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    People all over the world are in a panic about December 21st

    All of these people that are overreacting to this are going to feel real stupid the morning of December 22nd.

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    Mayan apocalypse: panic spreads as December 21 nears

    Fears that the end of the world is nigh have spread across the world with only days until the end of the Mayan calendar, with doomsday-mongers predicting a cataclysmic end to the history of Earth.

    By Nick Allen, Los Angeles, Malcolm Moore in Beijing and Tom Parfitt in Moscow

    Ahead of December 21, which marks the conclusion of the 5,125-year "Long Count" Mayan calendar, panic buying of candles and essentials has been reported in China and Russia, along with an explosion in sales of survival shelters in America. In France believers were preparing to converge on a mountain where they believe aliens will rescue them.

    The precise manner of Armageddon remains vague, ranging from a catastrophic celestial collision between Earth and the mythical planet Nibiru, also known as Planet X, a disastrous crash with a comet, or the annihilation of civilisation by a giant solar storm.

    In America Ron Hubbard, a manufacturer of hi-tech underground survival shelters, has seen his business explode.

    "We've gone from one a month to one a day," he said. "I don't have an opinion on the Mayan calendar but, when astrophysicists come to me, buy my shelters and tell me to be prepared for solar flares, radiation, EMPs (electromagnetic pulses) ... I'm going underground on the 19th and coming out on the 23rd. It's just in case anybody's right."
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    In the French Pyrenees the mayor of Bugarach, population 179, has attempted to prevent pandemonium by banning UFO watchers and light aircraft from the flat topped mount Pic de Bugarach.

    According to New Age lore it as an "alien garage" where extraterrestrials are waiting to abandon Earth, taking a lucky few humans with them.

    Russia saw people in Omutninsk, in Kirov region, rushing to buy kerosene and supplies after a newspaper article, supposedly written by a Tibetan monk, confirmed the end of the world.

    The city of Novokuznetsk faced a run on salt. In Barnaul, close to the Altai Mountains, panic-buyers snapped up all the torches and Thermos flasks.

    Dmitry Medvedev, the Russian prime minister, even addressed the situation.

    "I don't believe in the end of the world," before adding somewhat disconcertingly: "At least, not this year."

    In China, which has no history of preoccupation with the end of the world, a wave of paranoia about the apocalypse can be traced to the 2009 Hollywood blockbuster "2012".

    The film, starring John Cusack, was a smash hit in China, as viewers were seduced by a plot that saw the Chinese military building arks to save humanity.

    Some in China are taking the prospect of Armageddon seriously with panic buying of candles reported in Sichuan province.

    The source of the panic was traced to a post on Sina Weibo, China's version of Twitter, predicting that there will be three days of darkness when the apocalypse arrives.

    One grocery store owner said: "At first, we had no idea why. But then we heard someone muttering about the continuous darkness."

    Shanghai police said scam artists had been convincing pensioners to hand over savings in a last act of charity.

    Meanwhile in Mexico, where the ancient Mayan civilisation flourished, the end time has been seen as an opportunity. The country has organised hundreds of Maya-themed events, and tourism is expected to have doubled this year.

    Nasa has been aggressively seeking to dispel doomsday fears. It says there is no evidence Nibiru exists, and rumours it could be hiding behind the sun are unfounded.

    "It can't hide behind the sun forever, and we would've seen it years ago," a Nasa scientist said.

    The space agency also rejected apocalyptic theories about unusual alignments of the planets, or that the Earth's magnetic poles could suddenly "flip."

    Conspiracy theorists contend that the space agency is involved in an elaborate cover up to prevent panic.

    But David Morrison, an astronomer at Nasa, said: "At least once a week I get a message from a young person, as young as 11, who says they are ill and/or contemplating suicide because of the coming doomsday. I think it's evil for people to propagate rumours on the internet to frighten children."

    Mayans themselves reject any notion that the world will end. Pedro Celestino Yac Noj, a Mayan sage, burned seeds and fruits to mark the end of the old calender at a ceremony in Cuba. He said: "The 21st is for giving thanks and gratitude and the 22nd welcomes the new cycle, a new dawn."

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    Ron Hubbard? lol.

    i ran into a doomsday idiot last saturday who's actually flying to china. i shoulda made him sign all his stuff over to me...

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    That's great, it starts with an earthquake
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    The Chinese are scared out of their wits about December 21 because of an entertaining, yet mind-numbingly stupid movie that came out three years ago.

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    How much ya wanna bet this whole deal ends up having as much impact as that dreaded Y2K computer crisis did over a decade ago? The only thing that scares me is that on December 21st, I'll be 52 years old. And of course, hung over as all hell.









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    I'm off on the 21st. Gonna stay up the night before drinkin and watching the world burn
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    Why would anyone take what the Mayans said seriously, anyway, when those fuckers couldn't even predict their own demise?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    I'm off on the 21st. Gonna stay up the night before drinkin and watching the world burn
    i'm with ya Donnie. although i'll have a 10 hour headstart!

