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    New Alcohol Study

    http://newsthump.com/2011/04/08/alco...g-a-good-time/

    Alcohol linked to having a good time


    Drinking more than a pint of beer a day can substantially increase the risk of someone having a good time, research has shown.

    A large Europe-wide study in the British Medical Journal found that 70% of ‘fun times’ in men and 63% of all ‘fun times’ in women were caused by alcohol intake.

    The study calculated that in 2008, current and past drinking habits were responsible for about 456.9 million ‘excellent nights out’ in the UK, out of a total of 650.7 million fun evenings.

    When alcohol is taken in by the body it can affect the way the brain works, increasing the chance of the consumer enjoying themselves and becoming significantly more entertaining to those they are with.

    Lead researcher Madlen Schutze told us, “It’s important that we understand how alcohol improves the lives of millions of people, because if we only listened to all the tedious scare mongering we’d probably never have a drink again.”

    Alcohol linked to ‘fun’

    Regular alcohol users have reacted with surprise to the survey, insisting it is a complete waste of money.

    Drinker Suzy Fowler told us, “Are there really people out there that still don’t know that alcohol vastly increases your chances of having a good time, really?”

    Beer fan Dave Williams explained, “Alcohol has been at the centre of all the great times in my life.”

    “The night I met my wife, the night I proposed to my wife, the night we conceived our child. Without it I’d probably still be just another single guy living it up on more disposable income than I know what to do with.”

    Schutze concluded, “We have to ask ourselves, is all the fun that is related to alcohol consumption really ‘fun’ at all. And the answer is yes by the way. Yes, it definitely is.”

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    in further breaking news; doner kebabs with chilli and garlic sauce at 3am are excellent after lager snacks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    in further breaking news; doner kebabs with chilli and garlic sauce at 3am are excellent after lager snacks!!!
    You want chili sauscsef with that? Extra Sphalad?


    Lol those Kebab trucks always have a foreigner with a lisp.
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    extra hommus and tabouleh, please!

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    LOL ! this study is great .. what does it mean ? drugs work !

    If alcohol is a good time - shrooms must be associated with fantastic experiences and powder must be associated with feeling like king of the world haha !

    next study - people like sex ...

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    Yeah, what a informative study!

    Ranks right up there with that "water is wet" news that keeps on getting lost.

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    It's all good until the room starts to spin and you can't stop it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    It's all good until the room starts to spin and you can't stop it.
    Who the hell would want to stop it?

    If you can get the room to start spinning, just find out which direction it's going in, and fuckin' lean into it.

    Otherwise, it defeats the entire purpose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Yeah, what a informative study!.

    Ok hun ,your humour bypass was a success .
    fuck your fucking framing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    It's all good until the room starts to spin and you can't stop it.
    ... as Dean Martin once said: "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
    THINK LIKE THE WAVES

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    It's all good until the room starts to spin and you can't stop it.
    That's what firearms are for...

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    the licensing boys and girls are out and about in force tonight... they came to visit barney me and lee lee at our local cantina.

    all the oldies were high fiving and hugging the big uniformed dudes and dudettes...

    shame they can't drink on duty...

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    I just read anarticle recently that a new study showed you get drunker faster when your drinks are mixed with diet soda -vs- regular soda. Something in the sugar that signals your digestive system to slowly release it to the small intestine.

    http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/0...-intoxication/
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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    Yeah the same sort if thing has been flushing round the uk news channels .

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    i saw a story this week about couples that drink together stay together. codependency can be rewarding
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    i saw a story this week about couples that drink together stay together. codependency can be rewarding
    I spat my drink

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    I just read anarticle recently that a new study showed you get drunker faster when your drinks are mixed with diet soda -vs- regular soda. Something in the sugar that signals your digestive system to slowly release it to the small intestine.

    http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/0...-intoxication/
    I hope its even faster with coke zero `cause thats what I having it with.... BTW any news from the Van Halens?
    Now who`s that babe with the fab-u-lous shad-ow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    i saw a story this week about couples that drink together stay together. codependency can be rewarding
    I may resemble that remark - doh !

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