Superbowl XLVII

[El Bastardo]

Apparently cock is not the only thing they choke on in San Francisco

[DONNIEP]

Well, Slappy just got a boner...

[Zing!]

Jesus... 4 secs left and they cue up that shit?

[Zing!]

That's more like it, Europe! Envy will be happy!

[TFM_Dale]

Apparently cock is not the only thing they choke on in San Francisco

Now that is funny!

[sadaist]

Wow. I just realized Colin Kaepernick has tattoos. Do you know how many pictures of Colin feature him shirtless so we are sure to see all of his tattoos?


All of them O_o

[FORD]

If the 69'ers had played before the power outage like they did after, they would have won easily.

Oh well, good game anyway, even with the shitty half time show.

[So this is love]

Thank God for Europe the red fucker was about to sing the first line to RHRN when they switched to The Final Countdown....lol! anyways my team lost....Congrats to the Ravens

[FORD]

Wow. I just realized Colin Kaepernick has tattoos. Do you know how many pictures of Colin feature him shirtless so we are sure to see all of his tattoos?


All of them O_o

What I think is funny is how he says his tattoos remind him of his faith. Guess his bible is missing a verse....

Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

Leviticus 19:28

[Seshmeister]

It's a real weakness in American Football how often you get these shitty anticlimax tactical ends to games.

[Little Texan]

Oh well, at least the 49'ers made a game of it after being down 22 points.

[ashstralia]

It's a real weakness in American Football how often you get these shitty anticlimax tactical ends to games.

yeah; a 100 minute nil all draw is much better...

[LoungeMachine]

Some of the media boxes at the stadium including the BBC TV and radio ones went down so they couldn't broadcast.

I'm guessing they would have been incredibly reluctant to refund worldwide broadcast fees...

Well if the contracts didn't specify "Acts of God" or other outages "out of the control" of the league, then they need to find new lawyers to draft the damn things.....

[LoungeMachine]

yeah; a 100 minute nil all draw is much better...

Seriously......

You fucking fo-renners and your "let's just end in a tie" sports.....



Fuck that shit. No one goes home until there is a winner.

[Northern Girl]

Listening to that Go Daddy ad [Kissing] made me a little ill. It was all I could do to turn around and look at the TV, and I'm sorry I did!

[DONNIEP]

The Kia ad was funny...they actually said "shoot off" in an ad...woulda been cooler if they said "shoot the big wad" but close enough..

[SunisinuS]

It's a real weakness in American Football how often you get these shitty anticlimax tactical ends to games.

Actually, it was tactical....just not physical.

[mh5150]

We are the champions ....

[ashstralia]

good onya mh, hope i get to taste victory this year. go the rabbits!!!Souths_emblem_orig.JPG

[mh5150]

Listening to that Go Daddy ad [Kissing] made me a little ill. It was all I could do to turn around and look at the TV, and I'm sorry I did!

We were thinking that nerd was a girl

[Seshmeister]

yeah; a 100 minute nil all draw is much better...

True but at least in the 99th minute either team can run up the field and score.

[mh5150]

Congrats mh5150....you must be happy. I was telling my dad and brothers last night I thought the power outage had something to do with the halftime show. Sure enough....I'm listening to sports talk on the way to work this morning and twice during byonce's rehearsals yesterday, they lost power. Way to be prepared NFL. BTW.....how much of a cunt is jim Harbaugh?

I thought Phil Simms was more of a dick..my ? is if it was just a power surge and not someone flipping a switch why didn't any emergency lights cone on?

[ashstralia]

True but at least in the 99th minute either team can run up the field and score.

or kick an angelic ballboy in the guts/nuts

[ELVIS]

Jones is not big on sports spectators...

[Seshmeister]

or kick an angelic ballboy in the guts/nuts

I was all for that.

The 'ballboy' is a 17 year old son of a club director worth £40 million who boasted he would hold up the game on twitter before the game and did a few times.

I would have kicked his fat mouth.

[Nitro Express]

Listening to that Go Daddy ad [Kissing] made me a little ill. It was all I could do to turn around and look at the TV, and I'm sorry I did!

It sounds like it was more like Who's Your Daddy? than Go Daddy.

[Nickdfresh]

The Onion: Nick's Wiki alternative when Wiki just won't do.

Maybe I should pull a Kristy and just cut and paste both as my own work?

And Wiki-bore post brought to you by an ostracized and feeble mind...

[Nickdfresh]

I think she sang a little but all the backing was piped in.

