What you are saying Exactly.... but he did say he was not winning during during that time in the interview. or am I totally wrong?Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker
What you are saying Exactly.... but he did say he was not winning during during that time in the interview. or am I totally wrong?
Now who`s that babe with the fab-u-lous shad-ow?
No, if anything, you should speed up your intake. I'm gonna have a homemade mudslide consisting of coffee ice cream, Absolut and crushed ice, blended to a milkshake-like consistency.Damn Terry! ....English is my second language and although I appreciate you comments very much could you be more international......I feel like a 8 year old reading your comment above.....cheers!no hard feelings!...or maybe I should slow down on the drinking...
Cheers!
By the way, fuck Lance Armstrong AND that meth-mouthed woman beater Sheen...and fuck that wanna-be Sheryl Crow while I'm at it. Wothless twat. There's a trio of talentless assholes in love with the smell of their own farts if ever I've seen some.
I'd sooner spend an evening mowing on Oprah Winfrey's growler than standing around conversing with those three cunts.
Scramby eggs and bacon.
I don't remember that. I only remember him saying he WAS winning.
And he was.
Cheers! :bottle:
Terry, unless I get presented with evidence he BEAT her up - as in beating, not giving her a slap fotr being a cunt - I'm not buying it.
I mean, we outside the US know just how ridiculously funny your country is with all the suing going on. It's HILARIOUSLY ridiculous. If you step in my toe, I can prove you did it maliciously.
Cheers! :bottle:
of what you just said above....... I remember "Absolut" which I have in my bar and "Sheryl Crow" for which I most probly dated a lookalike in my past...lol I swear Woodstock 1994...ok I need another drink
I dream of forcing Sheryl Crow or a look alike to lick my asshole.
Dunno why, but I do.
Is there no sex tape of Sheryl? Rimming?
Cheers! :bottle:
Really....thanks I misunderstood...cheers!
I can't disagree that America is pretty fucking ridiculous. I feel that way and I live here: I can only imagine what we must look like to people outside the U.S.
Still, I love the place...something about it. Kind of one of those things along the lines of "I know she's a no-good, dirty, two-timing slut hooker, but I think deep down she really likes me."
Oh, don't get me wrong, I wasn't making fun of your cuntry.
No, I'd be banned for costing Sarge millions of dollars in bandwidth if I did.
All I was saying is, with all that suing goin' on, you can't really trust what you hear about celebrities, especially in a case like this.
I mean, you've dealt with women your whole life. When was the last thing one of them did/said something that just made you wanna slap her, but you held your cool & had a nice, frustrating. I-wanna-kill-myself discussion about it?
Now imagine, that if for some reason, you can't hold your cool & you slap her? You regret it right away & in most cuntries you kinda sorta do get away with it.
Not in U. S. A.! you get sued & get labelled as a wife beater - a molester, even.
So, I won't believe Charlie is a wife beater 'till I get proof.
isn't that what's supposed to be like over there? Innocent 'till proven guilty?
Teh ironae!
Cheers! :bottle:
"I can only imagine what we must look like to people outside the U.S." To the average peeps I would say BAD...I use tell my family the US of A was it I have a couple of my friends who have made it in the states .....but not so much now since I know people like E from LA. lol
"Innocent until proven guilty"?Oh, don't get me wrong, I wasn't making fun of your cuntry.
No, I'd be banned for costing Sarge millions of dollars in bandwidth if I did.
All I was saying is, with all that suing goin' on, you can't really trust what you hear about celebrities, especially in a case like this.
I mean, you've dealt with women your whole life. When was the last thing one of them did/said something that just made you wanna slap her, but you held your cool & had a nice, frustrating. I-wanna-kill-myself discussion about it?
Now imagine, that if for some reason, you can't hold your cool & you slap her? You regret it right away & in most cuntries you kinda sorta do get away with it.
Not in U. S. A.! you get sued & get labelled as a wife beater - a molester, even.
So, I won't believe Charlie is a wife beater 'till I get proof.
isn't that what's supposed to be like over there? Innocent 'till proven guilty?
Teh ironae!
Cheers! :bottle:
Where the hell did you ever get the idea such a concept applies to the American justice system?
I used to watch a lot of films when I was a wee lad."Innocent until proven guilty"?
Where the hell did you ever get the idea such a concept applies to the American justice system?
Sue me!
Cheers! :bottle:
He wasn't quite "winning." Sheen admitted he was almost "broke" and was doing the weird "Tour" stop in order to pay child support. I suspect he has a different definition of "broke" than you and I have though...
Despite being a pain in the ass proponent of every kind of bullshit new age made up psychic crap, Oprah could have at a stroke won me over in this interview by doing it the following way.
Oprah Winfrey: Did you ever take banned substances to enhance your cycling performance?
Lance Armstrong: "Yes."
OW: Was one of those banned substances EPO?
LA: "Yes."
OW: Did you ever blood dope or use blood transfusions to enhance your cycling performance?
LA: "Yes."
OW: Did you ever use any other banned substances such as testosterone, cortisone or Human Growth Hormone?
LA: "Yes."
OW: In all seven of your Tour de France victories, did you ever take banned substances or blood dope?
LA: "Yes."
Oprah gets up and walks out of the room leaving Armstrong sitting there looking into the camera blinking for 90 minutes. Cut to credits...
How cool would that have been...?
Spotted in an Australian library...
Manly Library ??
Broke means lacking funds, so what's the difference ??
And no Wiki...
It also means your car won't start...
Who gives a fuck, Nancy-boy Pinkerton? Broke is in the eye-of-the-beholder...
Wiki that, you cunt!
Check this out:
lance-armstrong.png
Last edited by PETE'S BROTHER; 04-19-2013 at 05:14 PM.
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Lance's bizarrely practical bike tire change video...
http://popcultureblog.dallasnews.com...ew-video.html/
Nobody cares...
I love it when assholes don't care about something so much on the internet that they're forced to post how much they don't care...
Allow me to clarify...
I said nobody cares about Armstrong the corporate sellout bullshit artist...
Of course he's a total dick. It's a pretty informative video actually, though. Fucking flat tires suck in the middle of the woods or miles from your house...
I'm a life long mountain biker...
I don't need advice from a cheating celebrity...
I thought you had swamps in that shithole, not mountains.
In Louisiana, any hill that goes 25 feet ABOVE sea level is considered a "mountain".
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
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He won with Big Pharma poison!
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