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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Texan View Post
    I liked the one where she was playing with her pussy better.
    Prrrrrrrrrrrrr....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    Because you like douchebags?

    Hey why not? They clean out the stank right?
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    You mean the stank they're not causing?

    Here ya go, Kristy!


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    I just read that. It was really good. I hope there is a part 2. Sounds like this was about half of the interview.

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    Jpj and Bonzo were amazing...


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    I'm not a big Jimmy Page fan and every thread Kristy starts turns into a Led Zep thread. I wish she hated tan girls in bikinis. I'm tired of reading about Jimmy Page.



    RUFFLES HAVE RIDGES!!!!


    And Sadaist has an erection!










    What? I'm actually Chinese and we are voting soon. Gutter minds you guys have........

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    God damn! More negative waves from Kristy?


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    Hey I trod on my cable last night, it came out because I hadn't secured it through the guitar strap. A rookie error. Am I a failed musician?

    A great mate on another forum made this funny pic... I wish I had half their $$$...
    Attached Images Attached Images

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    Yo ash you might have to have rug rats to get the joke ....
    Unfortunately I have
    fuck your fucking framing

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    Am I a failed musician?
    You post on this site and seriously asked that?

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    Oh, Ok, I finally get it.

    Kristy's not real !!! That's a character !! Like... In a movie !

    Sorry I took so long...

    My bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BITEYOASS View Post
    God damn! More negative waves from Kristy?

    It's all she has to offer!

    Jimmy Page made her ride her bicycle all the way home after he assfucked her once, and now the whole rest of the fucking world has to put up with her bitterness about it all.

    I find it both hysterical and pathetic at the same time..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    You post on this site and seriously asked that?
    yeah, i post on this site just like you do. big difference is this; i'm funding a generously lavish lifestyle off my 'failure'. i got a nice car, play golf and eat sushi a lot... because of my failure. how's your failure going?


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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    made her ride her bicycle all the way home after he assfucked her once
    Hahah, omg!! How do you come up with this stuff??
    The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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    Practice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    yeah, i post on this site just like you do. big difference is this; i'm funding a generously lavish lifestyle off my 'failure'. i got a nice car, play golf and eat sushi a lot... because of my failure. how's your failure going?

    Is Krusty's "failure" getting her invites to NAMM again this year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    Is Krusty's "failure" getting her invites to NAMM again this year?
    Actually, I have been to NAMM. It sucks.

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    Are you surprised by that?

    Oh dear.

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    A turtle who shits on the sidewalk get invites to NAMM. It's nothing special.

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    maybe you could find a rich old producer to tie you up and piss on you there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    A turtle who shits on the sidewalk get invites to NAMM. It's nothing special.
    i have four and none of them received invites, tho they rarely shit on the sidewalk...
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Was there an invite in the last box of wine you picked up, Turtle?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Actually, I have been to NAMM. It sucks.
    To someone as clueless as you? Probably.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    A turtle who shits on the sidewalk get invites to NAMM. It's nothing special.
    Number 1, stop lying, and Number 2 - just because you shit on sidewalks (before flinging it as passing pedestrians) is no reason to badmouth turtles.

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    yeah, leave the chelonians otta this

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    To someone as clueless as you? Probably.



    Number 1, stop lying, and Number 2 - just because you shit on sidewalks (before flinging it as passing pedestrians) is no reason to badmouth turtles.
    Oh go fuck yourself with a tazer, jhale. NAMM is nothing great and you're nothing great so you stop lying and insulting innocent turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    maybe you could find a rich old producer to tie you up and piss on you there.
    ...and maybe you and your band will go far in life.

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    Got a good gig in surfers paradise tonight...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Oh go fuck yourself with a tazer, jhale. NAMM is nothing great and you're nothing great so you stop lying and insulting innocent turtles.


    Quit projecting, pillbox - YOU'RE the one lying and maligning turtles...so STFU.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    Quit projecting, pillbox - YOU'RE the one lying and maligning turtles...so STFU.
    What.... now she thinks Mitch McConnell is Jimmy Page too??
    Eat Us And Smile

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    Quit projecting, pillbox - YOU'RE the one lying and maligning turtles...so STFU.
    I have been to NAMM you festering pile of turtle shit. Oh, and by the way, they have REAL musicians there. You best stay in mommie's basement having her clean the shit stains from your undies so that you don't have your pathetic ass kicked there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    Got a good gig in surfers paradise tonight...
    a.k.a you parent's basement.


    Well, best of fluck.

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    STFU, kunt. Your only talent appears to be lying on the floor getting pissed on by drunk suits.

    You definitely have no talent writing, and you certainly have no value as a human being.

    You could douse yourself in gravy and giblets, and even a starving wolverine would not find you interesting.

    Loser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    You definitely have no talent writing, and you certainly have no value as a human being.

    Loser.

    Ah TardRock, what I do have is no dial up for internet, a job, and a higher socioeconomic status than you will ever aspire to.
    Last edited by Kristy; 12-11-2012 at 07:42 PM.

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    Thumbs down "Mommie's basement"?? Is that all you've got? PATHETIC.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I have been to NAMM you festering pile of turtle shit. Oh, and by the way, they have REAL musicians there. You best stay in mommie's basement having her clean the shit stains from your undies so that you don't have your pathetic ass kicked there.

    You wouldn't know a real musician if he payed to piss on you. It really must suck going through life as bitter and angry as you are....isn't it time to go grab another box of wine at 7-11, or refill a 'script?

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    I'll take pics of the 'basement' while I'm there tonight.

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    So sayeth the failed musician known as jhale

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    So sayeth the failed musician known as jhale
    Said the bitter little girl doing re-strings when she's not getting urinated on and otherwise degrading herself... oh, or doing the pill & swill....

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    Gullible jhale, no wonder he knows no more than 3 chords.

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