Last year I don't think Madonna sang a single note.

Yeah, she was singing to a low backing track I think. But you can clearly hear her ability to transcends things like "tone" and "key" to make talking news heads here say how great she was. I just thought the whole dance routine and looking sexy thing was way overdone and they should just get up and sing more and dance less...

[DLR Bridge]

Yeah, she was singing to a low backing track I think. But you can clearly hear her ability to transcends things like "tone" and "key" to make talking news heads here say how great she was. I just thought the whole dance routine and looking sexy thing was way overdone and they should just get up and sing more and dance less...

It's all a joke anymore. The whole thing looked pre-filmed. She was staring down the camera like they were shooting a video. The thing was shot in film. What happened to performing for the crowd that's actually there? And I don't mean just the hand picked crowd on the ground. The whole thing just made me daydream about VH ripping shit up and showing people how it's done. I'll bet they won't be there next year either. If it's going to be at the Meadowlands, you can bet on Jon Girl Jovi landing that gig.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

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[Nitro Express]

They should just bring in some of the best college, high school, or military marching bands and do something with that. I remember seeing a half time show at the Rose Bowl that blew me away and it was all marching bands doing complicated patterns on the field.

[DLR Bridge]

Yeah, I remember digging the marching bands as a kid. That stuff sounds so great live, but so shitty on TV though.

[Nitro Express]

My mom was a rabid football fan and would take me to college games when I was little. I remember seeing and hearing the the marching bands. A lot of people smoked in those days. So there was a smell of Coke, popcorn, hotdogs, cigarettes/pipes (man I miss the smell of that cherry pipe tobacco) and that wonderful sound of a marching band in an open stadium. I remember watching one game outside in a big snowstorm and we had this big blanket over us.

You have to have that rawness to have the real football experience and people used to play because they loved the game. There's too much money in it now. It's over produced. I don't feel so much love for the game and the experience as I do money. Something has been missing from football for awhile. It seems like an empty experience now for some reason.

[DLR Bridge]

Yep. There's definitely more wrong with football and baseball than right these days. Can't speak much for basketball and hockey as I don't pay much attention to them.

[Kristy]

Ghey ghey game

For one, it went on too long. Lights go off? Too fucking bad! Fucking overpaid, F A T multi millionaires cocksuckers afraid of the dark?

Two, the 9-er's just plain sucked, man. No effort, no emotion, no candor. Nothing. Faggo stood up and rammed in down those San Fran smug-self-fat-smelling cretins with a ball pen hammer and a Lyle Lovett cowboy hat.

Three, Phil Simms - please fucking die. You suck as a broadcaster. Quit with the cliches, the endless "things were so much better back in my day" pandering, your terrible suits and for fucks sake, do something with your god damn hair.

Four, CBS you can also die. Fuck, I always thought Fox's coverage of this crap was over-the-top but with all of your blinding graphics, over-commentary (including Shannon 'mush mouth from Fat Albert Sharpe), endles commerical overkill and what in the fuck is this? Craig Ferguson? What in the fuck is a assholytic Euro-trash late night pop culture fuckwit doing a "Special Show" after this dismal game? Next time, I dunno, shoot for Van Morrison - you'll get the same outcome.

Pathetic game. Predictable and boring.

[Kristy]

Maybe I should pull a Kristy and just cut and paste both as my own work?

And Wiki-bore post brought to you by an ostracized and feeble mind...

Doth protesting too much.

[Zing!]

Well, let's see.....Basketball had a work stoppage last year, and hockey this year and I have absolutely no use for soccer and will never consider nascar a sport.....so.........sports.....which at one time was such a great escape from the bullshit of everyday life for me, is now becoming aggravating.

How about cycling?

[LoungeMachine]

Go back to blowing your dad, loser.

Projection again



Hope daddy taught you well at least, since you now do it for a living.

[Kristy]

"Da Bualtmure Ravuns wun on spirut of the gum-e, Daddy-O. Fllack-ko showed cunfordence in throwing da baaal to dis recevurs. Tell yu what! Kapeeerdink hud no such luck, J.B. Da Nune-er's couln't develup a strageety ender Harbaaaugh's direction. I dun kuuow J.B., E'd culled dis gume from the beginning."

[Kristy]

Projection again



Hope daddy taught you well at least, since you now do it for a living.

Yeah, um, okay

Hope you seek help for your alcoholism soon, F A T boy.

Wait a min, No I don't