Clit of steel and heart of gold.

    .
    That sounds like the title of a Neil Young song.

    I can imagine him singing those words *cue Jimmy Fallon*.

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    [QUOTE=Kristy;1713994]Now keep in mind kids this is not a contest or are they in any particular order. To have made the list the musician has to posses these three qualities:

    1. Originality
    2. Whether I like them or not
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    Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Now we're getting back on subject... once you achieve the proper clitoral stimulation you break out your biggest fairway wood and smack the hell out of it!! FORE!!!


    Damn straight!

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Thwacking? What does that mean? I'm gonna do like Wolfie and say "Mommy, I feel uncomfortable."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post

    *Sigh*

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