Bridge quote:
Sounds more like the alignment from my asshole to the toilet bowl to me...I'll tell ya, there's better alignment here than on my '90 Cultass Ciera. That's for sure.
Bridge quote:
Sounds more like the alignment from my asshole to the toilet bowl to me...I'll tell ya, there's better alignment here than on my '90 Cultass Ciera. That's for sure.
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Sam is touring with Van Halen this summer...
Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan
Hard to interpret what Sobolewski is saying at 1:22 because it's cryptic and fluffy --- but sorta gives me pause because he's not known for being a bullshit artist like EVH or Haggis.
But I agree with the Aussies in here --- Cabo Cunt has ZERO drawing power anywhere outside of the U.S., and in 2013 even that is practically nada as well. Are the 15 yr. old girls who got misty-eyed in 1986 over "Love Walks In" really going to pony up $100 to see the fat twat sing it again for nostalgia sake? I just cant see it.
Just from the trainwreck perspective it could be quite entertaining --- Dave and Haggis throw down backstage --- they go to EVH and ask him to kick one of them off the tour --- EVH looks at the cash flow totals from the 07/08 and 2012 tours and tells Sambo --- "Outta here, you fuckin' dick!"
What Mike says is irrelevant since he's not in the band.
Whatever he said had zero to do with a rumor that was BS anyway.
Hmmm mighty interesting indeed... especially with the MadAnthony comment.
As far as what the market draw would be with that shit-heel Hagar involved... I wouldn't say the Australian & New Zealand markets would balk at the mixed bill. Nothing against our friends down there but they did pretty much sell out for the III tour with Cherone when the rest of the world it was a hard sell that flopped.
Maybe they're a tough bunch who can endure more pain than most rock fans...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
All I'm saying is that his plans, whatever they may be, align, time wise, with what the rumor mentions. Why so heated?
It's obvious none of this official. Doesn't make it impossible, though.
pants off, of course
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
So Mikey says him and Sammy have big plans in June?
Did they legalize same-sex marriages in Cabo or something?
MA can but speak for Chickenpoo or Spambo Wackbo and he when he says "we got some exciting plans", can't he?
I don't believe these rumours either. Anyway I'd rather get (the one and only) VH tour Europe instead of Oz
(despite all my good feelings for Aussies).
by the way, I wonder what their "exciting plans" might be, that he can't tell about yet... :confused:
but I don't give a damn fuck.
bbq flavored tequilaMA can but speak for Chickenpoo or Spambo Wackbo and he when he says "we got some exciting plans", can't he?
I don't believe these rumours either. Anyway I'd rather get (the one and only) VH tour Europe instead of Oz
(despite all my good feelings for Aussies).
by the way, I wonder what their "exciting plans" might be, that he can't tell about yet... :confused:
but I don't give a damn fuck.
Maybe they're planning to get married here in Frogland, as deputies are debating the legalisation
of homosexual marriage by now - he can't tell about it yet because it still hasn't been enacted.
Very plausible.
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I'd been looking for a pun like this, you did it! Cheers!
Maybe they're planning to get married here in Frogland, as deputies are debating the legalisation
of homosexual marriage by now - he can't tell about it yet because it still hasn't been enacted.
Very plausible.
Both of them got old ladies --- but that wouldnt stop Sobolewski from pouring some BBQ-flavored tequila all over Haggis' dick and slurpin' away
If VH allows that fat piece of Spam shit anywhere near them ever again I will need a tattoo removal place. Fuck! Hate these rumors!
Stay Frosty!
THE DAY IS DONZO LET'S HAVE SOME FUNZO!!
The fact they sold that market w Cherone as lead shows they can sell that market period.
What economic benefit does Hagar bring to an Aussie tour?
Now some markets especially in the US midwest I can see Hagar as much as I hate say it actually having some economic value and draw.
Hope not because simply no way more Hagar doesn't mean less Dave not like at 60 these guys are gonna play 4 hours.
I don't think Australia or New Zealand loved Van Cherone more than America --- it was the fact that 1998 was the very first VH tour in those countries ever, so the interest level was naturally higher.
Trust me, if Cabo Cunt joins the tour, the Aussies will boo his smelly ass right off the stage before he can sing 2 bars of "Can't Stop Loving You". They are Roth-Lovers down under.
Doesnt Anthony have a hot sauce called "So Hot You'll Need a New Asshole" ??
