God bless Jack Webb.

While his monotone delivery and a walk that made him appear to have something large and uncomfortable crammed up his butt sidewaze which made him a subject of some ridicule, once in awhile some of his speechifying was second to none!

This is one of the greatest speeches he ever made as Joe Friday.

BigBadBrian? All you other fascists? Kneel down right now, listen to your God, and start fapping.
I don't need to say anything further....just let The Man do the talkin':