Douchebag claims to have cure for Diabetes - but only for "Christians"

**ELVIS** · 01-17-2013, 03:39 PM

Hey Satan...

Alex Jones can kick Dr. Creepy's ass any day of the week...

**Satan** · 01-17-2013, 03:47 PM

Only in your dreams, Nurse Presley.

**Kristy** · 01-17-2013, 03:49 PM

More like sit on him.

Jones is F A T

...and his receding hairline isn't doing any wonders for him, either.

**Nickdfresh** · 01-17-2013, 06:20 PM

Jones is supposedly 38, but looks more like 58...

**jhale667** · 01-17-2013, 06:41 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh

Jones is supposedly 38, but looks more like 58...

The years have not been kind to him...or maybe it's the crazy aging him.

**ELVIS** · 01-21-2013, 11:38 AM

**BITEYOASS** · 01-21-2013, 05:12 PM

I have a feeling that no matter how normal a death Alex Jones may die, it's going to be a conspiracy.

**Nickdfresh** · 01-21-2013, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by BITEYOASS

I have a feeling that no matter how normal a death Alex Jones may die, it's going to be a conspiracy.

The way he looks at not yet 40, he's gonna die pretty soon and probably on air of a cardiac arrest!

**Satan** · 01-21-2013, 11:16 PM

Alex looks older than Breitfart, and he was just 43 when he joined us here in Hell.

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