fuck your fucking framing
Hahahahaha! Good one, Vandy!
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
And washing some of the cars, too.
As long as nobody washes Maggie, I'm good. I like her when she's kinda dirty. I'd lick her clean.
Mate she is a classy babe you gotta woo her , oh look the d is stuck on my key board
She is used to sleeping in a guard tower , you would have to ease her into casa dp. Start off keeping her in the shed at first
Man that's some dirty talk you got going there am stealing it ,
"Pet canna play with ya pink play house and then have a shot at ya back yard" .
It's a classic
Your avy sucks, DONNIEP
The show is drifting at this point...apparently, there have been high-turnover issues in the writing department and it shows. The characters are putting themselves into situations where they need rescuing, and the rest of the group run around like keystone cops, for the sake of showing of Nicotero's talent, some zombie-kill pron and to bump off a redshirt.
A couplefew episodes back had a scene where Michonne is returning to the front gate after one of her Gov tarcking sessions. She rides into, and dismounts in a dead end area, with walkers in close proximity, I think Carl had attempted a solo gate-open and fell on his ass, and when Maggie comes out of the guard tower, she looks surprised at what's transpiring.
Sloppy fucking writing.
At this point, we should expect someone of Michonne's ilk to be coming for the gate, cavalry-style, with her sword out. Maggie should have been manning the rail of the tower, ready to apply covering fire, while more than one person is on the ready at the gate, so the horse doesn't stop until inside.
I can understand suspension of disbelief for the sake of entertainment, but they seem to be running out of ideas. The crack-shot kids were a bit much, considering the amount of ordnance expended both times the gov showed up in the front yard.
We're too far along for dipshit behavior from apocalyptic warriors, no?
Carol's exit was an abrupt surprise to the cast, they supposedly found out when the script was given to them.
Dontcha think at this point, those who defend should be carrying, and well versed in the bow & katana?
Also, the brain-trust should have figured a way to keep walkers off the fuckin' fence. Use some of that green privacy stuff that folks can thread thru chain link fence, for Pete's sake!
~T.
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What I couldn't understand is why they didnt just go out there and drive right over all those walkers on the fence. Sure, it wouldn't kill most of em but they damn sure wouldn't be able to walk any more. Then just chop off their heads at their leisure. Problem solved.
Geez, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse. I already got this shit all figured out...
Your gonna cut grass ?
That, and many scenes like it, troubled me as well. I think they have no idea what they're doing with Mechonne. She went from being mysterious and pissed to being clumsy and flakey. I realize you can't be angry all of the time (though, I know some people who manage) but something about her character ever cracking a smile never seems right. Her last best appearance was that episode when she helped Carl get his family picture out of the diner.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
I just don't know why a large settlement of people can't get a series of bulldozers lined up like tanks with installed armor and sheeting around the cab, draw the walkers on the roads and crush them...
Dude... it's got to be said. The man of the house cuts the grass... rain, shine, sleet, snow, drought, monsoon... You get it done. Whatever it takes.
Zombies... apocalypse crap... not even a minor consideration!! Man up... gas 'er up and trim 'er good. Git back indoors before the game comes on...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
This, too...
And so it begins again...
Carl's right back to being a dickweed.
One thing I don't understand: Rick tells Carl to conserve ammo and that "every bullet counts!" But they used to fire their M-4/M-16's on full auto emptying their magazines when all they had to do was shoot walkers in the head with a single, accurate shot...
Yeah, one of many loopholes I guess. I'd still like to see an episode that shows how an entire batallion of armed soldiers, army, marines, whatever, gets overcome by slow moving lumps of flesh.
Now I have to wait an hour for True Detective. The next few Sunday nights are gonna be rough.
Not sure I got anything out of that episode. I do get the awful feeling that we are going towards seeing a butt-load of divisive, emotional backstories here in this seasonal final, folks on their own building up drama in a pointless manner.
We shall see. Yet with the characters left...Let's hope for a plot twist and something far more interesting than mere bickering, ya know?
It hasn't come on here yet but I've got a loaded bong and plenty of munchies at the ready. Let the games begin.
Hopefully that was Carl's one spotlight episode and we can forget his whiny ass for awhile. If that was a glimpse of things to come, this show is in serious trouble. I can't stand that much Carl. Or his dad constantly shouting "Carl!" in a choked, sobbing voice. A-nnoy-ing.
Not sure if the Onion's AV Club was watching the same ep I was. They gave it an A-. I'd give it a C-.
I'll still watch, but i'm about to give up on it. Zzzzzzzz....
I actually thought it was a good episode, and I wish Carl would get taken by the walkers. Or die of shitting pudding out his asshole. But I think we're supposed to be annoyed with the little cunt at this point. I agree the whole "Carl coming back and realizing he needs Rick" thing is heavy handed, cliche, and forced here with Rick conveniently being couch ridden after having his ass kicked by the governor, but there was some movement in the plot at least. I also thought Michonne's meltdown was interesting enough to carry the episode...
Did anyone watch The Talking Dead after? LMFAO, the host (Chris Hardwick) was showing "zombie survival" themed crap. One was a flashlight with a seeming silicon handle that could perhaps double as a dildo. He said something to the effect "too bad Lori didn't have one of these, then maybe Shane would still be alive." The look on the actress that play's Michonne's (Danai Gurira) face was just priceless...
Fuck that was hard work , I get the Carl story arch . Just most of the way through it he got on my tits so much I kept wanting to say fuck it and switch it off .
The michonne stuff was ok but I can see if they carry on with the Carl shit people might switch off .
And zombie apocalypse equals running around in woods ... Again and again and again .
Yeah, that can become a problem. I read that the creator of the show always hated how zombie movies ended. Well, he'd better put his thinking cap on and come up with one helluva good ending for this show, 'cause no way in hell this goes more than 5 seasons total. Perhaps he can end it with a group of zombies munching on Carl's ass in a diner while "Don't Stop Believing" plays in the background.
It should be like zombie land where they meet a celeb zombie and the final episode is machonne walking off into the distance with two zombie pets one Hagar and the other Carl
So watched the new episode ......... oh here's carol .
And america is just a fuck off big forrest yeah ??
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