The Walking Dead

[Nickdfresh]

I think it's worse and slightly ironic that you don't know shit about "modern technology" other than via Google or yes, Wiki.

Go back on your borderline maintenance medication for fuck's sake.

Yep, Google, Wiki, my laptop, and my wooden radio I listen for the Ovaltine codes!

[Nickdfresh]

Well, so much for my "Rick working with Gareth" theory...

[Von Halen]

I can't believe anybody watches that garbage.

[Nickdfresh]

You and Kristy do apparently

[Von Halen]

You and Kristy do apparently

Do what?

[DONNIEP]

Well, so much for my "Rick working with Gareth" theory...

Yep, I was thinking the same thing when ol' Rick unleashed the furry on Gareth! Good for him. I figured he'd pussy up and try to talk to him or maybe share some faggity feelings and try to work together. Fuck that. It's the end of the world! When Eboma mutates to bring about the Zombie Apocalypse, which it will, I ain't working with nobody that ain't down with what I'm doing. I'm gonna be killing people left and right. And some little pussy like Gareth will be one of the first to die. Along with that dude that cut me off in traffic today. He's got to go first.

[cadaverdog]

I considered that, but don't those who've been bitten turn within a half hour or so?

What are the rules??

You don't turn until you die.

[cadaverdog]

Yep, I was thinking the same thing when ol' Rick unleashed the furry on Gareth! Good for him. I figured he'd pussy up and try to talk to him or maybe share some faggity feelings and try to work together. Fuck that. It's the end of the world! When Eboma mutates to bring about the Zombie Apocalypse, which it will, I ain't working with nobody that ain't down with what I'm doing. I'm gonna be killing people left and right. And some little pussy like Gareth will be one of the first to die. Along with that dude that cut me off in traffic today. He's got to go first.

Temporary insanity must be a side effect of counterfiet boner pills. I wouldn't keep taking them if I were you.

[DONNIEP]

You don't turn until you die.

True, but if you get bit then you die and turn.

[cadaverdog]

♫ Eat me baby, tainted meat
WooooOoooh! Tainted meat!♫ ♫

Still better than Spam

Spam's not bad unless you get a piece of bone or hard gristle in it. When I do I usually don't eat any for years afterwards. The bacon flavored Spam's pretty good.

[DONNIEP]

When I was a kid, my mom used to buy Spam every other week or so. I hated it. It's too damn salty tasting and when you pull off the lid there's a layer of goo on top of it. What's in the goo? Probably Eboma jizz.

[Nitro Express]

When I was a kid, my mom used to buy Spam every other week or so. I hated it. It's too damn salty tasting and when you pull off the lid there's a layer of goo on top of it. What's in the goo? Probably Eboma jizz.

My dad said he ate so much Spam during the Korean war he never wanted to see, smell or taste it ever again. He hated the stuff.

[vandeleur]

mikey used to love to eat spamm ... all day long it made him fat

[DONNIEP]

mikey used to love to eat spamm ... all day long it made him fat

And Ed sucked so much Hagar cock that his teeth fell out.

[vandeleur]

ed had more talent in bobs foot than hagar had in his ... something else funny