Originally Posted by Dave's Bitch
That guy don't got your funk
That guy don't got your funk
If bassists count then Lesfunk Can Easily Find A Woman's Clitoris
I really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hot
unfortunately bassists only count to four... then start over again.
You're a bass player??? Why do I get along with bass players so damn good. It's crazy, my friends have been teasing me about bass players forever.
P.S. Sorry for hijacking the thread. I just felt it needed it.
The heart is on the left. The blood is red.
Not sure what you mean by 'sucks' in this context - he could play circles round most guys.
And you know it's him instantly. That's rare.
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I had a Swedish girl friend in music school that also was partial to bass players. She eventually wound up with a guitarist though...
Another player who fits into the category of this thread (by which I understand to mean 'guitar players who don't wank off') would be Dean Deleo from Stone Temple Pilots.
Who in the hell plays like THAT?
That's crazy. I was together for 3 years with a bass player. Guys I've slept with that I had NO idea played bass turned out to be bass players. It didn't happend just like once or twice. It happends constantly. I think 70% of the guys I have been with were bass players.
It's funny that you should say that because I always heard Jimmy Page influence in his playing
Let's face it. Envy is just a slut for 4 strings! LOL
Much like I'm a slut for women with a pulse!
And some of us only employ two strings...and a slide!
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
very little clitoral stimulation there...
one string works too, i guess...
https://www.google.com/search?q=pear...w=1440&bih=728 (careful)
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
He's total boner kill.
Because he never got out the mindset of living in 1983 when it came to his playing.
It's because us bass players are funky and have rhythm. Those skills tend to translate to the bedroom quite well. Guitar players are just spastic wankers who cum too soon. Bass players can rock your world and make you cum.
Last edited by Nitro Express; 11-29-2012 at 03:20 PM.
You're a bass player too? Hahaaha. Crazy...
Say what you want about the guy, but I always found this to be galaxies beyond cool as shit.
Lounge Machine is Kip Winger you know...
Fucking the bass player still beats fucking a roadie. She was out to score. At least she got a band member.
Kip had some nice girls on his cock when he was the flavor of the week.
She never said bass players made her orgasm....
Les Paul did it first.Say what you want about the guy, but I always found this to be galaxies beyond cool as shit.
BTW, Robben Ford was one of the loudest guitar players on stage I ever heard. He was great but Jaysus! He made Ted Nugent sound like Tiny Tim
You're saing that to me? Are you implying something? Who is Kip Winger? Lounge is a bass player? Don't listen to Donnie, he doesn't know what he's talking about...
Many quetions...
Technically, she got a band member's member.
Let me Google that for you
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Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
Some of them did...
I has less to do with the instrument and more to do with the Type of person that chooses to play said instrument. You just get along with the bass player "Type" more than the "Drummer" (Caveman) type or the "Guitar player" type.
...or I'm full of shit too
As a rule Bassists tend to be less narcissistic than Drummers or guitar players
Last edited by lesfunk; 11-29-2012 at 03:43 PM.
...and some have not yet had the opportunity . wink...wink...
HahahahThat's right
OOOOwwwww!
Sorry, i know, i know. I was just eager to defend myself. That is NOT true.
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Bass players tend to be more confident in themselves. A lot of them start off as guitarists but someone has to play the bass and they are the ones who pick up the torch because the job needed to be done and they don't have a insecure ego to feed. A lot of the times the bass player is the smart one in the group and tends to have less problems and handles their money better too.
Jesus Christ, how did this downgrade itself into a subject on god damn bass players!?!?!?
Look, unless you're somebody like Marcus Miller a bass player is nothing more than that kid everyone knew in high school who was somewhere between special ed and becoming a serial killer. He was the kid who took the bus or walked everywhere because his parents who too drunk, poor, in jail or stupid to go as far to buy them a god damn bicycle.
No one. Dean Deleo is brilliant. So his brother Robert...a BASS player. BRILLIANT.
(And yeah, I hear a Page influence too...the horror!)
Jesus Christ, how did this downgrade itself into a subject on god damn bass players!?!?!?
Look, unless you're somebody like Marcus Miller a bass player is nothing more than that kid everyone knew in high school who was somewhere between special ed and becoming a serial killer. He was the kid who took the bus or walked everywhere because his parents who too drunk, poor, in jail or stupid to go as far to buy them a god damn bicycle.
That was so judgemental and NOT true.
And what's the topic? You calling everyone and everything "ghey"?
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