Oh yeah, all of them. Except maybe... Broken Dreams? Come on...
Oh yeah, all of them. Except maybe... Broken Dreams? Come on...
"all of them" was more of an expression. I don't like Seventh Sign, Bad Blood, actually few more.
The heart is on the left. The blood is red.
Tell me you like Mind In The Gutter & Girl From Lebanon, then I'll ask you something.
OK, then my question is:
Can you quack like a duck?
NO, SORRY, I was just joking.
The REAL question is: whoever you are, Envy, where the hell have you been? I love animals, I can stop smoking & drinking (and I can come home, wooo-hooo, only women bleed...), I can cook.. Let's do this officially: will you make me a sandwich?
I'm not awesome, not even cute. I'm just a French ghey failed musician. Not a chance, ba-bay !
My cat runs away when he smells me.
I don't stand a chance with a girl from a Europe message board. I'm aware of that. Thanks to pot.
Of course you stand a chance. Now lets see some confidence.
The one thing you won't see with me is confidence. No way.
I'd rather show you my ass. Confidence? Never had any, never will have.
Take that with you. Everyone.
Back on topic...
(I'm off to bed. See y'all later)
Last edited by philouze; 12-17-2012 at 06:46 PM.
What a wuss...
I'll bet the fuck she can quack like a duck, but you'll never find out...
Stand up like a man and be honest about yourself and what you like...
Chicks appreciate that...
If you like a chick quacking like a duck let her know...
She just might learn it for you...
You know you want her to quack...
Huh.. I don't think so, my man...
Besides, I'm not into virtual sex, and the only way I could have sex with her would be me going in her country, and I don't even know what the fuck it is. And even if I knew, I got more important things to do than travel miles just to hear a girl quack. Maybe she can do a video of her doing that. So we can ALL enjoy it, and you too, my Friend..
Elvis, you know you want her down for the DP..
Ahh...
Hop a plane to the land of Yngwie and have a good time...
Sweden's too cold for my hemorrhoids.
Wtf guys?
Elvis started it. Blame Him.
I don't quack. I can do it but I don't. What is DP? And girls DO like guys who stand up for themselves and act like men.
Do ducks like that too?
See, she likes you...
If she is indeed a she...
I like many people :-) including my french friend.
I wouldn't mind if she was a he. As long as he doesn't touch my ass. Or any other part of my aging body.
Thanks, Envy. Woman or man, you're a Europe fan, and that's enough for me..
See how I can get back on topic??
That's class for y'all. Who said "Class dismissed"?
Last edited by philouze; 12-26-2012 at 11:13 AM.
Hey, one thing I've learned from David Lee Roth is "Hey, you never know."
At least this was a decent derail for once. I found myself wondering why I was spending so much time in a Europe bootleg thread.
My karma just ran over your dogma.
Europe can bring people together and that's what happened here. By accident, yes, but it did happen.
No Big 'Ting.
Ok, it's the final countdown, philo...
Get you some envy...
For me, it will be the final condom.
He likes you...
I don't mind... But you forget something, love.
We, men, have only ONE hole. Elvis, are you down for D Anal P?
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