Merry Christmas from David Lee Roth !!

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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    Merry Christmas from David Lee Roth !!

    This is awesome !!

    I've been in contact with my "source" for some additional validification, but
    if Va says it's real, it's real !!

    And rumor has it that Wolf has indicated to the staff of Two Bands Magazine that it's probably real, so...

    Merry Christmas !!



    Feliz Natal, amigos,

    Ao vivo, na frente de seus olhos nus egnog fumegantes encharcados!

    Isso mesmo bebê, é David Lee Roth e Feliz Natal para você também, querida.

    Você acha que um cara que invade todas as casas do mundo em uma noite e nunca é pego transpira um magro G-banger wannabe?

    "Ele te vê quando você está dormindo, Ele sabe quando você está acordado". Soa familiar, não?

    Você sabe que tipo de recursos que tenho à minha disposição. Eu tenho o seu merda com fio, Jack, da whawazat a onde estamos agora. E isso é só o começo.

    Eu vou em todo o mundo e ver formas de deslumbrar as pessoas de que, se eu descrevi-los agora, você tem que estar usando 3D mega-fones lazer que foram feitas no futuro, apenas para se suas chances de compreender de onde eu estou vindo a partir de.

    E é jive grave, mas alguém tem que equipar a estação.

    Atenciosamente,

    como é

    David Lee Roth 2012







  • envy_me
    Swedish Love Pump
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Dec 2010
    • 7180

    #2
    Wait, at first I thought this was real, but Two bands magazine?
    Last edited by envy_me; 12-25-2012, 12:30 PM.
    The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120

      #3
      So why edit yourself ??


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      • envy_me
        Swedish Love Pump
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Dec 2010
        • 7180

        #4
        Originally posted by ELVIS
        So why edit yourself ??


        Hahaha, cause I realized it wasn't real I don't always get your american jokes right away. Two bands magazine
        The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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        • Kristy
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 16338

          #5
          This was news 30 years ago.

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          • cadaverdog
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Aug 2007
            • 8955

            #6
            Anyone care to translate?
            Beware of Dog

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120

              #7
              Yeah, it says the last time Krusty was attractive to a male was thirty years ago...

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              • philouze
                Banned
                • Mar 2004
                • 2171

                #8
                Originally posted by ELVIS
                Yeah, it says the last time Krusty was attractive to a male was thirty years ago...
                And the guy was singing in Wham.

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #9
                  So, did anyone translate my masterpiece ??

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                  • envy_me
                    Swedish Love Pump
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 7180

                    #10
                    Google did:


                    Live, in front of your naked eyes smoldering egnog soaked!

                    That's right baby, David Lee Roth's and Merry Christmas to you too, dear.

                    You think a guy who breaks into every house in the world in one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe?

                    "He sees you when you're sleeping, He knows when you're awake." Sounds familiar, no?

                    You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your shit wired, Jack, of whawazat to where we are now. And that's just the beginning.

                    I go around the world and see ways to dazzle people that if I described them now, you have to be using 3D mega-leisure headphones that were made in the future, just for your chance to understand where I am coming from.

                    And jive is serious, but someone has to equip the station.

                    Sincerely,
                    The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                    • philouze
                      Banned
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 2171

                      #11
                      Umm.. OK.
                      I don't get it.
                      I'll try a french translation...

                      edit: I just tried. Apart from "Live in front of your naked steaming eyes", there's nothing coherent. OK, tomorrow, first thing in the morning, I'll get a Portuguese maid.
                      Last edited by philouze; 12-26-2012, 03:03 PM.

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                      • ELVIS
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 44120

                        #12
                        Good thinking...

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                        • philouze
                          Banned
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 2171

                          #13
                          Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her.. Oh god......

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                          • Dave's Bitch
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Apr 2005
                            • 5276

                            #14
                            philouze you have issues
                            I really love you baby, I love what you've got
                            Let's get together we can, Get hot

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                            • philouze
                              Banned
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 2171

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
                              philouze you have issues
                              Check out Zappa's song Bobby Brown Goes Down, even though I'm sure you know it.

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