I went to the local breakfast joint for lunch today. I go there a few times a month, usually it's great. Great pancakes, great waffles, great eggs, bacon, hashbrowns. I love it.
Today, I got some to go. I get home, and my bacon... which is usually prepared al dente ... it's so fucking crunchy that it's like eating potato chips.
What a disaster. My whole day is ruined.
How did Kristy hack into Doc's account?
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Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
are you saying I'm channeling claims-to-be-white-girl rage?
It's the only explanation. Who else would complain about crispy bacon?Originally Posted by Dr. Love
This thread is G H E Y
I think pancreatic cancer is definitely worse.
My mistake -- reading the various topics of conversation in this forum, I thought this was where we shared our minor grievances in life. Perhaps if I said WARF or RothChats ruined my bacon, I'd get a better reception to my griping!
But for the record al dente is the perfect bacon, crunchy is a travesty.
Thread does not compute...
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
Well, I haven't had pancreatic cancer, but I have had crunchy bacon, so I'm going to err on the side of experience.
well, it isn't a calculator
crunchy bacon rules
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unless you are wearing it
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Only F A T failed doctors don't like crispy bacon.
Who gets breakfast to go?
Cold eggs, soggy bacon, and limp hashbrowns?
Wait a minute....I know that menu. You're banging my ex wife!!!!
Tip the veal, try the waitress...
who said anything about crispy bacon? I'm talking about crunchy bacon!
Which one?
Only if you troll craigslist for clients, and string guitars for rent money
or
Get fired for being a drunk.
bacon bits fan?
Hey, I'm not driving across the city, it's like a 3 minute drive and I have forum posts to respond to. Aw lawd jesus, sit in the restaurant? it's Ain't nobody got time fo' thatWho gets breakfast to go?
Cold eggs, soggy bacon, and limp hashbrowns?
Wait a minute....I know that menu. You're banging my ex wife!!!!
All of them.
At once.
Let me rephrase. All of them in one sitting, alternatively taking turns. We're not running a human centipede here.
You should have complained about the bacon, Doc. One time I complained that my wife's cheeseburger at McDonalds didn't have ketchup on it. The surly teen took it and gave me a new one. When my wife unwrapped the burger it was swimming in about a half a quart of ketchup. It was pretty hilarious (and got the kid fired) but on second thought, maybe don't complain about the bacon...
My karma just ran over your dogma.
I worry more about the stuff you don't see them do to your food when you make a complaint which is why I almost never do.
I just don't go back.
Never send a drink back either......
Your bartender hates you, you know.......
Yeah but CRUNCHY BACON? I mean come the fuck ON! That shit just ain't right...
you know, it's past time we had some new moderator blood in here ... zing has shown impeccable taste in this thread.
I decide who gets modded, webbied, and banned here.....
Not you, Bathrobe.
I should have never made you a moderator ... the unbridled power that comes with it went straight to your head!
Password: Bacon1
Pretty simple one to guess.....
please. As if that would be my password.
My password is nothing like that.
I can make grown men act like 12 year olds on Ritalin
They are powerless to fight back.
I'm The (F A T) Decider!
Oh, look....
The underemployed pot head made a funny.....
Now Kenny will ask someone to blow him. dufus.
I have to admit that when I saw the Doc had started a thread about bacon strips, I didn't think we would actually be talking about bacon.
Again, "underemployed" you stupid F A T fuck. Go shove another Oreo down you double-chinned gullet, choke to death on it and just shut the fuck up for good, okay?
You take it back, Guitar Shark. My bacon-angst doesn't come near that level of vitriol.
It said "underemployed" you ignorant slut.
Get off the computer and find a job.....
Don't bother sucking up to him.....he has no real power here.
I run this place......ask anyone.
That's it. I'm leaving to start my own website. GOATFans.com
Can I be a Mod?
Oh please, oh please.......
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