http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/..._van_halen.php
Somewhat of a bizarre read but interesting and entertaining perspectives on the band and especially Dave.
The graphs on comparing Van Halen lyrical cuntent to Van Hagar is an angle I've never seen... Then the comparison of VH stage moves to a chess game is really strange but makes sense.
Couple of quotes I found humorous:
In a post which is ostensibly a defense of Sammy Hagar's time with Van Halen, you say: "Here's a thought experiment: Try to imagine what Hagar's dick looks like. If you aren't clawing through your scalp in a hopeless attempt to remove that image from your brain right now, you're barely human." What does Sammy's dick look like, to you?
A helpless baby bird sweating rum.What lessons can Van Halen teach the general public?
If a bunch of ugly sons-of-bitches can figure out how to fuck the whole world, then so can I.