The Walking Dead

[vandeleur]

They have certainly packed out the show with juicy targets maybes we are due a massacre ....

[DLR Bridge]

I'm guessing the governor poisoned the town folk before embarking on his attack in the finale last season. All of the Waterburians will be dead by episode 3. Just a guess.

[Zing!]

Damn - that's a tasty guess. Bridge should be script consultant for the show.

First thing: kill off Carl.

[chefcraig]

First thing: kill off Carl.

I mentioned that Carl might turn into a little psychopath a few months ago, and it would appear I was correct. I still believe a showdown between him and Rick will come up sometime, and the thing is, Rick might not be his father at all. Meaning he killed both Shane AND his mom.

Now that is some fucked up shit to live with, in addition to dead folks stalking you all the time and knowing you have the disease as well.

Prediction: Carl becomes the next governor.

[DLR Bridge]

You lost me Chef. When did it come up that Carl might not be Rick's kid? I think I missed that.

[chefcraig]

You lost me Chef. When did it come up that Carl might not be Rick's kid? I think I missed that.

Because of the amount of time Shane spent with Rick's wife while he (Rick) was in in a coma at the hospital, it has been suggested on several points that the daughter may have been fathered by Shane. There are several suggestions (even offered by the governor himself during the face to face meeting) that this may be so. There is a back story in place regarding Shane and Lori, which dates back to the first episode. Obviously, these two did not simply fall in the sack together because Rick was not around, and might have a history that dates back several years.

Then again, the show twists the comic and novel versions of things to such an extent that you never know what is going on. People that died in the comics are alive and well on the show, and vice versa. Actions applied to certain characters are acted out in others. It's mind-numbingly confusing at times.

[DLR Bridge]

I always figured they rolled in the hay that one time in the beginning then Rick awkwardly showed up a day or so later in season one. If Shane and Lori's "feelings" for each other date back another 13 years or so and it was discussed, I surely missed that.

[vandeleur]

It's in a bit of pickle as a series , it promised lots of kills on the last episode and we got lori.
Think this season they need to stir the mix abit shock us a bit kill off a couple of big hitters ... Fuck we should have a dead .. Dead pool .
If this series turns to be another lets look after the prison run it will eventually run out of steam .

What the fuck do I know am still comparing every tv programme to the last episode of breaking bad which is ridiculous I know .

[DLR Bridge]

Last man standing at the end of the final season will be... Hershel. That fucker has staying power. I wish they showed him obtaining his fake leg from a walker. "you won't be needin' this"

[Zing!]

Last man standing at the end of the final season will be... Hershel. That fucker has staying power. I wish they showed him obtaining his fake leg from a walker. "you won't be needin' this"

Yeah I was wondering about that. I was kind of confused as to how he was walking around so good - and without crutches...

[DONNIEP]

Because of the amount of time Shane spent with Rick's wife while he (Rick) was in in a coma at the hospital, it has been suggested on several points that the daughter may have been fathered by Shane. There are several suggestions (even offered by the governor himself during the face to face meeting) that this may be so. There is a back story in place regarding Shane and Lori, which dates back to the first episode. Obviously, these two did not simply fall in the sack together because Rick was not around, and might have a history that dates back several years.

Yeah, Lori was a filthy traitor. Her husband is presumed to be dead and out munching on people, it's the end of the world and Shane's tappin' that ass like a drunken prom date. Not that I blame Shane. End of the world or not, pussy's pussy.

And I would love nothing more than to see Rick and Carl get into a violent confrontation where Rick has no choice but to blow Carl's brains slap out of his head. In spectacular fashion, in a tight, slow mo shot. Bye bye you little bastard. I would have tossed that little fucker to the walkers last year.

And Glenn needs to die. If for no other reason than there's no way in hell he'd be able to get a hot chick like Maggie, even if it was the end of the world.

[DLR Bridge]

Funny thing about Glenn is, even when he's pissin' mad, he's a wuss. Yeah, no way he deserves to be bangin' that. When she looked him in the eyes in the drug store in season 2 and said, "yes, I'll have sex with you" I said to the TV "oh GTFO of here!"

[DONNIEP]

Funny thing about Glenn is, even when he's pissin' mad, he's a wuss. Yeah, no way he deserves to be bangin' that. When she looked him in the eyes in the drug store in season 2 and said, "yes, I'll have sex with you" I said to the TV "oh GTFO of here!"

Glenn is a moron. The answer to every conflict he has with Maggie is to bang her senseless. Period. She's a preacher's daughter for cryin' out loud! Everybody knows they're wild and ready to go at the drop of a hat! And this idiot wants to talk about feelings? What a moron!

[chefcraig]

Glenn is a moron. The answer to every conflict he has with Maggie is to bang her senseless. Period. She's a preacher's daughter for cryin' out loud! Everybody knows they're wild and ready to go at the drop of a hat! And this idiot wants to talk about feelings? What a moron!

Sweet, tap-dancing Jesus, I truly hope we don't get one of those NBC "Very Special Episodes" from the 1980s that announces Maggie is pregnant. Yes, you, me, and just about every male that watches the show would love to dive into that...but a pizza delivery guy? Yeah, yeah...he went up against a walker in a room while tied to a chair. Big deal, he should not have been off his guard, captured and put Maggie in that situation in the first place.

And by the way, how did his facial wounds heal so fast? I nick myself with the fucking razor while shaving and have to live with it for months. This asshole gets pounded in the face repeatedly, then attacked by a zombie, yet a week later, looks ready for a high school yearbook photo.

[DONNIEP]

Maggie is one of those chicks who craves constant banging and prefers very little talk afterwards. I bet her last words after sex are "get off of me." And poor Glenn goes and cries in a corner, lamenting the old days when his only contact with the opposite sex involved an exchange of money. Their cash for his pizza. What a fag.