How "Christians" Are Often The Biggest Cunts Of All

[Nickdfresh]

Here's one example of a "God fearing" douchebag "pastor"...

Man claiming to be pastor leaves waiter note: ‘I give God 10%. Why do you get 18?’
By Dylan Stableford, Yahoo! News | The Sideshow – 3 hrs ago



A man claiming to be a pastor apparently tried to stiff a waiter on a tip, explaining that his work for God absolved him of having to leave one.

A photo of the receipt, posted to Reddit.com, shows a bill for $34.93 with an automatic 18 percent gratuity (or $6.29) added above a blank space for an additional tip.

"I give God 10%," the diner wrote on the receipt, scratching out the automatic tip. "Why do you get 18?" He then wrote "Pastor" above his signature, and an emphatic "0" where the additional tip would be. (The automatic gratuity, however, had already been added to the total.)

The Reddit user who submitted the image explained in the comments section that the receipt was part of a total bill for a party of 20, which is why the gratuity was automatically added.

“Parties up to eight ... may tip whatever they’d like, but larger parties receive an automatic gratuity," the server wrote. "It’s in the computer, it’s not something I do.”

The server added: “They had no problem with my service, and told me I was great. They just didn’t want to pay when the time came.”

Scribbling notes on receipts has become something of a trend. Earlier this month, the manager of a North Carolina Red Robin surprised an overdue pregnant woman by comping her meal.

“Once seated, a manager came up to us and started talking,” the woman's husband told Consumerist. “He was extremely friendly and jokingly asked my wife if this was her last meal before heading to the hospital."

When the check came, a note from the manager next to her portion of the bill read: "MOM 2 BEE GOOD LUC."

“It was a pleasant surprise and made my tired-of-being-pregnant wife a little more cheery," the man said.

[Kristy]

As if working in a tax-free environment wasn't enough. Let's see the average salary of a pastor at a "mega-church" can be anywhere from $50,000- 80,000 whereas that of an average waitress is less than $10,000 and most of that does come from tips. So much for the theory blessed are the poor.

[ELVIS]

That makes Christians the biggest cunts of all ??

[Nitro Express]

That's ok. Jesus is on his way.

[Kristy]

That makes Christians the biggest cunts of all ??

Um, yes.

[jhale667]

That makes Christians the biggest cunts of all ??

Certainly indicative of their typical holier-than-thou cunty-ass attitude, yeah.


Saw this on FB earlier, and the best suggested response was "because God didn't bring you your cheeseburger, bitch."

[Nitro Express]

There's assholes everywhere. I keep thinking there is one spot on the planet there are not any but I haven't found it yet.

[jhale667]

There's assholes everywhere but it takes a special kind of a-hole to complain about your deserving a bigger tip than the invisible sky daddy.

[Nitro Express]

Too bad it didn't happen in a country where he could lose a finger or a hand for theft. It's not cool to stiff the servers; especially, if they served you well.

[fraroc]

If we're talking about Christians that are total fucking cunts, let's not forget this douchebag.

[fraroc]

http://christwire.org/2010/08/are-st...-at-the-beach/

[cadaverdog]

Figures you people don't recognize a hoax when you see one. How would the computer know it was a party of 20? It's only 34.93. Somebody's lying.

[Dr. Love]

Certainly indicative of their typical holier-than-thou cunty-ass attitude, yeah.


Saw this on FB earlier, and the best suggested response was "because God didn't bring you your cheeseburger, bitch."

I thought you were against broad sweeping generalizations based on the actions of a single individual

[Hardrock69]

cadaverfucker once again shows us his level of intelligence is somewhat lower than that of your average everyday tree stump.

How would the computer know it was a party of 20? It's only 34.93. Somebody's lying.

Do you fucking read Engrish you stupid cunt?

Why do you open your mouth?

Either it is for your wino customers to stick their cocks in or else you seem to have a severe need to show people how fucking stupid you are.

You obviously did not read the article, as it contained a lot of big words that you do not understand.

You obviously wanted to make comments solely for the purpose of demonstrating that you are a poster child for brain-damaged fuckheads.

Tool.

[Warham]

I'm not really in favor of automatic gratuities added to tabs, even for large parties. But the guy should have gave her at least 15%.

One of my first jobs was bussing tables, so I'm well aware of how servers are paid by restaurants (usually below minimum wage), therefore I've always tried to tip well.

[Hardrock69]

Agreed.

[Nickdfresh]

That makes Christians the biggest cunts of all ??

You're a prime example in fact. You quote scripture right before hurling foul taunts, vaguely racist posts, and acting like a judgmental, sanctimonious prick!

[Nickdfresh]

I'm not really in favor of automatic gratuities added to tabs, even for large parties. But the guy should have gave her at least 15%.

One of my first jobs was bussing tables, so I'm well aware of how servers are paid by restaurants (usually below minimum wage), therefore I've always tried to tip well.

If they don't want an auto gratuity, then they can always have their big party somewhere else...

[cadaverdog]

cadaverfucker once again shows us his level of intelligence is somewhat lower than that of your average everyday tree stump.



