Originally Posted by Kristy
Hey you! Watch this and get angry over nothing. And actually it's only slightly over 2 weeks.
You on the other hand will get swallowed by the drain pipe any day now.
Hey you! Watch this and get angry over nothing. And actually it's only slightly over 2 weeks.
You on the other hand will get swallowed by the drain pipe any day now.
^ Thrills - also rips on guitar.
does not make tacos for a living
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
^ Rides indepedent...
idipidint
Uses Pete as a scapegoat
he said goat
Frere de Pierre
^ Le Batard
oui Phillipe
Philippe... One L Two P's (like the size of my brain)
i found your beer and smokesbeee and smokes.jpg
now, finally
Makes lame football jokes.
Oh dear.
Her Gynecologist hears the ocean
His proctologist has trouble getting his finger out.
dead fish in bed
Poor depth perception. the proctologist that is....
Still think you're a WARF alias.
Nah...
Bastardo is too funny to be a WART alias.
You've been sniffing too many candles
you're now dating your proctologist.
Shoes has been begging to get her winker ripped, You will not be allowed to ruin it for her. You have your own little Swedish grotto hole to deal with
Lounge - Thinks Croatia is a garden spot.
Thinks a Pringles can is a diaphragm .
I'm laughing too hard to continue this.
It's true, I am not worthy.
Not that a dry, barren, semi pensionate spinster would need to obtain an IUD of any type...
El bastardo and WARF - Invented herpes in Africa.
Point of order - a diaphragm and an IUD are entirely different things that operate in very different ways. I'd opt for a diaphram with you. Preferably a full body one that prevented your dick from contacting me anywhere.
My dick would never touch the sides. For you I would initiate the "Alaskan Pipeline"
If nothing else it might help to tuck your uterus back inside your body
Better than your prolapsed rectum.
That TINY? My God I'm so sorry.
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
Like an acorn resting in easter hay
Time out on the insults - I don't get that one.
Kwame! Where you been, dude? Long time no see!Has a sister, too
Other than being associated with LameMachine.
Beware of Dog
My foot not my face. your job, brown noser.
Says the guy that hasn't needed a rubber since 1988 when he banged the school whore to the romantic sounds of "When It's Love."
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