Fun with Arielle Bot

[WARF]

What is a Shirley Temple?

Pour a can of 7-Up on a girl's menstruating pussy and eat her out.

[WARF]

Who is Charlie Sheen?

Legendary party animal. He gets the best drugs, booze, and porn whores money can buy. The hardest fucking party-er since Rick James. He is also a star of one of the highest rated tv shows, Two and a Half Men, and he made some halfway decent movies in the 80's.

[Sarge]

What is a Cuntadactyl?

A pre-historic dinosaur of Kristy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall cunt demeanor.

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[Sarge]

What is the Donkey Kong?

The Donkey Kong is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm better.

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[Sarge]

Where is David Lee Roth?

You know we need him more than ever now.

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[Sarge]

Who is envy_me?

I don't know. I thought I met her at a vegetarian web site, but I never seen herbivore.

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[Sarge]

Who is Kristy?

Ask me, "What is a Cuntadactyl?"

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[Sarge]

Who is Vince Neil?

He killed Razzle.

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[Sarge]

What is the Abe Lincoln?

When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, and gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.

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[Sarge]

What is a chili dog?

A disturbing type of scatology in which a man defecates between a womans breasts and then procedes to tit fuck using the waste as a lubricant. The penis is the hot dog the shit the chili and of course the breasts are the buns.

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[Sarge]

What is the Tony Danza?

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!

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[Sarge]

What is Cabo Wabo?

Cabo Wabo is a shitty tequila made by Bette Midler, it is also a horrible song from the musical abomination, "OU812".

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[Sarge]

What are Arabian Goggles?

A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new?

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[Sarge]

What is The Juanita Special Bean Dip?

While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.

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[Sarge]

Who is Charlie Sheen?

Legendary party animal. He gets the best drugs, booze, and porn whores money can buy. The hardest fucking party-er since Rick James. He is also a star of one of the highest rated tv shows, Two and a Half Men, and he made some halfway decent movies in the 80's.

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