Love to see him try to market that in Wal-Mart.
I believe it was "So Hot You'll Need Two Assholes" Well no problem. The two assholes are Sam and Mike.
Rumor has it that's the name of the upcoming album due out in June, featuring both David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar on vocals...
I'd probably like the idea of Dave and Sammy trying to "out-asshole" each other on tour --- I'm getting a little bored with the kissy-smoochy hugfests I've seen on the last 2 tours --- what happened to rock stars being arrogant douchebags who think their shit don't stink?
Dave needs to get his old persona back --- telling MILFs he's gonna fuck 'em after the show --- calling out Haggis as a "mindless little bridge-troll drone spewing word barf".
Now that's entertainment !!
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by the way, I wonder what their "exciting plans" might be, that he can't tell about yet... :confused:
but I don't give a damn fuck.
You guys gotta relax. I bet the "exciting plans" are probably something like a Tres Amigos reunion mini tour or some bullshit thing like that.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
You're right...wish I could ignore all of this shit...I'm way too invested in what these idiots do.
No other way to go about it!!
LMAO.
And there you have it - Van Halen: The Hagar Years. "All those fucking ballads."
It's sorta like the rock'n'roll equivalent of Colonel Kurtz uttering those last dying words - "the horror ... the horror"
THINK LIKE THE WAVES
It's got what it takes....
So tell me why can't this be love!
No way Dave would agree to this. And why would they need to bring those two back? They did just fine on the last tour. I don't miss Anthony one bit. Sure, nostalgia is nice but I see no benefit bringing those two ass clowns back into the fold unless they want to bring out the tank top/flip flop wearing contingent.
I also heard Sammy Hagar will be singing TATTOO for the remainder of the tour.
Wow. What a crock of shit.
But I'll take both singers if we can get Michael Anthony on stage with Dave!
As sick and twisted as that sounds.
Agreed 100%. Plus, it all depends upon one's definition of "excitement." Look, you have to realise that the "Lesser Half" couldn't even get on a bill featuring REO Speedwagon (and whomever happened to be in Foreigner on that particular day) on the annual state fair/car show/livestock festival circuit, so the only option is some sort of dubious tour of the 4 or 5 (or is it 6? I'm not interested enough to look it up) restaurants Hagar owns, plus that joint down in Cabo. Sensing (as only he could sense it) a void in the Van Hagar audience, people will get treated to the slush from that era, plus a handful of hastily (if at all) rehearsed cover tunes that everyone else on the planet is bored to tears at hearing these days.
Sounds mind-fuckingly underwhelming to me.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
I recall an interview with DLR when the interviewer, who was trying to get him into a discussion about Hagar said, 'so Dave, why can't this be love?'
Dave played a straight bat, referring to himself in the third person, just like Alice Cooper always does: "Well, Dave would never even pose a question like that. Why? Cuz he'd already assume his love bases are covered."
There's also a rumour that GOAT is the opening act.................apparently the Aussies love that shit.
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
I heard a goat was opened up by Hagar
This is hilarious. I can't imagine Dave accepting being billed as the secondary singer to Bette's wailing if they are to flip a coin each night of their performances like they did on the infamous Sam & Dave Tour! Love those Aussies, but instead, maybe VH should have Sammy perform a duo billing with the ghost of Steve Irwin (Crocodile Hunter) as their opener.
"Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08
Yeah, right. They can hardly do a tour with just one singer.
And what about Europe? Scandinavia is the place to be
The heart is on the left. The blood is red.
Id settle for any where in europeYeah, right. They can hardly do a tour with just one singer.
And what about Europe? Scandinavia is the place to be
fuck your fucking framing
The grain of salt I take this with is about the size of a deer-lick.
My karma just ran over your dogma.
Would you travel to another country to see them?
Yeah. They can toss Sam off one of those big cliffs in Norway without a parachute.Yeah, right. They can hardly do a tour with just one singer.
And what about Europe? Scandinavia is the place to be
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I don't take Bassplayer's rhetoric as gospel.... What's funny about it is that no matter what Bette & Bassplayer say, it always ends up that their projects seem to fade away like the poultry seasoning they tried with Satriani. Give up already!
Dave or the Grave.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen that was ON FIRE. We'll be right back with I Can't Stop Lovin You.
Haven't our Aussie friends suffered enough from the Gary Finger hour?
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