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  1. 01-02-2013, 07:04 PM #1
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    What's happened to Imapus Syliciker?

    Did Portugal not pay its internet bill? Discuss.

    Oh dear.
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    He Is On A World Tour With WWE.
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    Hasn't logged in since last May 1st...

    Maybe he was abducted during Cinco de Mayo at the Cabo Wabo.....
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  4. 01-02-2013, 08:44 PM #4
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    He was jacking it with his fleshlight, got a little too rough, and broke his dick. He didn't seek treatment because of embarrassment, it got infected, and sadly died of a dick infection.
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    Of course I'm just kidding...hope all is well with him.
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    So, the dickfection didn't kill him ??
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    I was wondering about this a few days ago... No updates since the fleshlight..
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    Someone drop him a line....
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    Send it to the red light district...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    What's happened to Imapus Syliciker?


    Given his name, perhaps he finally met his match?


    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Given his name, perhaps he finally met his match?


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    Would Binnie Hit It?
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    you'd get lost real easy in there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    Would Binnie Hit It?
    you cant go wrong if you ask yourself would binnie hit it
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