There's nothing I hate more than crunchy bacon

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  • Guitar Shark
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7576
    #16
    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    Wait a minute....I know that menu. You're banging my ex wife!!!!
    Which one?
    ROTH ARMY MILITIA


    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32555
        #17
        Originally posted by Dr. Love
        My mistake -- reading the various topics of conversation in this forum, I thought this was where we shared our minor grievances in life.
        .
        Only if you troll craigslist for clients, and string guitars for rent money
        or
        Get fired for being a drunk.


        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • PETE'S BROTHER
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2007
            • 12678
            #18
            Originally posted by Dr. Love
            who said anything about crispy bacon? I'm talking about crunchy bacon!
            bacon bits fan?
            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • Dr. Love
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 7825
                #19
                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                Who gets breakfast to go?

                Cold eggs, soggy bacon, and limp hashbrowns?



                Wait a minute....I know that menu. You're banging my ex wife!!!!
                Hey, I'm not driving across the city, it's like a 3 minute drive and I have forum posts to respond to. Aw lawd jesus, sit in the restaurant? it's Ain't nobody got time fo' that
                I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                  • Dr. Love
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 7825
                    #20
                    Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                    Which one?
                    All of them.

                    At once.
                    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                    http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                      • Dr. Love
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 7825
                        #21
                        Originally posted by Dr. Love
                        All of them.

                        At once.
                        Let me rephrase. All of them in one sitting, alternatively taking turns. We're not running a human centipede here.
                        I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                        http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                          • Zing!
                            Veteran
                            • Oct 2011
                            • 2363
                            #22
                            You should have complained about the bacon, Doc. One time I complained that my wife's cheeseburger at McDonalds didn't have ketchup on it. The surly teen took it and gave me a new one. When my wife unwrapped the burger it was swimming in about a half a quart of ketchup. It was pretty hilarious (and got the kid fired) but on second thought, maybe don't complain about the bacon...
                            My karma just ran over your dogma.

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                              • Seshmeister
                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                • Oct 2003
                                • 35160
                                #23
                                I worry more about the stuff you don't see them do to your food when you make a complaint which is why I almost never do.

                                I just don't go back.

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                                  • LoungeMachine
                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 32555
                                    #24
                                    Never send a drink back either......



                                    Your bartender hates you, you know.......
                                    Originally posted by Kristy
                                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                      • Zing!
                                        Veteran
                                        • Oct 2011
                                        • 2363
                                        #25
                                        Yeah but CRUNCHY BACON? I mean come the fuck ON! That shit just ain't right...
                                        My karma just ran over your dogma.

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                                          • Dr. Love
                                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 7825
                                            #26
                                            you know, it's past time we had some new moderator blood in here ... zing has shown impeccable taste in this thread.
                                            I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                                            http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                                              • LoungeMachine
                                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 32555
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by Dr. Love
                                                you know, it's past time we had some new moderator blood in here ... zing has shown impeccable taste in this thread.
                                                I decide who gets modded, webbied, and banned here.....



                                                Not you, Bathrobe.
                                                Originally posted by Kristy
                                                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                                  • Dr. Love
                                                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 7825
                                                    #28
                                                    I should have never made you a moderator ... the unbridled power that comes with it went straight to your head!
                                                    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                                                    http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                                                      • LoungeMachine
                                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 32555
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                                                        How did Kristy hack into Doc's account?
                                                        Password: Bacon1



                                                        Pretty simple one to guess.....
                                                        Originally posted by Kristy
                                                        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                        Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                                          • Dr. Love
                                                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 7825
                                                            #30
                                                            please. As if that would be my password.

                                                            My password is nothing like that.
                                                            I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                                                            http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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