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Who is Sammy Hagar?
Answer:Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. He is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person.
Who is David Lee Roth?
The greatest frontman in rock 'n roll history. The Supreme Toastmaster General of the Immoral Majority, the King of Any and All Things Rock n' Roll! The Wizard in the fucking land of Oz! how 'bout a little fire scarecrow?
Did the Sandy Hook shooter act alone?
Do you want me to provide questions and answers?
Who Is Eddie Van Halen?
Brother of Alex Van Halen, started the band Van Halen, and is depicted with his red white and black striped "Frankenstrat" guitar, and amazing riffs, especially "Eruption." He fought tounge/lip cancer, and is being called a racist for calling former rhythm guitarist for Nirvana, Pat Smear, a "dirty mexican."
Hey WARF, I'm ELVIS bot...
Ask me some bullshit...
Who is WARF ??
A loser/member of the RothArmy. He likes sex, short walks on the beach that lead to sex, and karaoke...
And drunken karaoke that leads to sex...
What is 5150?
Is the police code for a mentally disturbed person...it is also a shitty Van Hagar album fronted by Bette Midler.
What is a gunt?
It's a bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt... It's a gunt. It could also be referred to our banned poster Fabulous Shadow.
You mean between the waist and the knees...
Who is Sarge?
Sarge is a mysterious figure in Roth Army mythology. Many people do not believe he exists, but he occasionally descends from Mt. Olympus to make himself known to mere mortals, only to disappear again for centuries.
What is a Boston Pancake?
When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.That guy gave one hell of a Boston pancake to that bitch!
Who is WARF?
WARF is a jackass that can be found in the Massachusetts area. He is known for wearing Zebra skin spandex with a wig and walking around town like Peg Bundy. WARF can be found at a local bar getting blacked out and reciting the words to Van Hagar, "Dreams".
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Who is Cadaverdog?
Is a hopeless man in his early 50's. He spends most of his time putting a sock around the tip of his penis and thrusts back and forth until climax is reached.
Who is Valerie Bertinelli?
She is the famous actress/Ex-Wife of legendary guitarist Edward Van Halen who is responsible for breaking up the original line-up of Van Halen. Valerie Bertinelli spent most of her years in the 80's and 90's as Eddie's Ventriloquist, and is responsible for making shitty melodramatic lifetime films.
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Who is Pojo Risin?
Pojo Risin is a Roth Army webmaster bearing a striking resemblance to Jim Morrison. Pojo Risin spends mosts of his days at the Roth Army in the locker room talking to himself about fantasy football, while screaming outbursts of profanity at his computer screen. If you see a trade proposal and someone is trying to send you David Carr for Tom Brady there is a 95.6% chance it came from Pojo Risin.
I think there should be a Kristy bot. It responds to anything you ask by derailing the thread.
Oh dear.
which doesn't work right now
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Can she learn? I taught her to tell people I was the best fuck she ever had before, it was awesome
So far this season, just about every team that has played them.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
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Sarge is a mysterious figure in Roth Army mythology. Many people do not believe he exists, but he occasionally descends from Mt. Olympus to make himself known to mere mortals, only to disappear again for centuries.
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Just wanted to add that the question is case sensitive...
Respectfully request to add "The Worst Lyricist in the History of Rock and Roll" in Bette's entry....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
What is the superman?
When you cum on a girls back and then stick the sheets to her, so when she wakes up in the morning she has a cape.
What do you dream about Airelle?
I woke up this morning from a dream I was swimming in a river of orange soda, then I realized it was really just a Fanta sea.
Airelle are you a criminal?
I don't have a police record but I think I have a Sting cassette tape somewhere.
What is New Hampshire?
New Hampshire is a state that has cheap cigarettes and booze and it looks like it is 69ing with Vermont... and that is about it.
Who is One Direction?
They are a lame band for teenyboopers. Wolfgang Van Halen says they are called, "One Direction" because all of their hair points in one direction.
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What is the brownsound?
It's the signature sound of Eddie Van Halen. Listen to any early Van Halen album...when you hear a guitar, you'll be hearing the brownsound. It's a guitar sound so incredible it'll make you shit your pants!
Who is Iron Man?
Iron Man is a super hero, Iron Woman is a command.
What is the Roth Army?
It is a web site created by David Lee Roth fans, for David Lee Roth fans. It's that damn simple! Asking Sammy Hagar to fill in the shoes of the Toastmaster General is like asking a three legged dog to run an obstacle course!
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