Idiot throws puppy at hells angels....escapes by stealing bulldozer.....

[Hardrock69]

This is from June, 2010, but still belongs in the "crazy" department as it is not fiction:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10333211

16 June 2010 Last updated at 12:23 ET

Puppy thrown at German biker gang

A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

The man drove up to a Hell's Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy.

He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.

He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.

After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.

After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.

The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.

[Anonymous]

That piece of shit just ruined a perfectly good joke.

If it was one of those toy puppies that walks around & barks, it would've been much more surreal & funnier.

No cruelty towards animals! You have 7 billion people to be cruel to, leave the poor things alone. The fuck did they ever do to you?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Hardrock69]

Knowing bikers, they probably went out of their way to adopt the poor thing as a mascot, and it probably got more love and attention than any family could give it. Certainly more than the piece of shit who threw it at them.

Too bad the cops caught the guy. I mean, I would have wished for an ending where the HA got hold of him.

[ZahZoo]

You do got to wonder why the bikers didn't pursue?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You do got to wonder why the bikers didn't pursue?

they didn't have bulldozers of their own