Fun with Arielle Bot

[Sarge]

Who is envy_me?

I don't know. I thought I met her at a vegetarian web site, but I never seen herbivore.

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[Sarge]

Who is Kristy?

Ask me, "What is a Cuntadactyl?"

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[Sarge]

Who is Vince Neil?

He killed Razzle.

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[Sarge]

What is the Abe Lincoln?

When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, and gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.

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[Sarge]

What is a chili dog?

A disturbing type of scatology in which a man defecates between a womans breasts and then procedes to tit fuck using the waste as a lubricant. The penis is the hot dog the shit the chili and of course the breasts are the buns.

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[Sarge]

What is the Tony Danza?

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!

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[Sarge]

What is Cabo Wabo?

Cabo Wabo is a shitty tequila made by Bette Midler, it is also a horrible song from the musical abomination, "OU812".

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[Sarge]

What are Arabian Goggles?

A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new?

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[Sarge]

What is The Juanita Special Bean Dip?

While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.

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[Sarge]

Who is Charlie Sheen?

Legendary party animal. He gets the best drugs, booze, and porn whores money can buy. The hardest fucking party-er since Rick James. He is also a star of one of the highest rated tv shows, Two and a Half Men, and he made some halfway decent movies in the 80's.

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[Sarge]

No shit.

What was the name of the hack? What was the name of the actual software? I mean, was it "vbulletin v.3 chat bot" or something like that?

Perhaps I can dig up something on the net about it. I know nothing about coding, but I am an expert researcher.

Here....chatbot that is good for v4.x.x (which we have), though I don't know how one would hack it to work within the forums.

http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showt...35271&page=178

http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showt...&highlight=mcg

The first link it to a chatbox.. not a chatbot. That actually was the last chat program we used... and it sucked.

The second link is to the chatbox we currently use. It has the only bot responder out.. but you have to manually program it.


I think what we used was tombot
http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showthread.php?t=175076
In any instance it used AIML files.
Maybe google AIML.
I can tell you that nobody has programmed this yet, or I would have added it.
I loved having Arielle..

[WARF]

More to come

[WARF]

Who is Jimmy Page?

Jimmy Page is the legendary guitar player for Led Zeppelin. Kristy's favorite guitar player is Jimmy Page.

[WARF]

You are most troublesome for a security guard.

[imitates buzzer] Sorry Hans, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?

[WARF]

What shall I do?

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

[WARF]

fuck you asshole

Every day for the past ten years, Loretta there's been giving me a large black coffee, today she gives me a large black coffee only it has sugar in it, a lotta sugar. I just came back to complain. Now, you boys put those guns down.

(Don't write this... but Obviously this is Clint Eastwood in Sudden Impact)

[WARF]

Are you fucking crazy go back in the house!

Yeah? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sandbags.

[WARF]

You just shot an unarmed man!

He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

[WARF]

Rocky!

Adrian!

[WARF]

fuck you

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[ashstralia]

'see ya in the funny pages, guess that's where i'll be'

this song has been stuck in my head all fucking day. seeing it's summer, i'm on holidays for another fortnight, and my days are consisting of rock and roll, golf, and drinking, this is highly appropriate.

[DONNIEP]

Can you quack like a duck?

No, but I will shit on your chest for good luck and I'll buck like a horse when we fuck.

[Hardrock69]

The first link it to a chatbox.. not a chatbot. That actually was the last chat program we used... and it sucked.

The second link is to the chatbox we currently use. It has the only bot responder out.. but you have to manually program it.


I think what we used was tombot
http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showthread.php?t=175076
In any instance it used AIML files.
Maybe google AIML.
I can tell you that nobody has programmed this yet, or I would have added it.
I loved having Arielle..

I see. I have seen several other talkbot programs for vbulletin, but they all seem to be fairly restricted in what they can do.

[WARF]

What is the Monkey Wrench?

When some sadistic bitch takes your dick back between your legs and sucks you off.

[WARF]

What is the Zombie Mask?

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

[jhale667]

Arielle seems to be sleeping...

[Sensible Shoes]

She's been reading Warf's definitions and decided she wants no part of it.

[philouze]

Can you quack like a duck?

No, but I will shit on your chest for good luck and I'll buck like a horse when we fuck.

How the FUCK did I miss this post?

Who is GOAT?

A fucking genius who deserves more than an Internet buzz. The God Of All Texas, Best Damn Cock To Rock Your Box Since 1989!