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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Diseased groupies.
lives in a hole
that is usually empty
tiny too
^baaaaaaaaby snaaaaaaaakes
Une sale petite connasse a dit un jour:
"Je veux t'épouser, oh mon amour
Et ce, même si nous ne vivons pas
Sur la même bande de terre,
Je te jure fidélité
Devant tous ces coléoptères".
Nice, isn't it???
Failure again... try harder Phil.
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
How can I be harder than this????
You want me to post it in English?? Ah, come on, ZahZoo...
she screamed
...as he tapped her donut
Saddle up, gonna tap yer donut....
(I never figured what the rest of the lyrics were, by the way)
Krabs with a "K"
Rats with an "R'
I wonder how we got to this point
Say it isn't so
Tell me different
Yet Here we are...
For what it's worth
I don't give a shit
Since it's time for a piss
Help me play with it
Can you please touch it
Underneath the table
No, I won't give you money
To swallow if your able
^Badass Poet too....
should be sleeping
Mom, is that you???
Every time I pull my prick
Never seems to do the trick
Verily 'tis yer face
Your very own mug
It keeps me from soiling the rug
So anyway I try and try
Always failing to glue your eye
Rectums stretched and Cunts augmented
Entered and Exited
Cavities thouroughly inspected
Every time I tried to release
Penis failed to splash your crease
Titties bounce and pussies flap
It always ends with us packing yer crap
Cunts may squirt and slide around
Les and the GOAT prefer to paint the town brown
Everybody nods in agreement....
Lesfunk you are a true POET!
uh u hu hu h u hu hu hu h u hu u h hu
And you are a true JACKOFF!
uh huh huhuhuhuh
Pole-Smoker.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
How Rude
And some nitro pour vous
Model airplane fuel? This is more my style.
Hey, Some of that shit is 30% Heli fuel!
Poster of well hung whales..?
hangs at the country club
Fore!!
Pete's Brother and his vision of a good day golfing...
in the words of our kiwi brother "sweet as"
That is some trippy shit
Try this while on (legal) weed
I'm seasick
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