The horribly awful blasphemous bad covers thread

[FORD]

Don't pollute the other covers thread with this swill. Reserve this space for the ugliest of the ugly... Good songs gone bad, or even bad songs gone worse. Bring it here, and bring your own barf bags

This one starts out with a bizzare mix of traditional Chinese instruments (only in Plexiglass form) mixed with Keytars, and then brings in a bunch of old folks....



never mind the language barrier... this shit would be just as weird in English.

[FORD]

Somebody's going to post this one, so I might as well get it over with....



(Not that the original was good, for that matter)

[ELVIS]

[FORD]

The guitar, drums, and horn section on this are actually pretty good. But the vocals are so fucking awful that it qualifies for this thread....

Who the fuck are these guys anyway?

[FORD]

[ELVIS]

How 'bout this one ??

[ELVIS]

One more...

[FORD]

This is pretty damned awful.....

[ELVIS]

Actually, that's not bad...

[FORD]

Gilmour should strangle that douchebag for what he did to the Comfortably Numb solo.

[ELVIS]

[ELVIS]

This is probably a cover...

[ELVIS]

I guess this guy hates Bon Jovi...

[FORD]

Is this Sockfucker??

[FORD]

[ELVIS]

[Satan]

[binnie]

This is pretty damned awful.....

I like that.

Sounds nothing like the original, but that's when I think covers sounds best.

[loucap81]

I've always thought this was pretty brutal:

[DLR Bridge]

It was only a matter of time before someone dropped one o' these in this thread.

[fraroc]

It was only a matter of time before someone dropped one o' these in this thread.

Ok, look at Sam in the beginning of this vid and somehow DAVE's dance moves are embarrassing?

[FORD]

Van Hagar was such a train wreck on the Velveetapalooza 2004 tour that even the Van Hagar songs sounded like horribly awful blasphemous bad covers.

"Unchained" was one song that the Cheddar Assclown should have never even tried to sing.

[DLR Bridge]

"Unchained" was one song that the Cheddar Assclown should have never even tried to sing.

I'll bet Ed would kick into that tune unannounced to purposely catch the clown off guard and force him to remember words to a song he never wanted to touch.

[envy_me]

Somebody's going to post this one, so I might as well get it over with....



(Not that the original was good, for that matter)

LOL, I wonder who would have posted the Europe cover There is a video of Joey Tempest watching this. But it's in swedish (I think).

[envy_me]

Bon Jovi - It's my life

[FORD]

Is that "singer's" guitar even plugged in?

Too bad his microphone was

[ELVIS]

These guys don't suck...

[FORD]

They sound like they're playing three different songs..... and each one very badly.

[envy_me]

These guys don't suck...

[ELVIS]

I like how the drummer counts off the guitar intro riff...

[Northern Girl]

I didn't know where to put this, but I wanted to share 'cos it's great!

Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version

http://vimeo.com/27206452

[envy_me]

I didn't know where to put this, but I wanted to share 'cos it's great!

Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version

http://vimeo.com/27206452

[Unchainme]

I was really drunk at the bar one night..and this came on. Almost made me choke on my beer, and wanted to hit the jukebox to do a reverse "Fonz"

Complete shit.

[ELVIS]

Vimeo sucks dick...

[FORD]

I was really drunk at the bar one night..and this came on. Almost made me choke on my beer, and wanted to hit the jukebox to do a reverse "Fonz"

Complete shit.

Geezus.... that's even worse than Sting's solo albums.

[Unchainme]

MY EARS...MY BEAUTIFUL EARS.

[FORD]

As a rule I despise Nickelhack, but that's actually not as horrible as what Adam LAMEbert did with the remains of Queen last year.

[vandeleur]

nickelback ....shudder