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    The above article does explain a lot.

    But even if shills like that did not exist, it would still be impossible for Elbow to influence anyone here.

    Elbow, go cram your shotgun up your ass. Now, pull it out. Now...push it back in. Yess.....the Precioussssss

    OBAMA IS COMING FOR YOU ELBOW!

    HE IS GOING TO SEND HIS FBI AGENTS TO TAKE ALL YOUR GUNS AWAY!

    YOU WILL BE LEFT AS A NAKED BOY AGAINST THE COMING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!

    Idiot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    No it would be like setting the date of the beginning of a war. Against Mars.
    You don't like MARS ??




    :killer"

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    Ssssshhhh... don't remind ELBOW Tony MacApline is black..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    How many guns did the government confiscate during Katrina ??

    That's right, you have no idea, slave...
    Which ones? Where? You mean the guns they found stashed on the LSU campus? And oh yeah, the M-67 fragmentation hand grenades?

    For a guy that pisses all over himself about "gangs," I would think you'd be glad...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    That would be like setting a date to end a war...
    Or calling bullshit on the fact you don't know what you're talking about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Jan 21, 2017

    When we swear in another WHITE guy so Elvis can relax again...


    Don't you mean white woman?
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    Elvis would crap himself if a woman was elected president. To him, that would almost be as bad as a Mexican!


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    Bearing false witness won't get you fools very far...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Bearing false witness won't get you fools very far...
    You should know, being one of the biggest bullshitters here...



    Avoiding your windows yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    You don't like MARS ??
    I always thought that guy got by with a whole lot of nothing. Like Jerry Garcia, he's nothing more than a series of scales repeated over and over, with only tempo as variation.










    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Bearing false witness won't get you fools very far...

    Speak for yourself, fool.

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    As someone who has a hate gun pointed in their face every time they turn on the internet, I am so glad to hear this may be true. I knew people were getting paid to post bullshit like this. Some of the horrifyingly hateful and ignorant posts I read every day have to be shills. There is no way people actually have these opinions, at least without constant reinforcement.

    There's a guy on yahoo who injects hate into EVERY PSU article I read. I mean literally he'll do 100 posts a day, EVERY day. He's always there. Look for him his name is Dirk. And he's either schizo or getting paid for it. There is now way anyone would spend that much time just spreading hatred.

    So people are being paid to spread hatred in this world. Makes sense.
    gnaw on it

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    No, what makes sense is criminal elements of our federal governmant staging shootings to disarm the american people...

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    Wrong. Makes no sense whatsoever, and to suggest so shows you're mentally unbalanced. Congrats on proving it daily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    I always thought that guy got by with a whole lot of nothing. Like Jerry Garcia, he's nothing more than a series of scales repeated over and over, with only tempo as variation.

    I don't think Jerry was getting by on nothing. He just had a certain style. A signature sound. Some people worshipped the man. Others not so much. A guy I thought got by with little or no talent was B B King. He just hits a note, holds it a couple seconds, then catches another one and so on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    No, what makes sense is criminal elements of our federal governmant staging shootings to disarm the american people...
    Maybe it's reverse psychology. Maybe they stage these shooting to scare people into buying guns. Then again maybe there are a lot of mentally unstable people out there not receiving proper mental health treatment that should be locked up to keep them from harming themselves or others out there in society. They see some whack job shooting innocent people and decide that sounds like a good idea then they do it too. Instead of monkey see, monkey do, it's nutcase see nutcase do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    It's only gay when other people change your quotes. When I do it it's funny. Just like my greasy hairdo.
    The hairdo is, you ain't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    The clique, blah blah
    Jizz-mop says what?




    Don't look now but one of your socks is alive....and pissed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    No, what makes sense is criminal elements of our federal governmant staging shootings to disarm the american people...

    Don't tell me what makes sense and what doesn't, asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    No, what makes sense is criminal elements of our federal governmant staging shootings to disarm the american people...
    I have never seen you do your "conspiracy theory thing" before and I must admit, you're talented at it. 20 kids dead and it's big government? You've really got a screw loose.

