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  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172
    #91
    Originally posted by lesfunk
    unfortunately bassists only count to four... then start over again.
    And some of us only employ two strings...and a slide!









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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      • lesfunk
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2004
        • 3583
        #92
        very little clitoral stimulation there...
        http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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          • PETE'S BROTHER
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2007
            • 12678
            #93
            Originally posted by chefcraig
            And some of us only employ two strings...and a slide!
            one string works too, i guess...

            https://www.google.com/search?q=pear...w=1440&bih=728 (careful)
            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • Kristy
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 16338
                #94
                Originally posted by sadaist
                I tried it once but it really ruined my boner when Lounge Machine posted suddenly.
                He's total boner kill.

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                  • Kristy
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 16338
                    #95
                    Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
                    You should listen to his playing in Victim of Changes and Painkiller and you may change your mind

                    Why do you think he sucks?
                    Because he never got out the mindset of living in 1983 when it came to his playing.

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32798
                        #96
                        Originally posted by envy_me
                        That's crazy. I was together for 3 years with a bass player. Guys I've slept with that I had NO idea played bass turned out to be bass players. It didn't happend just like once or twice. It happends constantly. I think 70% of the guys I have been with were bass players.
                        It's because us bass players are funky and have rhythm. Those skills tend to translate to the bedroom quite well. Guitar players are just spastic wankers who cum too soon. Bass players can rock your world and make you cum.
                        Last edited by Nitro Express; 11-29-2012, 04:20 PM.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • envy_me
                            Swedish Love Pump
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 7180
                            #97
                            Originally posted by Nitro Express
                            It's because us bass players are funky and have rhythm. Those skills tend to translate to the bedroom quite well. Guitar players are just spastic wankers who cum too soon. Bass players can rock your world and make you cum.
                            You're a bass player too? Hahaaha. Crazy...
                            The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                              • envy_me
                                Swedish Love Pump
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 7180
                                #98
                                The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                                  • chefcraig
                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 12172
                                    #99
                                    Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                                    one string works too, i guess...

                                    https://www.google.com/search?q=pear...w=1440&bih=728 (careful)
                                    Say what you want about the guy, but I always found this to be galaxies beyond cool as shit.










                                    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                                    ― Stephen Hawking

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                                      • lesfunk
                                        Full Member Status

                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 3583
                                        #100
                                        Lounge Machine is Kip Winger you know...
                                        http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                                          • Nitro Express
                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 32798
                                            #101
                                            Fucking the bass player still beats fucking a roadie. She was out to score. At least she got a band member.
                                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                              • Nitro Express
                                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 32798
                                                #102
                                                Originally posted by lesfunk
                                                Lounge Machine is Kip Winger you know...
                                                Kip had some nice girls on his cock when he was the flavor of the week.
                                                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                                  • lesfunk
                                                    Full Member Status

                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 3583
                                                    #103
                                                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                                    It's because us bass players are funky and have rhythm. Those skills tend to translate to the bedroom quite well. Guitar players are just spastic wankers who cum too soon. Bass players can rock your world and make you cum.
                                                    She never said bass players made her orgasm....
                                                    http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                                                      • Nitro Express
                                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                        • 32798
                                                        #104
                                                        Originally posted by chefcraig
                                                        Say what you want about the guy, but I always found this to be galaxies beyond cool as shit.

                                                        Les Paul did it first.
                                                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                                          • lesfunk
                                                            Full Member Status

                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 3583
                                                            #105
                                                            BTW, Robben Ford was one of the loudest guitar players on stage I ever heard. He was great but Jaysus! He made Ted Nugent sound like Tiny Tim
                                                            http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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