Do you fucking read Engrish you stupid cunt?

Why do you open your mouth?

Either it is for your wino customers to stick their cocks in or else you seem to have a severe need to show people how fucking stupid you are.

You obviously did not read the article, as it contained a lot of big words that you do not understand.

You obviously wanted to make comments solely for the purpose of demonstrating that you are a poster child for brain-damaged fuckheads.

Tool.

Even if the computer program knew their was a party of twenty and split the bill up how do you know the waitress didn't do it or that the customer was really a pastor? You don't. Simular hoaxes have made the internet before. Asshole!!

[Nickdfresh]

Even if the computer program knew their was a party of twenty and split the bill up how do you know the waitress didn't do it or that the customer was really a pastor? You don't. Simular hoaxes have made the internet before. Asshole!!

Is that the kind of stuff you do before stiffing or "dining-and-dashing?"

[jhale667]

I thought you were against broad sweeping generalizations based on the actions of a single individual

In general yes. So allow me to clarify: Zealot Christian douchebags (not to be confused with actual christians, who would never to something this cunty) annoy the fuck out of me, and deserve absolutely no respect. This is obviously some pious asshat who's also a cheapskate. Even if it is a hoax, it's certainly not unbelievable, nor as bad as some of the shit I've seen people like this do personally.

One thing is certain: Organized religion on the whole sucks. Hope that clears things up. Dominionists, on the other hand, are fucking dangerous, but that's another thread.

[Little Texan]

Figures you people don't recognize a hoax when you see one. How would the computer know it was a party of 20? It's only 34.93. Somebody's lying.

The 34.93 was part of the bill, not the full bill.

The Reddit user who submitted the image explained in the comments section that the receipt was part of a total bill for a party of 20, which is why the gratuity was automatically added.

[Nitro Express]

It's best to leave the matter in the lord's hands. He has his way of dealing with those Christian assholes.

[lesfunk]

I think the biggest cunts are right here at the Roth ArmY!

[jhale667]

[Hardrock69]

The waitress got fired for posting the receipt and posting about the incident.

The stupid bitch pastor has apologized for getting the waitress fired. Her identity has been revealed as well.

Stupid fucking idiot.

[Hardrock69]

The 34.93 was part of the bill, not the full bill.

DING DING DING DING!!! We have a winner!

Congratulations, LT! You can read and understand English!
Something beyond cadaverfucker's capabilities, obviously.

[Hardrock69]

Here is the guestbook at the website of the stupid kunt's "church".

Feel free to leave comments, but if you are going to use foul language, misspell the words, as they have a filter on:

http://www.stlouischurches.org/Truth...d-message.html

[Nickdfresh]

Apparently the KKK is now under new "Christian" leadership, making them a kinder and gentler Klu Klux Klan:

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[Hardrock69]

What is strange is the article claimed a "man claiming to be a pastor" left the note on the receipt, when in fact, it was a woman who claimed to be a pastor.

[jhale667]

Apparently the KKK is now under new "Christian" leadership, making them a kinder and gentler Klu Klux Klan:

OK, so FUCK THEM still... only ever-so-slightly kindly and gently going forward.


GREAT idea for the new hoods, though...

[FORD]

Figures you people don't recognize a hoax when you see one. How would the computer know it was a party of 20? It's only 34.93. Somebody's lying.

Maybe the pastor learned how to do that thing that JC did when He fed the entire crowd with one kid's picnic basket?

[jhale667]

Uh-oh, if the eventual boycott gains any traction, it could seriously cut into C-dog's "action"...

[FORD]

Depends on whether or not his niece is boycotting, since she's probably the one who paid Sockfucker's tab.

[fraroc]

Whoever posted this on MSN is a CUNT with a captital-C.

"Gays just don't get it. God weighed in on this subject from the beginning of time when he created a man and a woman. The only fruits and nuts he created was on the trees in the garden. He did not intend for two men to get together and take turns pretending to be a woman or two women taking turns pretending to be a man. ANY church or pastor that condones this is a church or pastor in name only and has nothing to do with God. It's like a crackhead pastor or Reverend Molestor. All these Gay pedophiles are just drooling at the prospects of getting at these innocent children. It's just like Newtown, but much worse because these kids will be damaged for life. Our Bi-sexual president went down to Connecticut and cried for the kids at Newtown but yet he is condoning and promoting this immoral lifestyle to his kids and other people kids to be placed in the presence of sick and depraved pedophiles. What a sick bastard."


I would love to punch this guy who wrote this in the goddamn face.

[Dave's Bitch]

I love how Gay and Pedophile mean the same thing to some people.

[philouze]

I love how Gay and Pedophile mean the same thing to some people.

Amalgamation...
Other examples:

French/Winos
British/Gays
Brasilian/Trannys
Australian/Kangaroo fuckers
Chinese/Dog eaters
American/Heroes

[jhale667]

I love how Gay and Pedophile mean the same thing to some people.

If by "some" you mean ignorant zealot fucktards...

[ELVIS]

Why do you hate Christians so much ??

[El Bastardo]

Because it competes with their religion