Kristy's Top Five Sports Figures That I Like To Se Drop Dead In 2013

[Kristy]

1. Lindsey Vaughn



You're not sexy, interesting or talented. In fact, after any event, Lindsey spends more time on her back than Paris Hilton.

2. Peyton Manning



Old, outdated and a chode choker in a playoff game. Peyton has his best years behind him. Go fuck of to Florida and count your money you robed form Pat Bowlen. Walking asswipe.

3. Todd Helton



F A T, drunk and can't hit for shit. Personal friend of Peyton Manning which should tell you all you need to know about this douche. Busted for a DUI at 3AM after seeing his gypsy fortune teller foreseeing how bad the Rockies will suck again this year.

4.Missy Franklin



Missy, part Amazon, part genetic excitement with fish DNA, Missy "the missile" has outlived her 15 minutes of fame. Will most likely go to college in Texas, become a dyke and hang out in biker bars selling her medal for meth and bail.

5. Danilo Gallinari



Spends more time being in love with himself then he does sitting on the bench being injured. Crap 3-ball shooter, lame defense and only speaks English when it comes to contract renewal. Horrible trade.

[hambon4lif]

1. Lindsey Vaughn



You're not sexy, interesting or talented. In fact, after any event, Lindsey spends more time on her back than Paris Hilton.

Oh come on now!
You know you've strangled your mayonnaise-cannon a few times while thinking about Lindsey.

Don't lie, Holmes!

[sonrisa salvaje]

Oh come on now!
You know you've strangled your mayonnaise-cannon a few times while thinking about Lindsey.

Don't lie, Holmes!

I've got a slope Lindsey can jump.

[ThrillsNSpills]

..........

[Nitro Express]

Oh come on now!
You know you've strangled your mayonnaise-cannon a few times while thinking about Lindsey.

Don't lie, Holmes!

Apparently she gives head. There is a big stick advertising her services next to her.

[Zing!]

I find it hard to believe not a single New York Yankee made this list.

[BITEYOASS]

Ah there's Krusty being a bitter cunt once again!

[Kristy]

Blow me, dufus.

[Nickdfresh]

I've got a slope Lindsey can jump.

Apparently she's impaling herself on Tiger Woods HPV/herpes ridden knob...

[Kristy]

From now on, only Nick can comment on my threads.

[hambon4lif]

From now on, only Nick can comment on my threads.

Sure thing, fuckface!


your thread

[Kristy]

Hello Kristy! We at ROTH ARMY FORUMS would like to wish you a Happy Fuckin' Birthday!

[ELVIS]

Oui wood ??

[jhale667]

From now on, only Nick can comment on my threads.

Piss off.

[Diamondjimi]

Hello Kristy! We at ROTH ARMY FORUMS would like to wish you a Happy Fuckin' Birthday!

Kunt!

[Mushroom]

Ohh how cute, a girl talking about sports. Kristy, were you twirling and smelling your hair as you typed that out?

[Kristy]

Ohh how cute, a girl talking about sports. Kristy, were you twirling and smelling your hair as you typed that out?

Go back to molesting you dog.

[Kristy]

Kunt!

Failed musician

[Mushroom]

Go back to molesting you dog.

will you be my dog? I'll pack your vagina with dynamite and fuck you to heaven!

[cadaverdog]

will you be my dog? I'll pack your vagina with dynamite and fuck you to heaven!

Just as long as he doesn't have to put his dick in it. He doesn't like vaginas.

[Kristy]

will you be my dog? I'll pack your vagina with dynamite and fuck you to heaven!

Yeah, I highly doubt you like women much less ever been with one.

[Kristy]

Although I can be a sarcastic prick at times, detecting online sarcasm isn't always that easy....that being said....if today's your birthday...then Happy Birthday.

Thanks, Fourth.

[DLR Bridge]

I find it hard to believe not a single New York Yankee made this list.

My entire list would consist only of a one Alex Rodriguez. May he, in the very least, be dead to the game of baseball.

[Zing!]

My entire list would consist only of a one Alex Rodriguez. May he, in the very least, be dead to the game of baseball.

Ding! Ding! Ding! Step right up, we have a winner!