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  1. 12-31-2012, 01:16 AM #1
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    Kristy's Song

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    We named her KRISTEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    She's Daddy's little girl..... h u hu hu h uh uh u hu hu hu h

    Just like that GHEY R.E.O. Speedwagon song....

    I gotta tell ya... I can't fight this feeling anymore!!!!

    She gets so mean and nasty, but I have been told by many people here that she is in fact in LOVE WITH ME!!!!

    I know she is just playing hard to get....

    But I want to know her... I want to like get inside her mentals....

    This is my dream woman...

    I want to know her every thought....

    I want to visit her....

    I can't stop thinking of her....

    Sorry my lover... I didn't write this song for you....

    But it is all I have to think of you... come back to me!!
    Last edited by WARF; 12-31-2012 at 01:25 AM.
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  2. 12-31-2012, 01:27 AM #2
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    GAWD, that is so fucking ghey!
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  3. 12-31-2012, 01:28 AM #3
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    I have listened to this song FIVE TIMES IN A ROW!!!!!

    KRISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    SHE'S DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    GAWD, that is so fucking ghey!
    When she came along she gave meaning to our lives...

    And when we sing her song... we know nothing can go wrong!!!!

    HER EYES GOT MISTY!!!!!!!!!!!

    HER NAME IS KRISTY!!!!!

    uh uhu hu hu hu h uhu hu huhu

    I love you baby!!!!
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  5. 12-31-2012, 01:41 AM #5
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    Look how cute we are

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  6. 12-31-2012, 01:45 AM #6
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    This soundeth like some lost outtake from a late 70's McCartney & Wings album
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  7. 12-31-2012, 01:47 AM #7
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    Just like the dude who wrote this GHEY fucking song....

    You are Daddy's Little Girl....

    And my LOVE for you is unconditional.....
    Last edited by WARF; 12-31-2012 at 01:51 AM.
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  8. 12-31-2012, 01:57 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    Just like the dude who wrote this GHEY fucking song....

    You are Daddy's Little Girl....

    And my LOVE for you is unconditional.....
    And there's always this sappy cheddarfest....

    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

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  9. 12-31-2012, 01:57 AM #9
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    Ooh, you guys! This is so cute. Love is in the air ;-)
    The heart is on the left. The blood is red.
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  10. 12-31-2012, 02:03 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Ooh, you guys! This is so cute. Love is in the air ;-)
    Thank you for telling me that she likes me!

    I thought she was just a mean bitch.

    But now I know who she really is....

    Her name is Kristeeeeeeeeeeee

    I will never stop loving her, and I will say the NAME KRISTEEEEEEEEEEEEE forever and ever and ever.....
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    I Feel The Love In This Thread.
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    Thank you for telling me that she likes me!

    I thought she was just a mean bitch.

    But now I know who she really is....

    Her name is Kristeeeeeeeeeeee

    I will never stop loving her, and I will say the NAME KRISTEEEEEEEEEEEEE forever and ever and ever.....
    WARF + Kristy = TRUE
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  13. 12-31-2012, 02:11 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    I Feel The Love In This Thread.
    Thank you all for telling me how much she loves me.... I owe this all to you.....

    As a matter of fact... FUCK DAVID LEE ROTH!!!!!

    There is a new fucking musician in town....

    His name is Tom Alan Plaut....

    I am burning my fucking Van Halen collection....

    Who needs fair warning....

    I GOT KRISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

    HER EYES ARE MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

    uh uh u hu hu hu hu h uh u huhu hu h



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  14. 12-31-2012, 02:20 AM #14
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    That Was So Beautiful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    That Was So Beautiful.
    I am about to cry dude!

    But these will not be fucking crocodile tears like Obama or Robbie Parker....

    These will be real tears....

    Tears of hope...

    tears of love...

    TEARS OF KRISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....

    uh uh u hu hu hu h uh u hu hu hu hu h u
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  16. 12-31-2012, 02:33 AM #16
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    Tears For Fears.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    Tears For Fears.
    It's a mad world, Dan........

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  18. 12-31-2012, 02:38 AM #18
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    WARF and Kristy sitting in a tree..... K-I-S-S-I-N-G.....

    First comes love...

    then comes marriage....

    then comes little WARFYS in a baby carriage....

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  19. 12-31-2012, 03:28 AM #19
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    Sticky this thread!
    Last edited by WARF; 12-31-2012 at 03:31 AM.
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    Warf, here's what your "courtship" of Krusty reminds me of...

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    I could do something like this, but instead of the Looney Tunes samples, we could throw in PR0n sounds, pee dribble sound effects and punch sounds, like that dude paying to get the shit kicked out of himself from "Dirty Harry".


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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    WARF and Kristy sitting in a tree..... K-I-S-S-I-N-G.....

    First comes love...

    then comes marriage....


    then comes little demon babies in a baby carriage...
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    Her cunt's all Krusty...

    She's the biggest cunt in the world...


    Don't get krust on your Dick, WARF...


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    Krusty: dirtier than a peep show jizz mop...
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
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    Pepe Le Pew..... fucking priceless!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Texan View Post
    then comes little demon babies in a baby carriage...
    Hey, fuck you!

    No doubt my womb will produce the antichrist (female, of course) and when it does, your GAWD-forsaken shithole you call a state will be the first thing to go.
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    All of my other one nights stands were just auditions for the mighty WARF PENIS....

    Kristy, you are my soulmate....

    Let's get married and give birth to the next Adam Lanza....

    u hu hu h uh u hu hu huhuhuhu huh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    Krusty: dirtier than a peep show jizz mop...
    fuck your fucking framing
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    I got these for Kristy for Jesus' B-day.

    How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R
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    This song is actually stuck in my head.... wtf
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    WARF, if you start banging Kristy, are you going to throw my fat ass out of my mother's basement?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    GAWD, that is so fucking ghey!
    Hey! It approves!

    Ok Warf! When is the wedding date?

    Think you can get Van Halen to play at the reception?
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