The First Public RA Wedding

[LoungeMachine]

Please help envy_me and myself plan our Big Day.

September 1st, 2013. Croatia.

She wants Shoes as Maid Of Honor....

Nick, Hale, and HR69 are my 3 Best Men

We're hoping ELVIS will perform the ceremony, after all being married by a gay ELVIS impersonator who is also a conspiracy nut is not something you want to pass up..

Guitar Shark will be writing the Pre-Nup

FORD is our Beer Caterer....

Sesh will be handling hard liquor.....


Jhale OF COURSE will be handlijg the entertainement for the Bachelor Party.



Please RSVP, and we're registered at Bed, Bath, and Beyond Crazy.....

[vandeleur]

You need a killer stag do ...

[LoungeMachine]

You need a killer stag do ...

JHale will be handling that.....



You will want to attend, trust me.

[vandeleur]

Am there man , am there

[envy_me]

I'd also like Northen Girl, Daves Bitch, Momshell, Katina and chefcraig involved in some way.

Vain can be the photographer, his work in the food thread didn't go unnoticed.
Donnie can film since he has bootleg skills. Warf can do my bachelorette party.

Kristy can be the critic.

Nitro can make a toast and tell the story of how we met.

Who else do we need?

[philouze]

Who else do we need?

A shrink...

[envy_me]

A shrink...

There will always be jealous people..

[LoungeMachine]

A shrink...

You can do the floral arrangements......ok?

[philouze]

There will always be jealous people..

Jealous?? Au contraire, milady.

[LoungeMachine]

Jealous?? Au contraire, milady.

That's French, in case anyone was lost.......



Well, French with a dose of British Ponce, to be exact.

[vandeleur]

Warf and bachelorette party , translated as warf with a group of pissed up women.
No no no no no ... For the love of humanity no.
There can be nothing good comes from that

[LoungeMachine]

Warf and bachelorette party , translated as warf with a group of pissed up women.
No no no no no ... For the love of humanity no.
There can be nothing good comes from that

[philouze]

Bachelorette party, WARF and me. Now that could be Armaggefuckindon.

[LoungeMachine]

Bachelorette party, WARF and me. Now that could be Armaggefuckindon.

Bach Part, Gay Frog, and WARF..........



What could possibly go wrong?

[philouze]

What could possibly go wrong?

Specially if WARF & I sing "Hey babe, are you down for the DP?"

[philouze]

Now imagine the scene.. A huge cake is coming into the room. Lotsa drunk women, screaming and laughing. And then..... Two awful dudes jump out of the cake with nothing on but a Texas flag pair of underpants. Both of 'em are fuckin' lit and want to get some. Now's the perfect time to sing 'Your Girlfriend's Favorite Song'.
IT IS ON!
Count me the fuck in.

[Angel]

A shrink...

That would be Momshell

[DONNIEP]

Oh I'm down for filming it...free copies to everyone who attends. And if anybody's jumping out of a cake it's me!

[philouze]

Oh I'm down for filming it...free copies to everyone who attends. And if anybody's jumping out of a cake it's me!

As long as my music isn't played at that party, I'm fine with this...

[envy_me]

I don't know if I want any guys actually attending the bachelorette party. Just plan it :-)

And who's gonna do it better then sir Warf.

[ELVIS]

Are guns allowed ??

[envy_me]

Are guns allowed ??

In Croatia? Hell yeah! You aren't a man if you don't have a kalashnikov. Just don't walk on any fields, you never know if they were mine fields from the war.

[ELVIS]

I might have to move there...

[philouze]

I don't know if I want any guys actually attending the bachelorette party. Just plan it :-)

Could it be that you're scared, little girl????
Have no fear, I'll behave. I'll put a condom.

[Momshell]

A shrink...

That would be me
Count me in!

[ELVIS]

Just what we need, more SSRIs...

[vandeleur]

This is my wedding present to the happy couple .

Its a wish that one little thread doesn't go down the same way every other one does:
the your .. F A T , Ghey a failure route .
















"Mumble mumble some fucking chance "

[ELVIS]

So, I guess LardMachine really is gay...

[Momshell]

Just what we need, more SSRIs...

Nope...I'm a psychologist. No meds, just therapy....I'll run a group therapy session during the cocktail hour.

[philouze]

I'll run a group therapy session during the cocktail hour.

AKA Bachelorette party

[Momshell]

AKA Bachelorette party

So you're assuming its just the women who'll be needing some help?!

[Northern Girl]

I'd also like Northen Girl, Daves Bitch, Momshell, Katina and chefcraig involved in some way.

I'll be the jealous bridesmaid that gets drunk and does the bass player in the wedding band. ['Cos you know how bass players are.]

[jhale667]

I'll be the jealous bridesmaid that gets drunk and does the bass player in the wedding band. ['Cos you know how bass players are.]

Wait, wasn't Craig gonna play bass in the wedding band, since Lounge is gonna be otherwise occupied? Hey Chef - Yahtzee!!

[Dr. Love]

She's just marrying you so she can get your bar and one of your books.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

so you're assuming its just the women who'll be needing some help?!

yes

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[Northern Girl]

Wait, wasn't Craig gonna play bass in the wedding band, since Lounge is gonna be otherwise occupied? Hey Chef - Yahtzee!!
:

Hey, I could do worse! I could change his bitter attitude towards women, because I'm pretty sweet, independent and self-sufficient and don't like to rely on men for anything. Well, maybe one thing...

[Sensible Shoes]

I'll be the jealous bridesmaid that gets drunk and does the bass player in the wedding band. ['Cos you know how bass players are.]

Just don't do the drummer.










(Kwame)

[Sensible Shoes]

And BTW, since I am now marrying WARF, no WAY he gets to plan the Bachelorette party.

[jhale667]

Just don't do the drummer.










(Kwame)

Again, poor Kwame gets no love... Geez, can't we rent Krusty for him, at least? I hear she doesn't charge much...

[Northern Girl]

Again, poor Kwame gets no love...

I'd give him some love. He looks pretty hot from what I've seen. And if he gets all his aggression/stress/etc. out on his drums, he's probably a pretty mellow hang.