Notice those 3 or 4 Twitter messages for Dave in The Roth Show episodes?
Well, let's do our part....
Let's have a contest to submit the best Twitter message to the Toastmaster General of the Immoral Majority, and hopefully, it'll be included in the next episode of The Roth Show....
The winning Tweet will be sent to DLR via the Roth_Army Twitter account....
Remember to keep it within the 140 character limit
NOTE: Our DDE rep has nothing to do with this.....
So, let's hear it !!
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
They flash by so fast you can't even read them!
The pause button is your friend...
I brought my pencil!!!
Dave, you're the only man who's been around from masterbation to menopause.
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Dave, wherever you go, the weathers always the same. High today , Low tommorrow.f
Last edited by big fatty; 01-27-2013 at 09:22 PM. Reason: fix something
Both of those are pretty damn good !!
I don't have any witticisms on hand, but I do have DLR tattooed on my chest. You can send him a pic of that maybe.
Absolutely, post that in a .jpg, and I'll send that as well....Originally Posted by DystopianDude
I've always thought that Dave tattoo positioned just right on a woman's hood down to her thighs would be perfect. If it were 25 years ago, I'd probably have it.
Like I said, Twitter is for Twatters.
Twitter only espouses self-vanity and blind consumerism. Twitter is the internet narcissist and for all of you who use it should be ostracized, shamed, tar & feathered and left out in the cold!!!
DO NOT BRING YOUR EVIL HERE
You're on Staff here, now?
The only "staff" around here is the infectious kind. And you would know all about that, F A T boy.
Thanks for playing....
Krust's Twitter rants have the bitter ring of someone who tried it and got no followers due to lameness...
I don't personally do Twitter, but I highly encourage those here that do to join this contest.
You don't need a Twitter account. Just put it here and if VA chooses it, he will send through the Army account.
I get where you were going with that, but there's been literally millions of men around from masturbation to menopause. Maybe a little rework.
Is that your entry?
Dave, your body is a wonderland; and I want to be Alice!
Sounds like a John Mayer pick up line.
Here is my stab at a little Roth jive for my salute to the master:
The Roth show is the place where the endless summer drive in is always open
and the only movie playin' is Paradise Diamond Style.
Where a game of twister will tell you who's toke it is
and beach blanket bingo will tell you who's poke it is.
Drop your top and cruise on through
cause it's damned if you don't and be careful if you do.
Listen for the voice that says, "In Roth We Trust...may i help you?"
RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME
Damn that's way too long.
I hear that all the time.....
I entered that tattoo contest with ESPN to meet DLR with this, but for some reason I didn't win.
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Yeah, but your tattoo was featured on the Ellen Degenerous show, so that outta count for something.
Dave - After the rain, earth hardens. Kick ass seeing you on solid ground!
My karma just ran over your dogma.
"Can I get a meet and greet with Diamond Dave and Little Elvis?!"
Stay Frosty!
THE DAY IS DONZO LET'S HAVE SOME FUNZO!!
Actually, it would kill two birds if we get a winner with a shorter Tweet and attach the pic in the same Tweet.....
LMAO !!
I ain't even going there...
Is that your entry?
Works for me. LOL
OK, let's wrap this up in the next couple of days....
Everyone submit your votes for the best Tweet and the winner will get submitted to DLR....
I will try to include the DLR tattoo also, if space permits.....
This has got my vote. Although, it's spelled "masturbation." I mean, we don't want to look ridiculous, amiright?
Mine was a joke, so don't consider it. Besides it would look really dumb coming from the Army!
I tweet Dave myself anyway!
I dunno....
How about an oldie but a goodie, along with Dystopian's picture ??
David Lee Roth - The Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority! (with the picture also)
Obviously, I approve.
#ravensworldcamps
My tickets in the mail yet?
Geez, it helps when you try to talk shit to spell correctly.....
OK, here it is....
Thanks everyone for your input.... And let's hope it gets in the next episode of The Roth Show....
@davidleeroth David Lee Roth - The Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority! #RothArmy twitpic.com/c0v291— Roth Army (@Roth_Army) February 4, 2013
just saw it on facebook...nice!
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