EUROPE Bootlegs

[envy_me]

OK, then my question is:

Can you quack like a duck?
NO, SORRY, I was just joking.

The REAL question is: whoever you are, Envy, where the hell have you been? I love animals, I can stop smoking & drinking (and I can come home, wooo-hooo, only women bleed...), I can cook.. Let's do this officially: will you make me a sandwich?

Bahahaha you should have been hanging out at the europe forum while it was still there, we had plenty of girls there. And like 98% of them were awesome :-)

[philouze]

I'm not awesome, not even cute. I'm just a French ghey failed musician. Not a chance, ba-bay !
My cat runs away when he smells me.
I don't stand a chance with a girl from a Europe message board. I'm aware of that. Thanks to pot.

[envy_me]

Of course you stand a chance. Now lets see some confidence.

[philouze]

The one thing you won't see with me is confidence. No way.
I'd rather show you my ass. Confidence? Never had any, never will have.
Take that with you. Everyone.

Back on topic...

(I'm off to bed. See y'all later)

[ELVIS]

OK, then my question is:

Can you quack like a duck?
NO, SORRY, I was just joking.

What a wuss...

I'll bet the fuck she can quack like a duck, but you'll never find out...

Stand up like a man and be honest about yourself and what you like...

Chicks appreciate that...

If you like a chick quacking like a duck let her know...

She just might learn it for you...

[philouze]

What a wuss...

I'll bet the fuck she can quack like a duck, but you'll never find out...

Stand up like a man and be honest about yourself and what you like...

Chicks appreciate that...

If you like a chick quacking like a duck let her know...

She just might learn it for you...

Dude, you're soooo rude...
If I wanna hear someone quacking while fucking, I'll go fuck a duck.

Lotsa rhymes, innit?

edit: I don't give a flying fuck about Envy's private life. I don't even care about mine..

[ELVIS]

You know you want her to quack...

[philouze]

Huh.. I don't think so, my man...
Besides, I'm not into virtual sex, and the only way I could have sex with her would be me going in her country, and I don't even know what the fuck it is. And even if I knew, I got more important things to do than travel miles just to hear a girl quack. Maybe she can do a video of her doing that. So we can ALL enjoy it, and you too, my Friend..

[philouze]

Elvis, you know you want her down for the DP..

[ELVIS]

Ahh...

Hop a plane to the land of Yngwie and have a good time...

[philouze]

Sweden's too cold for my hemorrhoids.

[envy_me]

Wtf guys?

[philouze]

Elvis started it. Blame Him.

[envy_me]

I don't quack. I can do it but I don't. What is DP? And girls DO like guys who stand up for themselves and act like men.

[philouze]

I don't quack. I can do it but I don't. What is DP? And girls DO like guys who stand up for themselves and act like men.

DP stands for Double Penetration.

I act like a man, I tell the world I have hemorrhoids. And yeah, I stand up. I can't sit down.