I as a real musician don't regard any of my mediocre guitar playing as my greatest musical achievement.
It was in 1992 when a group of us was waiting outside an elevator in Greenmount tower Coolangatta. They only called it a tower because there wasn't a marketable word for mid sized eyesore. Think of an architect who took inspiration from a planters wart.
It was a Christmas party.
I suggested to the crowd of inebriates that we should see how many people we could stack in the elevator only to regale them with a 4 octave 37 second fart once the doors closed.
I have played in many bands but never achieved that same 100% audience reaction again.
Also ** I regard the chipmunks as musical failures**