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    I was reading earlier that the Mayan calendar didn't include leap years, so technically the world should've ended like... 8 months ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    i'm with ya Donnie. although i'll have a 10 hour headstart!
    Yeah - that's the problem. We need to agree on global end-of-the-world drinking start time. You know, so we can all be lit up and online when the end comes

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Yeah - that's the problem. We need to agree on global end-of-the-world drinking start time. You know, so we can all be lit up and online when the end comes
    i started in 1988
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    i started in 1988
    fuck your fucking framing

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    hehe... PB ...

    well it's a friday, and 9 days away from my next gig, so i reckon i just won't stop from thursday to saturday. problem solved!!

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    The world better not end when am on holiday or I will be totally fucked off lol...
    Tho can't wait to see the kids faces when they wake up Christmas morning with no presents and we tell them we didn't bother because we thought the world was going to end

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    Some friends of mine are throwing an End Of The World bash at a local pub.

    The perfect time to use that old cliche: "Hey, we are going to die tomorrow, so let's go back to your place NOW and fuck".

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    I hope December 21st doesn't deter me from shitting all over Jimmy Page's grave when that cocksucker suffers a stoke and dies a horrid and well-deserved death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    Some friends of mine are throwing an End Of The World bash at a local pub.
    You going to send out invites on your AOL dial up account?

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    Take it from Me....

    There's nothing on My calendar for December 21, except for Heaven's annual Office Christmas Party.

    And well, being Christ, I can't exactly miss that, now can I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Yeah - that's the problem. We need to agree on global end-of-the-world drinking start time. You know, so we can all be lit up and online when the end comes
    I'm with you guys let me know the time and we'll drink to it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    You going to send out invites on your AOL dial up account?
    When are you going to fuck off and go away already?
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    I think i saw where NASA came out and released a statement saying there was no foreseen global or space activity that would threaten the planet on 12/21. Funny that they felt they had to release a statement because of this phenomenon.

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    Krusty, are you going to jump off a tall building while fisting yourself in your own asshole?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonrisa salvaje View Post
    I think i saw where NASA came out and released a statement saying there was no foreseen global or space activity that would threaten the planet on 12/21. Funny that they felt they had to release a statement because of this phenomenon.
    That's because NASA is part of the cover up!! Santy Claus is dead!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    Krusty, are you going to jump off a tall building while fisting yourself in your own asshole?
    You need to set that example for me first.

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    The REAL apocalypse will be at the malls on Saturday morning, December 22. When all the people who put off Xmas shopping because they thought the world was going to end on the 21st realize they aren't getting off the hook that easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Texan View Post
    Why would anyone take what the Mayans said seriously, anyway, when those fuckers couldn't even predict their own demise?!
    It's actually even more stupid than that because they didn't predict the end of the world, it's just the date that one of their time increments flips and they had bigger time increments.

    It's like the equivalent of saying it must be the end of the world because it is the end of a decade when you have centuries/millennia and so on.

    It's just pointless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    That's because NASA is part of the cover up!! Santy Claus is dead!!
    Santa is not dead. He's hiding out in a bunker in China.

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    Today is actually more significant than the Mayan shit.

    12/12/12

    It's not just roadie day.

    It's not just DOUBLE METAL date 6/6/6 x2

    It's not just the last repeating day any of us will see(although maybe our kids may)

    It's the day my album finally gets released Woo-Hoo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Santa is not dead. He's hiding out in a bunker in China.
    That would explain why every single toy you ever buy says Made In China on it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    That would explain why every single toy you ever buy says Made In China on it...
    Santa fired his elves and moved operations to China years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    I'm off on the 21st. Gonna stay up the night before drinkin and watching the world burn
    That's a damn good idea. This seems like the place to be to watch the fun. In the words of Jimbo Morrison: "I'm gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames..."
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Santa fired his elves and moved operations to China years ago.
    Yeah, and his "elves" are all 6 year old Chinese children working in Santa's sweatshop for 25 cents a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    It's the day my album finally gets released Woo-Hoo...

    Family Christmas album?

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    LMAO !!

    Anyway...

    The Mayans were a primitive culture who thought that life was a dream of the gods...

    They made human sacrifices to stave off the fear that the gods would awaken and the world would end...

    The reason it makes me laugh is that there are genuine crises and real economic problems all over the world for which people should be making serious preparations...

    But no, they fall hook line and sinker for total bullshit...



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    Quote Originally Posted by sonrisa salvaje View Post
    I'm not making a move until Tom Cruise tells us what to do.
    Tom says you should dance around in your underwear while lip syncing to a Bob Seger song, then jump up and down on your couch while shouting to Xenu. That apparently awakens the Thetan bat signal that summons the Intergalactic DC 10 fleet to rescue L. Ron's blessed children from this planet.

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    When we enter the galactic plane the earth will stop rotating. One side of the earth will experience three days of darkness and the other side will experience three days of light. Then the earth will start to rotate in the opposite direction and the sun will rise from the west instead of the east and santa clause will be Chinese.


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