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    Quote Originally Posted by Zing! View Post
    Wait... You do don't think Kristy IS Sammy Hagar?

    Holy shit. I think I just found the troll behind the red curtain!
    No. She doesn't talk enough about how great she is. And doesn't rip Ed every post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    Another stellar thread by Madam Fishfolds.

    Anyone wanna put a date to her/it's next meltdown 'n bail?

    Think the meltdown's already begun...

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    A day in the life of Kristy. Wait ! Everyday.

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    their fightin' with there words over they're
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt White View Post
    Somebody has their "Bitchy Pants" on today............

    oh wait...........

    my bad.....................

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    I was going to do that one ! Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    Think the meltdown's already begun...
    Yup. Typical bitter troll.

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    i took 4 guitar lessons when i was 9 and failed, and darn it, people like me

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    i took 4 guitar lessons when i was 9 and failed, and darn it, people like me
    That sucks. What's it like livin' in a van down by the river ? What a loser you are !

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    the river is dry where i live. but the canal flows freely!

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    Krusty slags on successful musicians, Krusty slags on "failed" musicians....

    Sensing a pattern?

    All her life she's been treated like shit by musicians, so now she spanks married bankers for a living.

    Since Krusty has never made the big time, I guess she's just a failed dominatrix / hooker.



    Where's that thread?
    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    For me the hardest thing was tuning the damn guitar. Electronic tuners were very expensive when I started to play and nobody had them, if they did it was usually a big ass Petersen strobe tuner. You hit a note on a piano, used a pitch pipe, or used a tuning fork. I took me forever to get my ear good enough to get the pitch right on all the strings. Once someone showed me how to tune using harmonics man for me that was easier. Oddly enough that is how you synchronize both props on a two propped airplane. If they are out of phase you hear the difference.

    Some people just are born with good ears for me I had to work at it but once I figured out what was going on there, it became easier.

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    Before tuners I used to use the G at the start of Yankee Rose and the E at the start of Running with the Devil if you are tuning down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Before tuners I used to use the G at the start of Yankee Rose and the E at the start of Running with the Devil if you are tuning down.
    110V AC Power in the US hums at Bb as well......


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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Krusty slags on successful musicians, Krusty slags on "failed" musicians....

    Sensing a pattern?

    that thread?


    She/He's an old SLAG?!?


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    Let's liven this up...


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    That was ghey, jhale

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    That was ghey, jhale
    Your "ghey" shit is getting real old real fast. STFU already.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    That was ghey, jhale
    My bad.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Krusty hates everything....



    Probably whips her cats, too....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Use the words "failed" and "musician" in the same sentence and look who shows up
    A half-wit idiot named Krusty.

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    Typical troll....masochistic glutton for punishment....inferiority rears it's ugly head...vain attempts by IT to increase it's self-worth by trying to demean others.....resulting in the opposite desired result....it appears even less intelligent than before....while at the same time providing the entertainment to the rest of us that comes with such transparent stupidity.

    This is simply the verbal equivalent of her chosen profession....it wants to be peed on by executives in real life....and it continues the behavior here....begging us all to make it feel even more worthless than it did before.....

    Very interesting. A psychologist could make a fortune with this one.

    You would think it would realize the futility of the game it plays....but it still cuntinues to play. Again, typical troll-like behavior. In keeping with the study that came out a few years back that found that stupid people usually do not realize they are stupid.

    And yes, Matt.....Alan knows there is not much Larg here....but then, in a case like this, the amount of Larg is proportional to the square of the amount of idiocy present.....and considering the troll is pretty fucking stupid, we do not have to expend much Larg in order to deal with it.

    Sorry Alan. The Larg is WEAK in this one.


    But I digress.

    I simply memorized the frequency of the opening riff to Priest's "Breaking The Law". Key of A @440 hz. I can hear the riff in my head in the proper key of A, and I just tune the A string to my memory. Works a charm.
    Last edited by Hardrock69; 12-08-2012 at 03:02 AM.

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    .it wants to be peed on by executives in real life
    Got to pay for those expensive sex boots somehow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    110V AC Power in the US hums at Bb as well......

    So you're saying Krusty put some of her nasty long greasy cunt hairs into the receptacle, and that's why she be flat ??

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    Seems that way. Perhaps some of the urine seeped onto an exposed extension cord for her vibrating butt-plug and the resulting shock fried them off....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    So you're saying Krusty put some of her nasty long greasy cunt hairs into the receptacle, and that's why she be flat ??
    She be giving hummers at 60 cycles a minute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Krusty hates everything....



    Probably whips her cats, too....
    Damn, I had to change my profile pic when the cats are being mentioned
    The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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    geeze I just thought this was going to be another thread about Led Zepplin.

    Oh dear.

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    Jaysus wept.

    There's seriously something broken in this one.

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    I'm a failed musician. I'm gay, I'm French. Anybody wants some ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by philouze View Post
    I'm a failed musician. I'm gay,
    Good thing Gar and Savicki aren't around or you'd definitely have yourself a couple of stackers on your hands...
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    LMAO... Indeed !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Damn, I had to change my profile pic when the cats are being mentioned

    You look a little like a younger version of my supervisor at work. I see your posts & have this urge to fake the sniffles so I can go home early.
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    Good thing Gar and Savicki aren't around or you'd definitely have yourself a couple of stackers on your hands...

    Aww they were fun though. I even miss Ace a little. Why am I the only one who actually makes friends with the misfits that come here? I enjoy the crazy characters we get. Spice up the joint a bit. They all made me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    You look a little like a younger version of my supervisor at work. I see your posts & have this urge to fake the sniffles so I can go home early.
    Hahahaha Sexy lady :-) I'd let you go home :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Damn, I had to change my profile pic when the cats are being mentioned
    That's okay. I like this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesfunk View Post
    That's okay. I like this one.
    I liked the one where she was playing with her pussy better.
    Last edited by Little Texan; 12-08-2012 at 02:15 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Why am I the only one who actually makes friends with the misfits that come here?

    Because you like douchebags?

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