    Oh dear.

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    Well, one 100lb weakling didn't do it with the handguns found on the scene...

    The the gun that was claimed to be an AR15 was found in the trunk of the car...
    Last edited by ELVIS; 01-12-2013 at 10:26 AM.

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    Riiiiight....so two pistols are not able to kill multiple amounts of people....sure.....sure they can't....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Well, one 100lb weakling didn't do it with the handguns found on the scene...
    I have no idea how you guessed his body weight? Are you sleeping with the coroner in CT? But even if he was of slight build, the Bushmaster AR-15 derivative would have been the PERFECT weapon of choice for someone, as the AR-15 was designed to be easily fired by draftees/recruits that might be physically smaller and lack experience with firearms in general. You know, pussies like you--except in their cases the army would take them as they didn't have a history of being an addict...

    The the gun that was claimed to be an AR15 was found in the trunk of the car...
    You see, this is why you're such a douchie cuntbag. You're only posting this lie here because you know most here don't follow the Front Line forum. But this was spelled out and this conspiracy shit was debunked to anyone but the thickest, redneck moron...

    Some initial media reports during the confusion and uncertainty of the unfolding events reported that an assault rifle was left in the trunk of the car. It was just reporters and teleprompter readers talking out of their asses. Police later not only confirmed that this was wrong, but you yourself posted a video showing police lifting a semi-auto shotgun out of the trunk. POLICE say that the Bushmaster was used, along with the coroner who did the autopsies.

    It's almost funny when you disparage the media as bullshit, then take them as gospel when it suits your needs. You selectively use the faux news reports from the day of the massacre or so as gospel (according to dumbshits and liars), but then you'd have to ignore the hundreds of media stories that described what happened after, along with the police and the coroner from that CT town....
    Last edited by Nickdfresh; 01-12-2013 at 02:50 PM.

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    What do you expect out of a fucking idiot?

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    Now, how the fuck do I get that job? Can someone please refer me? You know I write gooder than anyone else here, plus I can do it from my current place of work, no problem.

    And why the fuck is cadaverdog still here? More importantly, why is he still alive? Motherfucker. Or sock, in this case.

    Anyways, gimme a referral.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Ya know what scares me more? Fucking zombies. Seriously, dude, have you ever seen The Walking Dead on AMC?

    Better not read the comics, then. They're MUCH worse. You'll never be the same again & at your age, I don't think you could take it.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Stopped at a convenience store last night. Talking to cashier-dude about finding silver coins in the change. He said he saves them so he can melt them down to use as bullets when the Werewolves attack. He sez he thinks we will get attacked by Werewolves before we will get attacked by Zombies...

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    He's obviously an uninformed idiot...

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    No. He was kidding you worthless shitbag.

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    I think this thread is brilliant...















    ...then again, I'm a Lounge shill...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    Better not read the comics, then. They're MUCH worse. You'll never be the same again & at your age, I don't think you could take it.

    Cheers! :bottle:
    Oh, for cryin' out loud, where in the hell have you been? Seeing your name on a post honestly made my day, you bastard. Great to hear from ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Oh, for cryin' out loud, where in the hell have you been? Seeing your name on a post honestly made my day, you bastard. Great to hear from ya.
    Well, a break every now & then does wonders. Goin' to the same dive every night with the same people, the conversations start to sound the same up to the point you know what that person's gonna reply to what that person just said.

    It's not that you get tired of the people, no way in hell, how can you? Just the conversations. They'll still be the same when you come back, mind, but at least you've taken the time to miss them. And miss them I did.

    Except for cadaverfuck, of course.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Don't you mean white woman?
    Jill Stein 2016!!
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    I always thought that guy got by with a whole lot of nothing. Like Jerry Garcia, he's nothing more than a series of scales repeated over and over, with only tempo as variation.
    Jerry had his good nights, and bad nights, presumably dependent on the vintage of the mushrooms. But even on the bad nights he sounded better than Bob Deal.

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