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    I as a real musician don't regard any of my mediocre guitar playing as my greatest musical achievement.

    It was in 1992 when a group of us was waiting outside an elevator in Greenmount tower Coolangatta. They only called it a tower because there wasn't a marketable word for mid sized eyesore. Think of an architect who took inspiration from a planters wart.

    It was a Christmas party.

    I suggested to the crowd of inebriates that we should see how many people we could stack in the elevator only to regale them with a 4 octave 37 second fart once the doors closed.

    I have played in many bands but never achieved that same 100% audience reaction again.

    Also ** I regard the chipmunks as musical failures**
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    Agree indeed, Barney. I measure it all against the availability of an old Rolls Royce and a swimming pool.

    Old Fucking School!!!!

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