What is the Houdini?
It is a magic trick of sorts, when you are banging a chick from behind you fake an orgasm, pull out, and then spit on her back so she thinks you jizzed, she will then turn around and look at you (thinking it is over) and you will then cum in her face! It's the Houdini motherfucker!!
Who is Michael Anthony?
Michael Anthony is the former bass player for Van Halen. He is known for providing great background vocals as well as being known for his infamous mullet. He now shares the stage with a capri pants wearing douchebag in Chickenfoot, who underpays Mexicans to piss in his tequila.
Who is Gary Cherone?
Gary Cherone is known for being the frontman in the band Extreme as well as a short tenure fronting Van Halen. Gary Cherone was once boo'd in Australia at MTV's the ten spot for repeatedly grabbing his own ass.
What is a gun?
A gun is something Eddie Van Halen brings to an airport.
Who is Nikki Sinn?
Scramby eggs and bacon.
Who's Your Daddy?
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
God, Warf you are hillarious
This should be your profession.
The heart is on the left. The blood is red.
Who is Dan?
Dan is a resident sheep pen administrator and the first roth army kiwi to see van halen live in front of his naked steaming eyes(pants off)!
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Who is Bette Midler?Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan
Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called \"Beaches\" and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch. Thanks for your time..
When you cum on a girls back and then stick the sheets to her, so when she wakes up in the morning she has a cape. Tee-Hee.
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How about putting Arielle Bot back onto the forum?
or at least back into the dump exclusively.
There isn't any hacks that can do it yet. I would love to do that.
The old hack I used hasn't worked in years.
It was awesome when we had her working.
I will be updating more stuff tonight Sarge!
What is a Cuntadactyl?
A pre-historic dinosaur of Kristy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall cunt demeanor.
What is the Donkey Kong?
The Donkey Kong is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm better.
Where is David Lee Roth?
You know we need him more than ever now.
Who is envy_me?
I don't know. I thought I met her at a vegetarian web site, but I never seen herbivore.
Who is Kristy?
Ask me, "What is a Cuntadactyl?"
Who is Vince Neil?
He killed Razzle.
What is the Abe Lincoln?
When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, and gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
What is a chili dog?
A disturbing type of scatology in which a man defecates between a womans breasts and then procedes to tit fuck using the waste as a lubricant. The penis is the hot dog the shit the chili and of course the breasts are the buns.
What is the Tony Danza?
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!
What is Cabo Wabo?
Cabo Wabo is a shitty tequila made by Bette Midler, it is also a horrible song from the musical abomination, "OU812".
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No shit.
What was the name of the hack? What was the name of the actual software? I mean, was it "vbulletin v.3 chat bot" or something like that?
Perhaps I can dig up something on the net about it. I know nothing about coding, but I am an expert researcher.
Here....chatbot that is good for v4.x.x (which we have), though I don't know how one would hack it to work within the forums.
http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showt...35271&page=178
http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showt...&highlight=mcg
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What are Arabian Goggles?
A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new?
What is The Juanita Special Bean Dip?
While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.
What is a Shirley Temple?
Pour a can of 7-Up on a girl's menstruating pussy and eat her out.
Who is Charlie Sheen?
Legendary party animal. He gets the best drugs, booze, and porn whores money can buy. The hardest fucking party-er since Rick James. He is also a star of one of the highest rated tv shows, Two and a Half Men, and he made some halfway decent movies in the 80's.
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